*******For Immediate Release*******
From The Desk of PBBC Public Relations:
In light of recent allegations of corruption and wrong doing, it has come to PBBC Corporate's attention that GFY user "2013" (A self-proclaimed and unofficial member of the PBBC apparatus) has brought great shame upon the good name of PBBC. WE WILL NOT AND CAN NOT LET THIS AGGRESSION STAND, MAN.
Due to 2013's purported history of drug addiction and illegal activity, we here at PBBC corporate have decided to take drastic action against this usurper and the dark shadow he has cast upon our fine, upstanding organization. We have been in communication with our high-ranking officials that are a part of our military wing, and they have drafted full scale plans.
We are pleased to announce that these plans have been approved by Dear Leader Kim Jong-Un himself and will be put into action immediately as per his glorious instructions.
"What does this mean for 2013?"
PBBC, and it's many subsidiaries, have formally declared war on 2013.
This foul beast is about to feel the full wrath of our many peens. May he quiver in fear as our birds of prey swoop down upon his cursed body with their many talons of fire and sperm. Once our full operations are complete this vile creature shall swim in a sea of fire and be wiped from the pages of time.
You can run, BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM OUR FREEDOMS. YOU HAVE KNOCKED DOWN OUR TOWERS AND YOU WILL HEAR FROM ALL OF US SOON. USA NUMBA WON *Waves flag*
Also, my dad is your mom.
Signed:
Coup, PBBC Minister Of Information
*****End Press Release*****
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