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03-26-2013, 02:26 AM | #1 |
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Man, it's a cold world, fuck.
Well. I think the most important thing to know if there's betrayal by people who are close with ya, fuck 'em. The more fucked up shit motherfuckers do, the more driven I become. Motivate me, that's what I tell 'em. I even learned a new slur to call them, from some black guys in front of a hotel I was drinking with. It's such a rude slur, part of it would be censored even on here. So fuck those fuck____s
I think when this is all over I am going to move to a horrible neighborhood, buy my guns back, get some cadillacs on the street and some girls and just retire to the inevitable. Blowjobs and palmtrees and shady deals. Fuck the rest, motherfuckers got me fucked up, and trying to be in society is too fucked up. You know the funny thing? Society looks down on us, but then it's society that is more fucked up than we are. That's what is real. With the social graces and the mandated lifestyles and the funny words and all of that shit. Dirtier than the hood could ever BE and yet they put a clean face on and walk around with their noses so high they'd drown if rain came. LOL I am often known for a couple of statements: I don't get bitter, I get better. Also Kitty cats wanna scratch, but I don't bleed. FEEL ME. Also Fuck you And Time is times but every time it's my time And You're a fucking moron, you fucking clown Was just spreadin' my love, didn't know my love Was the one holdin' the gun and the glove But it's all good as long as it's understand It's all together now, in the hood Ghetto superstar, that is what you are Comin' from afar reachin' for the stars Run away with me to another place We can rely on each other, uh, uh From one corner to another, uh, uh |
03-26-2013, 02:39 AM | #2 |
Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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I know exactly how you feel...
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03-26-2013, 05:46 AM | #4 |
visit hardlinks.org
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fuck two-faced friends
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03-26-2013, 05:53 AM | #5 |
I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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03-26-2013, 06:20 AM | #6 |
working on my tan
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"from some black guys in front of a hotel I was drinking with" … Four Seasons?
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03-26-2013, 06:23 AM | #7 |
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I think he meant to say "motel"..... That's where I go to "drink with some black guys"
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03-26-2013, 06:28 AM | #8 |
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03-26-2013, 07:21 AM | #9 |
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indeed! Fuck them with a rusty blunt razor
slowly
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03-26-2013, 08:30 AM | #10 |
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Must suck being so pathetic.
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03-26-2013, 08:40 AM | #11 |
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I am your clock
I am your religion I am your shotgun mechanical bride Nothing is done without my approval I own you I decide how long you sleep And how much rest You are ever allowed I decide what you desire I deny you time to think I am the mirror of constant humiliation That follows and shadows you Wherever you go And blocks out the light At the end of every tunnel you try Be on time Be on schedule Always feel Like you're always late And need more scolding and punishment Do not daydream Do not dilly-dally Do not fall behind Wings are flapping right behind you You know what's coming next As I swoop down like a hungry owl And sink my talons into your back And drag you back to square one again The pain gets a little worse every time Crash Crumple Do not pass go Do not collect Your dignity and your self respect Give up It's over No time allowed To try something you like The bills were all due yesterday You've failed You're through First we form our habits Then they form us We dress up as someone else every day Gingerbreadhouses Fireplace surprises What tastes the best The witches won't let you have These days, having a baby Is like what having a BMW used to be While they're asleep Play those New Age cassettes To transmit subliminal messages I like mom I like school I like to study I like rules I am the school teacher Who yelled at you for not paying attention And shame you in front of the entire class And dragged you around the room by the hair This is what happens to boys and girls Whose penmanship is messy Be neat, like the others Follow orders Obey what is put in front of you Imagination is the ultimate sin You can't be creative the rest of your life Your counselor wants a word with you If you liked school, you'll love work Resign yourself to a job you'll hate Get a hobby - but keep it in the garage Shove yourself into a slot Despise your ideas Your boss knows best We can't all do what we want to do Always settle for what you're told to expect Do not take chances You might fail You might fail You don't want to find out the hard way How our society treats The misfits who make mistakes Bad Failure Bad Failure Homeless Depression Mental hospitals Murder Born on the cutting room floor Die in the bin by the door Hypothermia of the spirit Why do people chase So many useless toys In search of the perfect baby sitter "For just $19.95 and just thirteen minutes of your busy day, you can have 'the full, rich experience of parenthood without the mess of the real thing.' It's called Video Baby." Creative Programming, Inc., offer "All of the enjoyment - and none of the commitment." I am your calendar There is no escape I am why you're afraid To respect yourself I lead you down garden path after path With carrots on a stick I'll let you taste but never embrace Peek in the wrong door, I slam it on your fingers Go back Adventure is not allowed Go back - not allowed! I leave you exhausted, henpecked and afraid Never quite enough money Never enough nerve To reach out for something better Than the grind you call your life The hatch of your hamster cage is open But guess who waits just outside the door Stay on your treadmill Keep running on that wire wheel Briefcase in hand Money rains down just out of reach You'll burn out soon enough It's all part of the plan When you're no longer useful You can finally retire To the glue factory of your choice Free at last To scratch your head Wondering what happened Free at last I bid you goodbye On your own To wait to die
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03-26-2013, 10:32 AM | #12 |
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You can say what you want to, but, I need to be around some black people sometimes. Also, I think it'd be best just to be all of the time. They're real at least
Who can afford four seasons ... lol .. I was at ABI on the 192 in kissimmee when I was there Extremely not as nice as the photograph would make you think, but, there were some damned good people there. Down in mia (until a couple of days ago) I could not find anything I could afford that was not too scary but I was staying with a bitch anyway and she had a really nice place so what the fuck |
03-26-2013, 10:41 AM | #13 |
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Cool Story Bro?
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03-26-2013, 10:54 AM | #14 |
So Fucking What
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03-26-2013, 11:06 AM | #15 |
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03-26-2013, 11:07 AM | #16 |
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03-26-2013, 11:25 AM | #17 |
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hey MrMaxWell, am I correct to assume you have a serious drinking problem that you do not wish to solve?
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03-26-2013, 11:28 AM | #18 |
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03-26-2013, 12:15 PM | #19 |
So Fucking What
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I got lost
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03-26-2013, 12:20 PM | #20 |
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