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Etik Media · 03-15-2013, 03:47 PM

Pussy and asshole is really each other's biological opposites. Cunt is the origin of life and a source of pleasure for both the woman and the man.
Asshole however, is the body's garbage dump, full of fecal residues and potentially deadly disease-causing bacteria and viruses.

Logically they should be as far as possible from each other.

Has nature some kinky idea behind this construction?

borked · 03-15-2013, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Etik Media

Has nature some kinky idea behind this construction?

Of course - you didn't finish Biology classes?
Thought everyone learnt about the reasons. If you didn't, surely you can guess?

alias · 03-15-2013, 03:50 PM

I heard if babby gets shit on during birth [it happens sometimes] that they can become fecalphiliacs.

Nature = troll?

harvey · 03-15-2013, 03:53 PM

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-15-2013, 03:56 PM

Should be warning signs for some people...

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2012 · 03-15-2013, 04:15 PM

its got electrolytes

L-Pink · 03-15-2013, 04:26 PM

So when girls get drunk and pass out you can pick them up like a bowling ball.

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Dirty F · 03-15-2013, 04:28 PM

What would be a better place for the craphole in your opinion?

sarettah · 03-15-2013, 04:36 PM

It is the ultimate proof that females were designed by the government.

They are the only ones stupid enough to put a recreation area right next to a toxic dump.

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2012 · 03-15-2013, 04:37 PM

alias · 03-15-2013, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

It is the ultimate proof that females were designed by the government.

They are the only ones stupid enough to put a recreation area right next to a toxic dump.

.

Bazinga.

Etik Media · 03-15-2013, 04:58 PM

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fitzmulti · 03-15-2013, 06:02 PM

If these are his questions, let's just be glad he barely has just over 400 posts since 2004.
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Etik Media · 03-15-2013, 06:11 PM

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If these are his questions, let's just be glad he barely has just over 400 posts since 2004.
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 419
;-)
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I try to reserve my thoughts to my self as much as I can

Bill8 · 03-15-2013, 06:19 PM

evolution. the bodily form we have now is the result of selection algos working on much more primitive ancient forms. look up cloaca.

bl4h · 03-15-2013, 06:24 PM

we haven't evolved enough yet. the taint is actually a shield that helps protect against "accidental anal"

but really if you wanna talk about that subject. urine shouldnt be anywhere near the vagina. and men piss where they cum. why? havent figured it out yet but ive spent many hours on it

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fitzmulti · 03-15-2013, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Etik Media

I try to reserve my thoughts to my self as much as I can

I respect that.

mineistaken · 03-15-2013, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Etik Media

Pussy and asshole is really each other's biological opposites. Cunt is the origin of life and a source of pleasure for both the woman and the man.
Asshole however, is the body's garbage dump, full of fecal residues and potentially deadly disease-causing bacteria and viruses.

Logically they should be as far as possible from each other.

Has nature some kinky idea behind this construction?

When speaking about dump you somehow forgot to mention that fluids are dumped from pus area. Paint the whole picture and then discuss

desihoes · 03-15-2013, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

So when girls get drunk and pass out you can pick them up like a bowling ball.

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Or you can carry them as a six pack.

Si · 03-15-2013, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Etik Media

Pussy and asshole is really each other's biological opposites. Cunt is the origin of life and a source of pleasure for both the woman and the man.
Asshole however, is the body's garbage dump, full of fecal residues and potentially deadly disease-causing bacteria and viruses.

Logically they should be as far as possible from each other.

Has nature some kinky idea behind this construction?

Read: Sperm Wars, atleast.

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

So when girls get drunk and pass out you can pick them up like a bowling ball.

.

Belly button = Thumb hole? 1 finger 1 thumb 1 up the bum etc.

Chosen · 03-15-2013, 08:40 PM

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Supz · 03-15-2013, 08:52 PM

Girl: Why do you always lick my asshole?
Andrew Dice Clay: Cuz ya pussy taste like shyyyiiiiiiiiiittttttt.

Mr Pheer · 03-16-2013, 01:56 AM

Would you rather have your asshole on your face, next to your mouth & nose?

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lock · 03-16-2013, 02:05 AM

So the pussy lubes the asshole. :P

RyuLion · 03-16-2013, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

It is the ultimate proof that females were designed by the government.

They are the only ones stupid enough to put a recreation area right next to a toxic dump.

.

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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Some Guy · 03-16-2013, 04:10 PM

It's further proof that there is no God. And, if there is, he's a retard for designing a septic tank next to an amusement park.

coldfusion · 03-16-2013, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

So when girls get drunk and pass out you can pick them up like a bowling ball.

.

EddyTheDog · 03-16-2013, 06:48 PM

So bisexuals can never miss...

Some Guy · 03-16-2013, 07:31 PM

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So bisexuals can never miss...

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leg4 · 03-16-2013, 08:34 PM

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AdultPornMasta · 03-16-2013, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias

I heard if babby gets shit on during birth [it happens sometimes] that they can become fecalphiliacs.

Nature = troll?

Stop picking on CurrentlySober!

pornmasta · 03-17-2013, 08:21 AM

do pussies like poo ?

The Ghost · 03-17-2013, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Etik Media

Pussy and asshole is really each other's biological opposites. Cunt is the origin of life and a source of pleasure for both the woman and the man.
Asshole however, is the body's garbage dump, full of fecal residues and potentially deadly disease-causing bacteria and viruses.

Logically they should be as far as possible from each other.

Has nature some kinky idea behind this construction?

I deal with alot of assholes and for the most part they're immaculate.

Ass sprayers FTW.

John-ACWM · 03-17-2013, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

What would be a better place for the craphole in your opinion?

Antonio · 03-17-2013, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

So when girls get drunk and pass out you can pick them up like a bowling ball.

.

Markul · 03-17-2013, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

So when girls get drunk and pass out you can pick them up like a bowling ball.

.

Fold them and hold them

ErectMedia · 03-17-2013, 04:23 PM

Natural birth control. Right when your gonna blow drop down and shoot it in the pooper.

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marlboroack · 03-17-2013, 07:54 PM

opposites attract bringing them closer and closer over evolution

nico-t · 03-18-2013, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

So when girls get drunk and pass out you can pick them up like a bowling ball.

.

sperbonzo · 03-18-2013, 07:05 AM

"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes.
Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through.

But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes just want to shit all over everything!

So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks.

But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck.

And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! "

.

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