My GF got a gift of special liquorice from a lesbian

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  • Markul
    Likes Pie
    • Dec 2007
    • 12403
    #1

    My GF got a gift of special liquorice from a lesbian

    Naturally I told her that's cause the lesbian wants to eat her pussy... apparently she's an old lesbian (50+), so she must be looking for some younger pussy.

    I'm right... right? Why else would she give her gifts.
    But.... I pulled out...
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    • Scott McD
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 67798
      #2
      Better question, will she let her do it ??


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        • Markul
          Likes Pie
          • Dec 2007
          • 12403
          #3
          Originally posted by Scott McD
          Better question, will she let her do it ??
          (translated)

          Me: That's because she wants to eat your pussy.
          Her: Ewwww she's like 50 years old.
          Me: So that just means she wants younger pussy.
          Her: *kicks me*


          I think no....
          But.... I pulled out...

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            • purecane
              Annakin Skywalker
              • Jan 2013
              • 1324
              #4
              i think you're right. my wife gets hit on by women all the time and she acts like she didn't notice it. had a lesbo sales clerk tell her to "lay down and spread out" just a week ago while bed shopping for my daughter...
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                • Markul
                  Likes Pie
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 12403
                  #5
                  Originally posted by purecane73
                  had a lesbo sales clerk tell her to "lay down and spread out" just a week ago while bed shopping for my daughter...
                  Aw man, I would not have been able to keep a straight face if that happened
                  But.... I pulled out...

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                    • The Dawg
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 2438
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Markul
                      (translated)

                      Me: That's because she wants to eat your pussy.
                      Her: Ewwww she's like 50 years old.
                      Me: So that just means she wants younger pussy.
                      Her: *kicks me*


                      I think no....
                      This line says: Maybe...

                      If she was in her 20's it might not be so far fetched to her.

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                        • Harmon
                          ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 20012
                          #7
                          Was it black licorice? Maybe she just likes the Sambuca smelling snatch.
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                            • Markul
                              Likes Pie
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 12403
                              #8
                              Originally posted by The Dawg
                              This line says: Maybe...

                              If she was in her 20's it might not be so far fetched to her.
                              Ah, I need to get a girl in her 20ies to hit on her then hahaha
                              But.... I pulled out...

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