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Old 03-11-2013, 08:59 PM   #1
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Quote of the day by me:

This lady keeps writing to me on this dating site asking what a dom is, bla bla bla, so I finally write back and I told her

I'm more demanding than a normal man. They have a blowjob once a year on their birthday, when I am seeing someone I have them when I want them. They ask their lady friends for permission to do shit, I do what the fuck I want

I really ain't good at explaining it


LOL

Bet I don't hear back from HER
I kind of just wrote something to stop further messages

hahaha
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Old 03-11-2013, 09:05 PM   #2
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I realize you won't listen, but please stop embarrassing yourself.
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Old 03-11-2013, 09:06 PM   #3
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I realize you won't listen, but please stop embarrassing yourself.
I like to post useless jargon on GFY so that I can fit in
And now, you are telling me not to
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Old 03-11-2013, 09:22 PM   #4
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Old 03-11-2013, 09:22 PM   #5
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Old 03-11-2013, 09:28 PM   #6
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Maybe you should act right and you wont have to be on a dating site.

Everyone knows it's women who rule the world.
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Old 03-11-2013, 09:35 PM   #7
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This lady keeps writing to me on this dating site asking what a dom is, bla bla bla, so I finally write back and I told her

I'm more demanding than a normal man. They have a blowjob once a year on their birthday, when I am seeing someone I have them when I want them. They ask their lady friends for permission to do shit, I do what the fuck I want

I really ain't good at explaining it


LOL

Bet I don't hear back from HER
I kind of just wrote something to stop further messages

hahaha
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Old 03-11-2013, 09:38 PM   #8
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lmao yes you have no clue what a true Dom is lmfaooooooooooo
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Old 03-11-2013, 10:01 PM   #9
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lmao yes you have no clue what a true Dom is lmfaooooooooooo
I just wanted to get her off of my back.
Relax.

If you are such a great Dom, how many times have beautiful women flown you all over the country and begged to see YOU? Genius. I'm the best.
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Old 03-11-2013, 10:03 PM   #10
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Maybe you should act right and you wont have to be on a dating site.

Everyone knows it's women who rule the world.
Fuck that nonsense, I love dating sites. You can thin out the herd then. By the time you have to interact with a bitch in person you already know with some degree of certainty that she can swallow and that she's not illiterate.

You should see how most women react to how blunt I am when I talk to them in person. It doesn't often go well because 90% of them are vanilla Americanized feminists

The country sure has gone to hell
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Old 03-11-2013, 10:03 PM   #11
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Why are you posting this and wasting our time?
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Old 03-11-2013, 10:33 PM   #12
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Why are you posting this and wasting our time?
For the love of christ
The biggest waste of air ever to exist says that *I* am wasting time

I have twenty good reasons you should leave the internet, right now


The thoughts going through the mind of a fruit fly before I whack him with a newspaper you probably can't read mean more than anything you ever said, you sub fruitfly buffoon
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Old 03-12-2013, 05:47 AM   #13
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Well, you know how to get rid of a woman.
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Old 03-12-2013, 07:04 AM   #14
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You can't quote yourself ...
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Old 03-12-2013, 07:12 AM   #15
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I love these sociopathic ramblings.
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Old 03-12-2013, 07:35 AM   #16
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i think mindwaste is a better asset to this board than mrmaxwell.
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Old 03-12-2013, 07:36 AM   #17
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wait, this is an update about your online dating?
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Old 03-12-2013, 07:45 AM   #18
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In my opinion, a real "Dom" respects women. You dont just talk down to women because you think you're dominant. That shows nothing but lack of intelligence on your part and it's unnecessary. You can't talk to people like that in the real world and expect to get anywhere. Perhaps online - but never in person. THAT is why 90% of the time it doesn't go well.

Change your approach and you might find a girl. Any woman with self respect would laugh in your face should you pull that bullshit approach.

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Fuck that nonsense, I love dating sites. You can thin out the herd then. By the time you have to interact with a bitch in person you already know with some degree of certainty that she can swallow and that she's not illiterate.

You should see how most women react to how blunt I am when I talk to them in person. It doesn't often go well because 90% of them are vanilla Americanized feminists

The country sure has gone to hell
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Old 03-12-2013, 04:03 PM   #19
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In my opinion, a real "Dom" respects women. You dont just talk down to women because you think you're dominant. That shows nothing but lack of intelligence on your part and it's unnecessary. You can't talk to people like that in the real world and expect to get anywhere. Perhaps online - but never in person. THAT is why 90% of the time it doesn't go well.

Change your approach and you might find a girl. Any woman with self respect would laugh in your face should you pull that bullshit approach.
That's the dumbest bullshit I have ever heard. I have not seen some of the most beautiful and accomplished women in the country because I disrespect them. I actually think women are better than men in many regards. To think that I am chauvinistic or misogynistic is ridiculous.

I have no problem pulling bitches, thank you
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Old 03-12-2013, 05:44 PM   #20
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Jesus you are a loser and your self esteem is so weak you have to come here to pump yourself up. "yeah I shittalked that biatch! she don' kno' what she missin'! I gotz so many bitchez they gotz ta take a numbah!"

Fuck off. Nobody cares that you talked rudely to some fat chick to impress her. Really.
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Old 03-12-2013, 05:50 PM   #21
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Tell it to your poor hand.

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Old 03-12-2013, 06:05 PM   #22
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I just wanted to get her off of my back.
Relax.

If you are such a great Dom, how many times have beautiful women flown you all over the country and begged to see YOU? Genius. I'm the best.
No, you are not the best. You're a complete fucking retard. But you don't seem to realize it because your brain isn't working like it should.
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Old 03-12-2013, 06:42 PM   #24
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Why are you posting this and wasting our time?
He's at the same level as you. In his case because of brain damage in your case because of your iq of 70.
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He's at the same level as you. In his case because of brain damage in your case because of your iq of 70.

That gif you have is hysterical. I get stuck watching it over and over! I hate you.
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