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  • MrMaxwell
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2005
    • 10057
    #1

    Quote of the day by me:

    HEY! I was meaning to text you but I forgot your phone number... I have a fancy possibly expensive girly thing that makes women be able to straighten their hair while it's still wet hair, I think that is what it does, and you can have it because I don't want it and I just found it in here earlier
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    • MrMaxwell
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2005
      • 10057
      #2
      I am so adorable. It's no wonder women love me so much:

      You're welcome
      It does some interesting shit, I plugged it in and then the screen turned blue and I pressed a button and then BLAM the screen turned green

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        • Farang
          one sick puppy
          • Oct 2004
          • 11713
          #3
          Please stop posting.
          fbm

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            • MrMaxwell
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2005
              • 10057
              #4
              Originally posted by Farang
              Please stop posting.
              Alright
              Sorry about that

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                • MrMaxwell
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 10057
                  #5
                  Young women sure do like hair things
                  I guess all women do though


                  8:02pm
                  ------
                  Sweeeeeeet
                  Im excited

                  8:09pm
                  Fred Maxwell
                  About what?

                  8:09pm
                  ------
                  This tool youre giving me

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                    • mineistaken
                      See signature :)
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 29656
                      #6
                      you should start dating younger bitchezz

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                        • Grapesoda
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 46238
                          #7
                          Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                          HEY! I was meaning to text you but I forgot your phone number... I have a fancy possibly expensive girly thing that makes women be able to straighten their hair while it's still wet hair, I think that is what it does, and you can have it because I don't want it and I just found it in here earlier
                          http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1101798

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                            • SilentKnight
                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 24818
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Farang
                              Please stop posting.
                              I second that - please stop posting - now.

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                                • CarolineMosley
                                  Registered User
                                  • Feb 2013
                                  • 12
                                  #9
                                  Why stop posting
                                  Wanna see a lil bit of Caroline Mosley? ;)

                                  http://adf.ly/JVlH2

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                                    • SilentKnight
                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                      • Oct 2005
                                      • 24818
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by CarolineMosley
                                      Why stop posting
                                      It's really quite simple.

                                      He's making the baby jesus cry.

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                                        • bronco67
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 29032
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                          HEY! I was meaning to text you but I forgot your phone number... I have a fancy possibly expensive girly thing that makes women be able to straighten their hair while it's still wet hair, I think that is what it does, and you can have it because I don't want it and I just found it in here earlier
                                          The next text you got from her was, "English! Do you speak it motherfucker?!"

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