Wooden Dildos/Vibrators [Looking for Partner/Your opinions]

[Cystomatic]

So there is this girl in my village, who studied industrial design and now she took over the wood carving company of their parents (they produce sculptures and other stuff our of wood or tourists). Anyways, she thought of a new concept and is making dildos and even vibrators (yes) out of wood now!

So what do you guys think? Do you think there is demand for such products on the internet, and especially in the US?

Fyi, I talked to her, and she was quite interested in a partnership. If any of you guys got a good idea and wants to get into a deal, contact me at cystomatic[at]gmail.com

[L-Pink]

I'ld worry about splinters and the absorption of "pussy funk" ………


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[Cystomatic]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I'ld worry about splinters and the absorption of "pussy funk" ???


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Should have made a FAQ in the OP.

Don't worry about your Vajaja guys. You won't get ANY splinter with these. They have been grinned finely, so that there is a very fine structure in the wood. Afterwards it's being oiled so you don't have to worry about anything ;)

And look at the picture in the OP.

[Webmaster Advertising]

Its not a new concept...We had a marketing client about 3-4 years ago in the UK that sold these, from what I recall they sold reasonably well but the market for them wasn't all that large.

[Cystomatic]

Originally Posted by Webmaster Advertising

Its not a new concept...We had a marketing client about 3-4 years ago in the UK that sold these, from what I recall they sold reasonably well but the market for them wasn't all that large.

I am not implying that it's new. I say with the right marketing ("Feel mother nature, literally", and shit like that), with the right placed advertisements (porn movies, actual movies, and the usual CPC) this could be damn popular and the once believed small small niche, is an actual, big multi-million dollar market.

But yeh, I'm looking for the right people to get into this, else I'm just wasting time.

[Webmaster Advertising]

Originally Posted by Cystomatic

I am not implying that it's new. I say with the right marketing ("Feel mother nature, literally", and shit like that), with the right placed advertisements (porn movies, actual movies, and the usual CPC) this could be damn popular and the once believed small small niche, is an actual, big multi-million dollar market.

But yeh, I'm looking for the right people to get into this, else I'm just wasting time.

Solo girl sites... Oh and Ebay...

[Captain Kawaii]

Sent you an email.
Also, maybe hit up 420girls and or the hippie chicks sites, hairy chicks...flower children, love family types.

[L-Pink]

To point out negatives. Wood is absorbent which is a problem for obvious reasons. In order to "seal" the wood you need some type of oil which brings up the next problem. What type of oil is used and how does that react with a vagina. Also will the vagina owner need to reapply this oil?

Honestly, good unique gift but not a full time toy.


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[xNetworx]

uh huh huh... you said wood

[looky_lou]

Should be finished with a catalyzed varnish to seal the wood completely. It is also resistant to most household chemicals such as nail polish remover, etc. It is so durable that it wont even burn if you put a flame to it. The wood under the finish will burn, but the finish will not.

[ErectMedia]

Positive I could see is wood is harder so harder bang.

Negative is bitch would expect me to be rock solid which ain't gonna happen unless no alcohol was consumed and she is an absolute hottie with a nasty mouth. Next it will be concrete dildos, gonna have to take viagra not cause I need it just to compete with hardness of toys

[suesheboy]

I consider wood dangerous for a sex toy between bacteria, viruses and of course who wants wood when there ares o many better materials.

Find something non porous and with a very low friction coefficient and we can talk.

[livexxx]

Originally Posted by Cystomatic

Don't worry about your Vajaja guys. You won't get ANY splinter with these. They have been grinned finely,

Were you grinning very fine when you stuck one up your vajaja ?

[Marquis85]

Currently promoting those through another company that has them. From what I heard, they're not as big a seller as say steel, ceramic or glass

[tfs]

Originally Posted by suesheboy

I consider wood dangerous for a sex toy between bacteria, viruses and of course who wants wood when there ares o many better materials.

Find something non porous and with a very low friction coefficient and we can talk.

OF COURSE wooden dildos are made specifically to be shared by numerous women! OMG! Thank you for clarifying that point! You are SO SMART AND CLEVER!

I certainly hope that you throw your cutting board in the garbage (assuming you cook and do not subsist off of Happy Meals) everytime you chop up a carrot.

No matter how diseased and festering they are, 100% of stinking cunts are cleaner than the bacteria-ridden cutting board you use to make raw salads

[SGS]

Queen Elizabeth the 1st had one and they were also popular in Victorian London (mostly 2nd hand bought by male punters as they kept their aroma so well).

[CurrentlySober]

Looks like a 'turd-on-a-stick'

I'll buy one

[Cystomatic]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

To point out negatives. Wood is absorbent which is a problem for obvious reasons. In order to "seal" the wood you need some type of oil which brings up the next problem. What type of oil is used and how does that react with a vagina. Also will the vagina owner need to reapply this oil?

Honestly, good unique gift but not a full time toy.


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Everything is done with natural oils and they don't use any chemical products to seal the wood. In a news article she especially mentioned that they only use natural products and nothing will hurt your vagina.

Check these guys out: http://www.bagnosasso.com/products/ I think they are also from Italy?

And check this guy

Originally Posted by looky_lou

Should be finished with a catalyzed varnish to seal the wood completely. It is also resistant to most household chemicals such as nail polish remover, etc. It is so durable that it wont even burn if you put a flame to it. The wood under the finish will burn, but the finish will not.

[TrashyGirl]

"Green" and "eco-friendly" sex toys are around. Just put a condom over it to keep it from bacteria

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love...x-toys#slide-1

http://www.sextoyfun.com even has creatives for Earth Day and eco-friendly, "green" sex toys

[danevans]

set up retail stores next to pottery barn and crate&barrel, offline audience targeting :D

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Looks like a 'turd-on-a-stick'

I'll buy one

Think 'Corn Dogs' on sticks...

Corn is goood...
Corn is fun...
Corn DONT get digested..
Comes out my BUM...

I like CORN & POO...

[suesheboy]

Originally Posted by tfs

I certainly hope that you throw your cutting board in the garbage (assuming you cook and do not subsist off of Happy Meals) everytime you chop up a carrot.

Being a chef, I put myself through college and no, I don't own any wooden cutting boards.

[Feng-PD]

do i see a sad face in on the nob or what?

[Cystomatic]

Originally Posted by TrashyGirl

"Green" and "eco-friendly" sex toys are around. Just put a condom over it to keep it from bacteria

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love...x-toys#slide-1

http://www.sextoyfun.com even has creatives for Earth Day and eco-friendly, "green" sex toys

Thanks for that post!

Any more relevant news article/websites you know?

[Google Expert]

what's the advantage of wood over other materials currently used?

[rogueteens]

Originally Posted by fengwu83

do i see a sad face in on the nob or what?

LOL, I had to scroll back up and check but you are right!

[suesheboy]

Originally Posted by M.A+

what's the advantage of wood over other materials currently used?

With all the disadvantages, this is the obvious question.

[Cystomatic]

Originally Posted by M.A+

what's the advantage of wood over other materials currently used?

-Made out of natural products and doesn't use any chemicals during the production
-Damn fucking high quality
-Tested by bunch of girls that know what it has to feel like
-Hand-made with love
-Doesn't feel "fake" like plastic

And yes, you can really have any shape carved out of wood, so we can make individual vibrators/dildos for any type of woman. And we can engrave your name on it ;)

But yeh, I'm not even partnered with the company yet - am still in discussions. I'm currently doing heavy research on the market but it looks OK'ish right now. Someone with experience in selling sex toys would be awesome to talk to

[Cystomatic]

Originally Posted by suesheboy

With all the disadvantages, this is the obvious question.

What are some of the disadvantages?

[TheSquealer]

This is seriously one of the worst ideas that this forum has produced in an environment which could accurately be described a biblical flood of stupidity. No matter what explanations you have for why a product with such obvious flaws is "OK"... there is still the perception of the customer to deal with which isn't something you are going to change.

[Cystomatic]

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

This is seriously one of the worst ideas that this forum has produced in an environment which could accurately be described a biblical flood of stupidity. No matter what explanations you have for why a product with such obvious flaws is "OK"... there is still the perception of the customer to deal with which isn't something you are going to change.

Not my idea. Not my product. I am simply asking/thinking if I should hop on the bandwagon and offer the girl an opportunity to sell her products online and reach a much broader market.

On the other hand, you have failed to give me a full explanation why such a product will fail and what flaws it has.

Now to ask you, what kind of innovation and new products did you bring to the adult market, or any other mainstream market? Who are you to tell someone his idea is complete crap, when you have failed to be a leader in a market and set new trends? Most of the innovators who brought new products to the market were laughed at initially. Then when the trends exploded and opened a million, or even billion dollar opportunity for the innovator, who laughed then?

Henry Ford once said: "If I asked people what they wanted, they'd have said faster horses". Did the people of the 19th century believe it would ever be possible for mankind to fly? Decades ago when the internet was first invented, did anyone ever think of purchasing their groceries from home with a mouse click? Did anyone think that the iPad would be successful and create a billion dollar market?

I am simply saying, without any good argument on why this will fail. Everything you say is invalid.

[Marcus Aurelius]

Originally Posted by Cystomatic

Not my idea. Not my product. I am simply asking/thinking if I should hop on the bandwagon and offer the girl an opportunity to sell her products online and reach a much broader market.

On the other hand, you have failed to give me a full explanation why such a product will fail and what flaws it has.

Now to ask you, what kind of innovation and new products did you bring to the adult market, or any other mainstream market? Who are you to tell someone his idea is complete crap, when you have failed to be a leader in a market and set new trends? Most of the innovators who brought new products to the market were laughed at initially. Then when the trends exploded and opened a million, or even billion dollar opportunity for the innovator, who laughed then?

Henry Ford once said: "If I asked people what they wanted, they'd have said faster horses". Did the people of the 19th century believe it would ever be possible for mankind to fly? Decades ago when the internet was first invented, did anyone ever think of purchasing their groceries from home with a mouse click? Did anyone think that the iPad would be successful and create a billion dollar market?

I am simply saying, without any good argument on why this will fail. Everything you say is invalid.

You're a fucking moron.

[Cystomatic]

Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

You're a fucking moron.

Nope, you are for failing to reply correctly to my statement above.

[Webmaster Advertising]

To be fair to the OP I am almost certain that when Fleshlight first launched they have a bunch of people asking 'why would anyone stick their dick into a piece of plastic that looks like a cup-o-soup'.

Fast forward to today and they've sold MILLIONS of units.

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I'ld worry about splinters and the absorption of "pussy funk" ???


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free tweezers and a flashlight?

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by Cystomatic

Nope, you are for failing to reply correctly to my statement above.

[pgmorin]

Originally Posted by Cystomatic

So there is this girl in my village, who studied industrial design and now she took over the wood carving company of their parents (they produce sculptures and other stuff our of wood or tourists). Anyways, she thought of a new concept and is making dildos and even vibrators (yes) out of wood now!

So what do you guys think? Do you think there is demand for such products on the internet, and especially in the US?

Fyi, I talked to her, and she was quite interested in a partnership. If any of you guys got a good idea and wants to get into a deal, contact me at cystomatic[at]gmail.com

Well since I dont plan to go into sex toy selling I gonna give you a little advice that may help you a lot make them of bamboo wood. All the girls know the bamboo cutting board are the best Antibacterial and Antimicrobial board they can buy. So I think you could brand your dildo as bamboo stuff.

http://buypremiumbamboo.com/antimicr...-its-benefits/

[Cystomatic]

Originally Posted by pgmorin

Well since I dont plan to go into sex toy selling I gonna give you a little advice that may help you a lot make them of bamboo wood. All the girls know the bamboo cutting board are the best Antibacterial and Antimicrobial board they can buy. So I think you could brand your dildo as bamboo stuff.

http://buypremiumbamboo.com/antimicr...-its-benefits/

Awesome tip mate

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Looks like a 'turd-on-a-stick'

I'll buy one

that would be an alaskan pipe line

[Marcus Aurelius]

Originally Posted by Cystomatic

Nope, you are for failing to reply correctly to my statement above.

You're not paying me to waste my time and write an essay on why your plan is probably the dumbest fucking idea ever posted on this board. Plenty other people already told you that it's retarded.

But go ahead, invest every fucking dollar you got into this. It's the next Fleshlight, right?

[Zeiss]

wooden things, huh? that may work... :D

[newB]

Originally Posted by tfs

No matter how diseased and festering they are, 100% of stinking cunts are cleaner than the bacteria-ridden cutting board you use to make raw salads

Wood cutting boards are naturally antibacterial/antimicrobial.

[pgmorin]

Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

You're not paying me to waste my time and write an essay on why your plan is probably the dumbest fucking idea ever posted on this board. Plenty other people already told you that it's retarded.

But go ahead, invest every fucking dollar you got into this. It's the next Fleshlight, right?

well he dont have to invest a lot to try it. He just need is friend to copy a popular dildo shape design. Make 1 demo for advertising / pictures. Dont mess with making a vibrator for now just do a simple dildo.

Set a wordpress template (with shopping card) that have a ''natural'' ''zen'' feeling , write the brain washing selling text and you are ready.

After that check with your local sex store if they want to sell them and ask a couple friend to make false testimonial video of how good and fun it is. Keep it classy, girl talking in front of a lake , resting on a comfy wood transat chair at sunset. You can have a guy next to her that look like her boyfriend so other girl dont feel ''weird or wrong'' to buy it.

any way lol it could be a fun project for 500$

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by newB

Wood cutting boards are naturally antibacterial/antimicrobial.

yeah plastic is the worst wood is good? hehehe http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1335613.html

[Marquis85]

If you need more info, here are the wooden dildos sold by the toy program I use.

Manufacturer is Nob Essence. However I don't think I've seen a wooden vibrator, just dildos.

If you want to sign up to promote them (I do $xxx per month there with hardly any work) you can sign up here.
My code is DUR. Good luck man.

[suesheboy]

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

This is seriously one of the worst ideas that this forum has produced in an environment which could accurately be described a biblical flood of stupidity. No matter what explanations you have for why a product with such obvious flaws is "OK"... there is still the perception of the customer to deal with which isn't something you are going to change.

Obviously has not done real market testing, and has never been in the design, manufacturing or mass distribution end on consumer products.

He is already sold on the idea and is only looking to have his idea reenforced.

When I was in the small production manufacturing of plastic goods I would have people coming to me and contacting me every day like this for 15 years. I can count the winners on my hands and toes and virtually all the winners were instantly identifiable with their USP.

[Tasty1]

I sold them 9 years ago. Bought them in indonesia. I had big ones from 80 centimeter wich was used by a sexshop in the Red-Light District to put it for the window. That worked, everybody looked at it. Also saw a picture of a man who managed to put it up his bottom. The design was simple, also more a fun object to vive away at parties. We had 10,20, 25 and 70 centimeters.

Got an order from Graham Norton show in England, but they had an other item in their show and didn't show it on television.

Was fun, not big bestseller. Now there are much nicer looking dildo's than we had. But it paid my vacatio to Indonesia. Fun bribing the customs at the airport so i could take the 100 kilo box with me for just 50 dollar