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  • Etik Media
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    • Jul 2004
    • 493
    #1

    Why is pussy so close to asshole?

    Pussy and asshole is really each other's biological opposites. Cunt is the origin of life and a source of pleasure for both the woman and the man.
    Asshole however, is the body's garbage dump, full of fecal residues and potentially deadly disease-causing bacteria and viruses.

    Logically they should be as far as possible from each other.

    Has nature some kinky idea behind this construction?
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    • borked
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      • Feb 2005
      • 6284
      #2
      Originally posted by Etik Media
      Has nature some kinky idea behind this construction?
      Of course - you didn't finish Biology classes?
      Thought everyone learnt about the reasons. If you didn't, surely you can guess?

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        • alias
          aliasx
          • Apr 2001
          • 19010
          #3
          I heard if babby gets shit on during birth [it happens sometimes] that they can become fecalphiliacs.

          Nature = troll?
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            • harvey
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              • Jul 2001
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              #4
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                • harvey
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                  #5
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                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                      #6


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                        • 2012
                          So Fucking What
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 17189
                          #7
                          its got electrolytes
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                            • L-Pink
                              working on my tan
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 39151
                              #8
                              So when girls get drunk and pass out you can pick them up like a bowling ball.

                              .

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                                • Dirty F
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 59204
                                  #9
                                  What would be a better place for the craphole in your opinion?

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                                    • sarettah
                                      see you later, I'm gone
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 14297
                                      #10
                                      It is the ultimate proof that females were designed by the government.





















                                      They are the only ones stupid enough to put a recreation area right next to a toxic dump.

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                                        • 2012
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                                          • Jul 2006
                                          • 17189
                                          #11
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                                            • alias
                                              aliasx
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 19010
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by sarettah
                                              It is the ultimate proof that females were designed by the government.





















                                              They are the only ones stupid enough to put a recreation area right next to a toxic dump.

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                                                • Etik Media
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                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 493
                                                  #13
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                                                    • fitzmulti
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                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 14861
                                                      #14
                                                      If these are his questions, let's just be glad he barely has just over 400 posts since 2004.
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                                                        • Etik Media
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by fitzmulti
                                                          If these are his questions, let's just be glad he barely has just over 400 posts since 2004.
                                                          Join Date: Jul 2004
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                                                          ;-)
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                                                            • Bill8
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                                                              • Oct 2001
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                                                              #16
                                                              evolution. the bodily form we have now is the result of selection algos working on much more primitive ancient forms. look up cloaca.

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                                                                • bl4h
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                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                  • 1282
                                                                  #17
                                                                  we haven't evolved enough yet. the taint is actually a shield that helps protect against "accidental anal"

                                                                  but really if you wanna talk about that subject. urine shouldnt be anywhere near the vagina. and men piss where they cum. why? havent figured it out yet but ive spent many hours on it

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                                                                        • fitzmulti
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Etik Media
                                                                          I try to reserve my thoughts to my self as much as I can
                                                                          I respect that.


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                                                                            • mineistaken
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                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                              • 29656
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Etik Media
                                                                              Pussy and asshole is really each other's biological opposites. Cunt is the origin of life and a source of pleasure for both the woman and the man.
                                                                              Asshole however, is the body's garbage dump, full of fecal residues and potentially deadly disease-causing bacteria and viruses.

                                                                              Logically they should be as far as possible from each other.

                                                                              Has nature some kinky idea behind this construction?
                                                                              When speaking about dump you somehow forgot to mention that fluids are dumped from pus area. Paint the whole picture and then discuss

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                                                                                • desihoes
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                  So when girls get drunk and pass out you can pick them up like a bowling ball.

                                                                                  .
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                                                                                    • Si
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                                                                                      • Feb 2008
                                                                                      • 13900
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Etik Media
                                                                                      Pussy and asshole is really each other's biological opposites. Cunt is the origin of life and a source of pleasure for both the woman and the man.
                                                                                      Asshole however, is the body's garbage dump, full of fecal residues and potentially deadly disease-causing bacteria and viruses.

                                                                                      Logically they should be as far as possible from each other.

                                                                                      Has nature some kinky idea behind this construction?
                                                                                      Read: Sperm Wars, atleast.

                                                                                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                      So when girls get drunk and pass out you can pick them up like a bowling ball.

                                                                                      .
                                                                                      Belly button = Thumb hole? 1 finger 1 thumb 1 up the bum etc.

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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by harvey

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                                                                                            • Supz
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                                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                                              • 11057
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Girl: Why do you always lick my asshole?
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                                                                                                • Mr Pheer
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                  • 22083
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Would you rather have your asshole on your face, next to your mouth & nose?

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                                                                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                        • lock
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          So the pussy lubes the asshole. :P
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                                                                                                            • RyuLion
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                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                              • 32369
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by sarettah
                                                                                                              It is the ultimate proof that females were designed by the government.





















                                                                                                              They are the only ones stupid enough to put a recreation area right next to a toxic dump.

                                                                                                              .

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                                                                                                                • mechanicvirus
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude




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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by mechanicvirus
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                                                                                                                        • Double trouble
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                                                                                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                                                                                          • 22251
                                                                                                                          #31

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                                                                                                                            • 2MuchMark
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                                                                                                                                • Some Guy
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                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 1750
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  It's further proof that there is no God. And, if there is, he's a retard for designing a septic tank next to an amusement park.

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                                                                                                                                    • coldfusion
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                                                      So when girls get drunk and pass out you can pick them up like a bowling ball.

                                                                                                                                      .

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                                                                                                                                        • EddyTheDog
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                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2011
                                                                                                                                          • 25433
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          So bisexuals can never miss...

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                                                                                                                                            • Some Guy
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                                                                                                                                              • 1750
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                                                                                              So bisexuals can never miss...


                                                                                                                                              Awesome.

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                                                                                                                                                • leg4
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                                                                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 4429
                                                                                                                                                  #37
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                                                                                                                                                    • AdultPornMasta
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by alias
                                                                                                                                                      I heard if babby gets shit on during birth [it happens sometimes] that they can become fecalphiliacs.

                                                                                                                                                      Nature = troll?

                                                                                                                                                      Stop picking on CurrentlySober!

                                                                                                                                                      "The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes."

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                                                                                                                                                        • pornmasta
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                                                                                                                          • 20016
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          do pussies like poo ?

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                                                                                                                                                            • The Ghost
                                                                                                                                                              IslandDollars.com
                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                                              • 12188
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Etik Media
                                                                                                                                                              Pussy and asshole is really each other's biological opposites. Cunt is the origin of life and a source of pleasure for both the woman and the man.
                                                                                                                                                              Asshole however, is the body's garbage dump, full of fecal residues and potentially deadly disease-causing bacteria and viruses.

                                                                                                                                                              Logically they should be as far as possible from each other.

                                                                                                                                                              Has nature some kinky idea behind this construction?
                                                                                                                                                              I deal with alot of assholes and for the most part they're immaculate.


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                                                                                                                                                                • John-ACWM
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2008
                                                                                                                                                                  • 20060
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                                                                                                                  What would be a better place for the craphole in your opinion?

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Antonio
                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 14136
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                                                                                      So when girls get drunk and pass out you can pick them up like a bowling ball.

                                                                                                                                                                      .

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Markul
                                                                                                                                                                          Likes Pie
                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2007
                                                                                                                                                                          • 12403
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                                                                                          So when girls get drunk and pass out you can pick them up like a bowling ball.

                                                                                                                                                                          .
                                                                                                                                                                          Fold them and hold them
                                                                                                                                                                          But.... I pulled out...

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                                                                                                                                                                            • ErectMedia
                                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                              • 7100
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Natural birth control. Right when your gonna blow drop down and shoot it in the pooper.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Struggle4Bucks
                                                                                                                                                                                  Sieg Hi!
                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2011
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 3615
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Hi,

                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm looking for a Mistress that likes to fuck me in th... oh wait... this isn't Alt.com...
                                                                                                                                                                                  I googled "i like to get fucked in the ass"... How did i get here????????
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • SilentKnight
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 24818
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Struggle4Bucks
                                                                                                                                                                                      Hi,

                                                                                                                                                                                      I'm looking for a Mistress that likes to fuck me in th... oh wait... this isn't Alt.com...
                                                                                                                                                                                      I googled "i like to get fucked in the ass"... How did i get here????????

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • marlboroack
                                                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 9327
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          opposites attract bringing them closer and closer over evolution

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • nico-t
                                                                                                                                                                                              emperor of my world
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 29903
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                                                                                                              So when girls get drunk and pass out you can pick them up like a bowling ball.

                                                                                                                                                                                              .

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • sperbonzo
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'd rather be on my boat.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 9750
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49


                                                                                                                                                                                                  "See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes just want to shit all over everything!

                                                                                                                                                                                                  So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! "




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