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				What's the first 5 on your list if you hit the number?
			 
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	2. See good doctors 3. Eat real food 4. Own a home 5. Employ rough characters Not in that order  | 
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		 1) buy couple of ***** 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			2) setup condom manufacturing plant. 3) buy hummer. 4) buy couple hundred acres of land 5) make a movie 
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		 Ahh the things I could do with this thread but all I'm going to say is uneducated, obamacare, government cheese, projects and no job.. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 i think this is about some lottery.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	People who say 'when i win im gonna do this and this', are depressing. They lost hope that they can achieve something by themselves, accept their miserable modern slavery life and only have hope for lottery scams. Pathetic.  | 
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		 Did/doing all of OP's except number 1. Though I have been paying a lot to lawyers over the last 5 years lol 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Need a few millions first 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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 its about when business goes up and $$ starts coming like mad. so when it hit the number, i dont have a number in mind yet., but the hope that keeps me busy at what i am doing. if this thread is about lottery winning then my bad. 
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		 For anyone that is lost, hitting the numbers means winning the lottery. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I don't fantasize about winning the lottery. I fantasize about what I should do next in life. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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 Why would you buy a law firm or employ rough characters? Or does he mean rough trade? If I did hit the numbers I would buy an island and nobody would ever see or hear from me again.... Its not going to happen as I don't do the lottery - I suppose I might hit on the next 'big idea', but I doubt it....  | 
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 I have won twice fairly good amounts with very low stakes at casinos, so I know the numbers can come up...  | 
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		 I don't play numbers 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 can't you do most of those things without the lottery though? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Buy a law firm is a little odd. Usually they are partnerships where you earn in relationship to your billable hours. So you probably could buy into one now just to have the piece of paper. Is it different where you live? Do they issue stock or something?  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 he said number, I think it means the number when you have reached your goal, like that one movie....... fuck I forget but they used the line "what is your number" as for what I would buy... his top five picks I do not get. Most have done all them but the first one which I do not understand haha.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			oh the movie was Wallstreet 
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		 Hookers and blow!  and beer 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Hitting the number is winning a lottery 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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	2. buy Casa Loma in Toronto 3. convert Casa Loma into Canada's largest BDSM/fetish production facility 4. go on a one year photography roadtrip across the U.S. 5. take a hammer to my alarm clock 6. buy new servers for L-Pink to speed up GFY ;)  | 
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