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  • theking
    Nice Kitty
    • Sep 2002
    • 21053
    #1

    Man walks into a bar

    ...and asks the bartender for a beer. After having a few sips of the beer he asks the bartender what he thought about nuclear fission. The bartender thought for a couple of seconds and then asked the customer if he would mind answering a few questions first? The customer stated that he didn't mind. The bartender asked the customer if he new the scientific term for Bear shit. The customer said that he did not. The bartender then asked if he knew the scientific term for Rabbit shit. The customer said that he did not. The bartender then asked if he knew the scientific term for Cow shit. The customer said that he did not.

    The bartender then sarcastically said to the customer, "You don't know shit and you want to discusss nuclear fission?"
    When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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    • juicylinks
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992
      #2

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        • KrazieSweets
          So Fucking Banned
          • Feb 2001
          • 1060
          #3

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            • DarkJedi
              No Refunds Issued.
              • Feb 2001
              • 28301
              #4
              hahaha pathfinder is drunk

              go to bed already.

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                • xxxinnovations
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 1181
                  #5
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                    • theking
                      Nice Kitty
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 21053
                      #6
                      Originally posted by DarkJedi
                      hahaha pathfinder is drunk

                      go to bed already.
                      If you are referring to me as being PF, and I think you are, then thanks for the compliment. PF was the greatest man that I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. He was unique, among the unique. Thans again. In your eye kid.
                      When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                      FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                        • benthompson
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 553
                          #7
                          No signature.. I am bored of the signatures aswell..

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                            • Dawgy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 5856
                              #8
                              i farted.
                              the revolution is coming.

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                                • theking
                                  Nice Kitty
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 21053
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by xxxinnovations
                                  Are you sipping the devils brew today if so here's to ya.

                                  TGF was bending the elbow today but I think he passed out and is dreaming about his belly button.
                                  When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                  FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                    • DarkJedi
                                      No Refunds Issued.
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 28301
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by theking


                                      If you are referring to me as being PF, and I think you are, then thanks for the compliment. PF was the greatest man that I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. He was unique, among the unique. Thans again. In your eye kid.
                                      I can understand your delusions of grandeur, but why do you talk about yourself in past terms ?

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                                        • theking
                                          Nice Kitty
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 21053
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Dawgy
                                          i farted.
                                          You seem to do that alot. Maybe changing your dietary intake would be helpful.
                                          When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                          FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                            • duroflex
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 199
                                              #12
                                              You are so fucking drunk, man.

                                              Following your threads is just like being there yourself. I'm gonna go grab a beer , and join you.


                                              Friday night, people! Cheers!

                                              ZiggydiZig!

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                                                • theking
                                                  Nice Kitty
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 21053
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi


                                                  I can understand your delusions of grandeur, but why do you talk about yourself in past terms ?
                                                  I am me and PF is in Korea, may he rest in peace. Anymore questions??? Naah, forget the questions. Have a boiler maker instead.
                                                  When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                                  FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                                    • theking
                                                      Nice Kitty
                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 21053
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by duroflex
                                                      You are so fucking drunk, man.

                                                      Following your threads is just like being there yourself. I'm gonna go grab a beer , and join you.


                                                      Friday night, people! Cheers!
                                                      Now...there you go DarkJedi. Here is a man with some common sense. Cheers duroflex.
                                                      When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                                      FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                                        • theking
                                                          Nice Kitty
                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                          • 21053
                                                          #15
                                                          An Airman in the Airforce was assigned late night fire watch in an office building. After a couple of hours he became bored and having spotted a microphone to the pa system he spoke into it and said loudly, "Scotty, Scotty this is Captain Kirk, beam me up." Unbeknown to the Airman a Captain was working late in his office and shortly he heard over the PA system, "This is Captain Johnson, beam your ass up to the second floor, room 217."
                                                          When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                                          FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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