If you think that was trolling you have more screws loose than I first thought.

That's the first almost believable thing you have ever said.
Now go make me a sandwich

Mr Maxwell - who are you calling?

Sleazydream - A cab

Mr Maxwell - Why?

Sleazydream - cause I fucked you and now you're leaving

Exactly what I was thinking.

I've never met a marine who considered the Marine Corps "past". You can meet a 68-year-old guy at a bar, and he'll still correct you if you ask, "Were you a marine?" Get ready for him to say, "No. I AM a marine."

It's just not part of the culture to think of being a marine as something you can stop being, and I completely understand why it would bug somebody to meet an impostor. Anybody in the marine corps has worked way too hard to let somebody else get away with that. It's also kind of a violation of the other guy's integrity, if he is a marine, to claim that he's something he's not -- which would bug a serious marine even more.

I'm crushed by your response to my post.
YOU have officially pissed in my breakfast cereal of choice.

As an aside, I'm sorry, but I must dissuade you from gifting me with your attentions because I don't fuck people who wet the bed. While I do realize that you're likely to be feminine enough for me to enjoy, I must not violate my own code of conduct, which violating you clearly would do.

??? walk with an american flag, unarmed, in any place your army "liberated" and you will in fact see that it has nothing to do with "freedom"...try talking freely and openly about how they deserved what you feed them and see how long you live :1orglaugh

and also you are the most star trek outfit out there LOL grown men living in a fantasy world...from costumes to lingo to conventions even funerals the cosplay is there...imaginary values, imaginary missions, imaginary danger, imaginary enemies and WMD...

you guys are the kings of role play and make believe...the US army is in fact the worlds most popular mass multi player role playing game...

here is what a US army guy looks like to me: (yes i know this is not star trek but star wars but still its a nice pic of men dressing up and pretending)

http://www.hmtk.com/wp-content/uploa.../diversity.JPG

now the guy in camo is a phoney! what questions could i ask him about imperial trooperism to expose his phoney-ness?? maybe i should ask him about the 3rd marrlak of USMOC! or if he sucks on jagons! all real imperial troopers suck jagons! if he says he does not ill be all like "HEY you phoney!" :1orglaugh