Half-Naked DUI Suspect Tries to Flee in Toy Truck - GoFuckYourself.com

2012 · 03-05-2013, 08:14 PM

this just in:

JONESBORO, Arkansas (KTLA) ? A 28-year-old woman is facing criminal charges after allegedly trying to flee the scene of a car crash in her son?s battery operated toy truck.

Police say Jamie Craft was drunk when she crashed her Grand Am into the side of a mobile home.

Witness say Craft got out of the car and jumped on to Power Wheels truck and sped off.

According to police, Craft was pretty irate when they caught up with her as well as being without any pants.

They say she was also very drunk, with a blood alcohol level 3 times the legal limit.

Craft is facing charges ranging from disorderly conduct to driving with a suspended license.

Read more: http://ktla.com/2013/03/05/half-nake...#ixzz2Mj3IRT3a

RyuLion · 03-05-2013, 08:23 PM

Sounds like something a GFY're would do..

Robbie · 03-05-2013, 08:56 PM

Doesn't make any sense...where did HER son's toy powerwheels truck come from? In her car?

I used to own a Grand Am, I don't think that toy truck would fit.

Did she run into her own trailer home? And then jump on her sons toy truck to "escape" half naked?

Good times in the trailer park!

sandman! · 03-05-2013, 09:01 PM

trailer park fun

Xreatix · 03-07-2013, 07:11 PM

wtf lmfao was she deranged? hahaha

2013 · 03-07-2013, 07:15 PM

would love to see the video footage

SilentKnight · 03-07-2013, 08:13 PM

Probably inspired by the antics of Randy Travis.

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2012 So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 17,189	Half-Naked DUI Suspect Tries to Flee in Toy Truck this just in: JONESBORO, Arkansas (KTLA) ? A 28-year-old woman is facing criminal charges after allegedly trying to flee the scene of a car crash in her son?s battery operated toy truck. Police say Jamie Craft was drunk when she crashed her Grand Am into the side of a mobile home. Witness say Craft got out of the car and jumped on to Power Wheels truck and sped off. According to police, Craft was pretty irate when they caught up with her as well as being without any pants. They say she was also very drunk, with a blood alcohol level 3 times the legal limit. Craft is facing charges ranging from disorderly conduct to driving with a suspended license. Read more: http://ktla.com/2013/03/05/half-nake...#ixzz2Mj3IRT3a __________________ best host: Webair \| best sponsor: Kink \| best coder: 688218966 \| Go Fuck Yourself

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