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designerguy · 03-02-2013, 12:38 AM

So guy/gals i need your suggestions. I am the internet marketing and tech "guy" for my office. My boss is always starting new ways to make money. So he approaches me the other day and tells me he wants to film adultcontent and make money doing it. He then tells me i am in charge and pretty much says go for it.

So here is where i need help. Budget wise i have the backing to do good film projects the issue i have is how do i make the money after that? My first thought is clips4sale? But i dont see that making enough cash for the boss to be happy. Then i though subscription site but that seems outdated. So guys give me a few tips or at least a direction and a reason why that would be a decent place to start?

2013 · 03-02-2013, 12:38 AM

Welcome and

i'm sure tomorrow you will have an adult seo company

scubadiver626 · 03-02-2013, 12:46 AM

Subscriptions are alive and well, if u can convert an educated surfer. It's about keeping customers rebilling.

designerguy · 03-02-2013, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by scubadiver626

Subscriptions are alive and well, if u can convert an educated surfer. It's about keeping customers rebilling.

So what i was thinking is honestly shoot a few long scenes and start at a clip store. Kinda build that into a pay site later. I mean hell i can throw at it, and buy contents but that was not what i was tasked to do.

2013 · 03-02-2013, 01:16 AM

my dream job is masturbating to chaturbate
oh wait that is what i do all day long

Markul · 03-02-2013, 01:21 AM

Welcome to GFY

designerguy · 03-02-2013, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Markul

Welcome to GFY

does anyone have any suggestions? I am not looking for a easy way to make money, i know it is hard work i just am not sure where to start once i have the content. I am a web designer by trade so i could build a site but part of me thinks it wont generate the roi my boss wants

SilentKnight · 03-02-2013, 05:11 PM

You're half a decade late to the party.

But welcome to GFY. Go fuck yourself.

Asparaguss · 03-02-2013, 05:12 PM

Welcome!

JOH · 03-02-2013, 08:48 PM

There is NO dream job...it's only a dream thinking of getting one! My advice a simple solution to a major problem is the best answer to the problem.

Create eye appeal first and then promote that appeal to a level that customers want, step by step is the solution!

Kovachi · 03-02-2013, 08:55 PM

Here's what you need to do to make money from this:

1. Your boss sounds completely retarded.
2. You are completely retarded for working for a complete retard.
3. You need some money to pay for your gf's crack addiction.
4. Suck your retarded bosses cock.
5 ?????????????????
6. Profit $

JOH · 03-02-2013, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kovachi

Here's what you need to do to make money from this:

1. Your boss sounds completely retarded.
2. You are completely retarded for working for a complete retard.
3. You need some money to pay for your gf's crack addiction.
4. Suck your retarded bosses cock.
5 ?????????????????
6. Profit $

Number Four is the problem...He is a She and must carpet munch her way to the top! That is the only flaw I seen in your post!

BAKO · 03-02-2013, 09:02 PM

Paul Markhem Strong

mechanicvirus · 03-02-2013, 09:34 PM

You should hit up PBBC, they will help you get started.

Socks · 03-02-2013, 09:36 PM

Okay since everyone else is being a total jackass to you, I'll help you out.

Just kidding, you seriously think you're going to get help here?

Ringo · 03-02-2013, 09:39 PM

Dream / Job

L-Pink · 03-02-2013, 09:39 PM

I just started selling frozen meat door-to-door and it's everything I ever dreamed of!

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2013 · 03-03-2013, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I just started selling frozen meat door-to-door and it's everything I ever dreamed of!

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bl4h · 03-03-2013, 03:56 AM

film the content and sell it to some other guy whos boss says "lets just do this and make money"

03-03-2013, 05:18 AM

First make sure your boss knows this is not a "get rich fast" scheme. You need to build a brand that surfers grow to know and trust, and that takes time. Years. If this is a serious project then it is a medium to long term investment. Explain this at the start or you will feel a lot of unnecessary pressure when his patience starts running thin. The only short term upside I can think of, is this might help him do some tax write-offs.

Also, get to the core of his reasoning before jumping in. Is he really looking to make money or is he just fulfilling a fantasy? Make sure you are approaching the project from the correct point of view.

Good luck!

Jet Set Cat · 03-03-2013, 07:52 AM

There are no dream jobs.
I happened to over hear the following conversation at the unemployment office.

Sir I see you have been collecting unemployment benefits for quite some time now, are you having that much difficulty finding work?

I go out every day looking for work all to no avail. Believe me I would like nothing more than to work every day rather than collect unemployment.

Well you may be in luck because a good job just came in yesterday and it may be a good opportunity for you. It?s a live in job working for and looking after a porn star. It pays $7,000.00 per month, includes a vehicle and paid expenses to accommodate her to and from her shoots.

You?re shittin me?

Yea well you started!!!

arock10 · 03-03-2013, 08:32 AM

Just quit before he fires you for losing all the money

SilentKnight · 03-03-2013, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet Set Cat

There are no dream jobs.
I happened to over hear the following conversation at the unemployment office.

Sir I see you have been collecting unemployment benefits for quite some time now, are you having that much difficulty finding work?

I go out every day looking for work all to no avail. Believe me I would like nothing more than to work every day rather than collect unemployment.

Well you may be in luck because a good job just came in yesterday and it may be a good opportunity for you. It?s a live in job working for and looking after a porn star. It pays $7,000.00 per month, includes a vehicle and paid expenses to accommodate her to and from her shoots.

You?re shittin me?

Yea well you started!!!

Reminds me of a guy I know who's (claims) he's been lookin' for work for three years, with no luck. Apparently he must've flunked out of school crossing guard school.

dancent · 03-03-2013, 09:07 AM

dream job = Sponsored Poker Player :D

pornmasta · 03-03-2013, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JOH

There is NO dream job...it's only a dream thinking of getting one!

exactly, everything sucks when you do it over and over.

SilentKnight · 03-03-2013, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta

exactly, everything sucks when you do it over and over.

But still you keep reaching for the kleenex and lube?

bl4h · 03-03-2013, 03:45 PM

the hard part about the internet, be it porn, be it mainstream, is learning whats already happened and whats been moved on from and a waste of time. let alone understanding whats next. thats where the money is, whats next. this industry and many others that involve tech are not something you can do with the command of a boss. quit now bro

epitome · 03-03-2013, 03:54 PM

I am sitting on set now. Already have my dream job.

bronco67 · 03-03-2013, 05:22 PM

I'm sure it's going to be a fruitful endeavor.

designerguy · 03-04-2013, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rat King

First make sure your boss knows this is not a "get rich fast" scheme. You need to build a brand that surfers grow to know and trust, and that takes time. Years. If this is a serious project then it is a medium to long term investment. Explain this at the start or you will feel a lot of unnecessary pressure when his patience starts running thin. The only short term upside I can think of, is this might help him do some tax write-offs.

Also, get to the core of his reasoning before jumping in. Is he really looking to make money or is he just fulfilling a fantasy? Make sure you are approaching the project from the correct point of view.

Good luck!

I totally get it. He wants money, and to fulfill a fantasy. I told him that there is no quick way to make the money, hell I even told him I am not to fond of the idea. I am doing my research, and so far I am leaning towards making just enough profit to keep him happy until this new found whim passes.

I have talked down from wanting to make scrooge mcduck money to understanding that there will be little profit to start if any for a while. So if I can manage to break even until he forgets this inane endevour I might keep my job. So like I was saying maybe a clipstore? or even just do a tubesite and bank on advertising?

Matt 26z · 03-04-2013, 03:25 AM

Who's fake nick is this?

CampHost · 03-04-2013, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by designerguy

So guy/gals i need your suggestions. I am the internet marketing and tech "guy" for my office. My boss is always starting new ways to make money. So he approaches me the other day and tells me he wants to film adultcontent and make money doing it. He then tells me i am in charge and pretty much says go for it.

So here is where i need help. Budget wise i have the backing to do good film projects the issue i have is how do i make the money after that? My first thought is clips4sale? But i dont see that making enough cash for the boss to be happy. Then i though subscription site but that seems outdated. So guys give me a few tips or at least a direction and a reason why that would be a decent place to start?

I graduated from high school bout 25 years ago... Had a buddy, not a good friend mind you but a drinking bud... Got a call bout 4 years ago... "Hey man, in town lets hang out".. I say cool beans...

He comes by, sum bitch is crazy... Just got back from hedonism! WTF? Said he watched a few fellows fuck his chic while he jacked off, I started counting the minutes till I got him out the house. He then approached me about partnering up, said his GF and her GF would do some vids and shit... Wow... Long story short I got his ass out my house an ain't seen him since. I do this shit to make a living, I separate business from pleasure....

BEWARE... It sounds to me like you have a PERV for a boss, if i'm right, you are in a no win situation...

pgmorin · 03-04-2013, 03:57 AM

I hope your boss realise he gonna have to pay you to work 80 hours a week if he want all the job to be done. You also need a really good idea because generic content dont sell on clips4sale

Dmcontent · 03-04-2013, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z

Who's fake nick is this?Bogdan is it you?

fix it for you

bl4h · 03-04-2013, 04:47 AM

bro youre the one whos going to be on the shit end of this stick if it doesnt work. I wouldnt even attempt it if I were you. When it fails he wont think it was his dumb idea, he'll think youre incompetent and you couldnt make it happen

alex.missyouth · 03-04-2013, 06:26 AM

GFY poster!

PR_Dave · 03-04-2013, 08:46 AM

If done right you should be able to make $100's of millions of dollars.

Itchy · 03-04-2013, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

Okay since everyone else is being a total jackass to you, I'll help you out.

Just kidding, you seriously think you're going to get help here?

fuzebox · 03-04-2013, 09:39 AM

You will fail.

PR_Phil · 03-04-2013, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by designerguy

So guy/gals i need your suggestions. I am the internet marketing and tech "guy" for my office. My boss is always starting new ways to make money. So he approaches me the other day and tells me he wants to film adultcontent and make money doing it. He then tells me i am in charge and pretty much says go for it.

So here is where i need help. Budget wise i have the backing to do good film projects the issue i have is how do i make the money after that? My first thought is clips4sale? But i dont see that making enough cash for the boss to be happy. Then i though subscription site but that seems outdated. So guys give me a few tips or at least a direction and a reason why that would be a decent place to start?

Shoot 1 super kick ass scene a week, 2 if you can, edit them, touch them up, make them really good, Join PaidPerView.com, upload your content, start making money. As time goes on and you reach say 16 to 20 scenes, design a paysite around your kick ass content, either start a program, or have your site added to a reputable program like PimpRoll. Log back into PaidPerView.com configure your program and site, and have the system direct surfers who like your content to your paysite. Tell them all your content is as good as what was showcased through PaidPerView, make more money.

J. Falcon · 03-04-2013, 12:06 PM

Your boss sounds clueless. Putting someone with no experience in charge of an adult film production company? LOL!

Scat in the Hat · 03-04-2013, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Dave

If done right you should be able to make $100's of millions of dollars.

a year.

My Fucking Traffic · 03-04-2013, 01:05 PM

Double trouble · 03-04-2013, 01:10 PM

Welcome to GFY

03-02-2013, 12:38 AM	#1
designerguy Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 4	Dream job? So guy/gals i need your suggestions. I am the internet marketing and tech "guy" for my office. My boss is always starting new ways to make money. So he approaches me the other day and tells me he wants to film adultcontent and make money doing it. He then tells me i am in charge and pretty much says go for it. So here is where i need help. Budget wise i have the backing to do good film projects the issue i have is how do i make the money after that? My first thought is clips4sale? But i dont see that making enough cash for the boss to be happy. Then i though subscription site but that seems outdated. So guys give me a few tips or at least a direction and a reason why that would be a decent place to start?

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Kovachi So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 400	Here's what you need to do to make money from this: 1. Your boss sounds completely retarded. 2. You are completely retarded for working for a complete retard. 3. You need some money to pay for your gf's crack addiction. 4. Suck your retarded bosses cock. 5 ????????????????? 6. Profit $

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mechanicvirus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 3,933	You should hit up PBBC, they will help you get started.

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Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	Okay since everyone else is being a total jackass to you, I'll help you out. Just kidding, you seriously think you're going to get help here?

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	I just started selling frozen meat door-to-door and it's everything I ever dreamed of! .

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bl4h Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,282	film the content and sell it to some other guy whos boss says "lets just do this and make money"

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Rat King Guest Posts: n/a	First make sure your boss knows this is not a "get rich fast" scheme. You need to build a brand that surfers grow to know and trust, and that takes time. Years. If this is a serious project then it is a medium to long term investment. Explain this at the start or you will feel a lot of unnecessary pressure when his patience starts running thin. The only short term upside I can think of, is this might help him do some tax write-offs. Also, get to the core of his reasoning before jumping in. Is he really looking to make money or is he just fulfilling a fantasy? Make sure you are approaching the project from the correct point of view. Good luck!

03-03-2013, 07:52 AM	#21
Jet Set Cat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 249	There are no dream jobs. I happened to over hear the following conversation at the unemployment office. Sir I see you have been collecting unemployment benefits for quite some time now, are you having that much difficulty finding work? I go out every day looking for work all to no avail. Believe me I would like nothing more than to work every day rather than collect unemployment. Well you may be in luck because a good job just came in yesterday and it may be a good opportunity for you. It?s a live in job working for and looking after a porn star. It pays $7,000.00 per month, includes a vehicle and paid expenses to accommodate her to and from her shoots. You?re shittin me? Yea well you started!!!

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bl4h Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,282	the hard part about the internet, be it porn, be it mainstream, is learning whats already happened and whats been moved on from and a waste of time. let alone understanding whats next. thats where the money is, whats next. this industry and many others that involve tech are not something you can do with the command of a boss. quit now bro

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epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	I am sitting on set now. Already have my dream job.

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bl4h Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,282	bro youre the one whos going to be on the shit end of this stick if it doesnt work. I wouldnt even attempt it if I were you. When it fails he wont think it was his dumb idea, he'll think youre incompetent and you couldnt make it happen Last edited by bl4h; 03-04-2013 at 04:50 AM.. Reason: cant spell

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