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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #1

    the bigger the gun, the smaller the penis

    is there a ratio like sports cars and monster trucks to penis size for assault rifle ownership?


    if I posted pictures of extra large condoms in response to anyone posting pics of big scarey guns would that intimidate the gun nuts?

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    Now read without the word dog.
  • Harmon
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    • Mar 2004
    • 20012

    #2
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    • SleazyDream
      I'm here for SPORT
      • Jul 2001
      • 41470

      #3
      Originally posted by Harmon
      ok, that's the first legitimate reason i've ever seen for owning an assault rifle
      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

      Now read without the word dog.

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      • Black All Through
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        • Oct 2010
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        #4
        Originally posted by Harmon
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        • Dirty F
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          • Jul 2001
          • 59204

          #5
          Originally posted by Harmon
          Wttfffff?!! That's fucked up man.

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          • lezinterracial
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            • Jul 2012
            • 3117

            #6
            Bummer for me. I have a small penis and small guns. 2 Nagant Revolvers in 7.62 Nagant and a Walther P22. Sold my Uzi which was in 9mm.

            Well, I do have a .270 Savage 110 bolt action hunting rifle.

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            • Grapesoda
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              • Jul 2003
              • 46238

              #7
              Originally posted by SleazyDream
              is there a ratio like sports cars and monster trucks to penis size for assault rifle ownership?


              if I posted pictures of extra large condoms in response to anyone posting pics of big scarey guns would that intimidate the gun nuts?

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              • Vendzilla
                Biker Gnome
                • Mar 2004
                • 23200

                #8
                AR-15 shoots a .223, pretty damn small bullet

                Frank needs a gun like this
                Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                think about that

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                • SleazyDream
                  I'm here for SPORT
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 41470

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Grapesoda
                  I love these girls. Imagine the amount of research (ie fucking different guys) they had to do to be able to speak on this with some authority on this topic. they don't even look 18 and total sluts. I love it
                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                  Now read without the word dog.

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                  • stinkyfingers
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                    • Sep 2007
                    • 657

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SleazyDream
                    is there a ratio like sports cars and monster trucks to penis size for assault rifle ownership?


                    if I posted pictures of extra large condoms in response to anyone posting pics of big scarey guns would that intimidate the gun nuts?





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                    • dyna mo
                      just a fucking jerk
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 68184

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Grapesoda
                      is that geddy lee on the right?

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                      • Dirty F
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 59204

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Vendzilla
                        AR-15 shoots a .223, pretty damn small bullet

                        Frank needs a gun like this
                        I don't need a gun because i'm not a backwards white trash imbecile living in a 3rd world shithole who teaches his daughter how shoot people in the eye.
                        Fucking American retard.

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                        • BigChad
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                          • Nov 2012
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                          #13
                          This guys dick is so small he has a pussy

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                          • nico-t
                            emperor of my world
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 29903

                            #14
                            Yes sleazy, im sure it goes like that. Retard.

                            I am always annoyed by people who see an expensive car and say 'haha his dick must be small woohoo!'
                            It's a stupid, childish, jealous, weird remark. I even tend to believe the people who say this are not only stupid, but gay as well (or low self esteemed women). Because if you like cars you will not react like a woman to a car, but like a car enthusiast. I am a car enthusiast and love it when i see a beautiful car. I cringe when I hear about an exclusive car being keyed by some asshat, I just dont understand that. Cars are works of art in my opinion, you don't go and key a painting by rembrandt.

                            As for guns, agree or disagree all you like, but comparing guns to dick size is an argument women would use. And we all know how women argue: Illogical and dumb. Point made.

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                            • Vendzilla
                              Biker Gnome
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 23200

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Dirty F
                              I don't need a gun because i'm not a backwards white trash imbecile living in a 3rd world shithole who teaches his daughter how shoot people in the eye.
                              Fucking American retard.
                              There go the racist remarks again, Frank, it's funny every time you post!
                              Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                              think about that

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                              • AdultPornMasta
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                                • May 2012
                                • 1506

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Dirty F
                                I don't need a gun because i'm not a backwards white trash imbecile living in a 3rd world shithole who teaches his daughter how shoot people in the eye.
                                Fucking American retard.
                                OK, well then where should we teach our daughters to shoot rapists, muggers, burglars and all manner of pcychos who might threaten them?

                                That is, those of us NOT Living in Third World Shitholes and not backwards white trash!

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                                • maxjohan
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                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 7219

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by nico-t
                                  As for guns, agree or disagree all you like, but comparing guns to dick size is an argument women would use. And we all know how women argue: Illogical and dumb. Point made.
                                  What's all the talk about comparing some men with women. I never get that point myself. It's kind of an strange insult. It's okay to say that someone has low self esteem or something like that. But saying that a man is a woman for his opnions or tastes.

                                  Are women that bad? lol

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                                  • AmeliaG
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                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 10662

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by nico-t
                                    Yes sleazy, im sure it goes like that. Retard.

                                    I am always annoyed by people who see an expensive car and say 'haha his dick must be small woohoo!'
                                    It's a stupid, childish, jealous, weird remark. I even tend to believe the people who say this are not only stupid, but gay as well (or low self esteemed women). Because if you like cars you will not react like a woman to a car, but like a car enthusiast. I am a car enthusiast and love it when i see a beautiful car. I cringe when I hear about an exclusive car being keyed by some asshat, I just dont understand that. Cars are works of art in my opinion, you don't go and key a painting by rembrandt.

                                    As for guns, agree or disagree all you like, but comparing guns to dick size is an argument women would use. And we all know how women argue: Illogical and dumb. Point made.

                                    Because it is totally logical to state that SleazyDream (clearly a straight man) is both wrong and homosexual because you think women would agree with him. Which, incidentally, I don't.

                                    I recommend maybe taking some logic classes at a good school, if you are going to toss gravel around in your crystal castle.

                                    To answer the original post, I think that, as in all areas of life, some people love excellence and some people are compensating for a deficiency elsewhere. Or some mix of the two.
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                                    • SleazyDream
                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 41470

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by AmeliaG
                                      Because it is totally logical to state that SleazyDream (clearly a straight man) is both wrong and homosexual because you think women would agree with him. Which, incidentally, I don't.

                                      I recommend maybe taking some logic classes at a good school, if you are going to toss gravel around in your crystal castle.

                                      To answer the original post, I think that, as in all areas of life, some people love excellence and some people are compensating for a deficiency elsewhere. Or some mix of the two.
                                      for the record, I don't believe there is any correlation between dick size and amount of firearms one owns, but suggesting it gets the trolls all rilled up ;)

                                      i see a stick and I can't help myself but to poke the bear with it
                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

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                                      • baddog
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                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 107089

                                        #20
                                        Scott's straight?



                                        ;)

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                                        • SleazyDream
                                          I'm here for SPORT
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 41470

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                          Scott's straight?



                                          ;)
                                          I'll make an exception for you.


                                          it's the beard.....
                                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                          Now read without the word dog.

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                                          • baddog
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2001
                                            • 107089

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                            I'll make an exception for you.


                                            it's the beard.....


                                            Thank you.

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                                            • sandman!
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                                              • Mar 2001
                                              • 15431

                                              #23
                                              dont you have some dicks to suck somewhere ?
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                                              • Dirty Dane
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                                                • Feb 2004
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Harmon

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                                                • martinsc
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                                                  • Jun 2005
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Harmon
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                                                  • MrMaxwell
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                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                    • 10057

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                    is there a ratio like sports cars and monster trucks to penis size for assault rifle ownership?


                                                    if I posted pictures of extra large condoms in response to anyone posting pics of big scarey guns would that intimidate the gun nuts?

                                                    Who in the name of gods buttbabies fucking let YOUR ignorant ass out of whatever cage you belong in? For chrissake, just what we fucking need, as if GFY wasn't getting bad enough.

                                                    Why don't you go and console the people whose lives you've destroyed, you illiterate braindead walking big bird looking motherfucking fuck

                                                    Take back your two ¢sents¢ I wouldn't take your opinion for free I'd pay to hear you shut the fuck up and go back into your gay gerbil hole you inane jive talking clown

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                                                    • MakingItPay
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                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 1922

                                                      #27
                                                      That is a bold statement to make. But, if you have researched it, I can't refute it. How many cocks did you measure in your study? Once you made the determination how will you use the data? Will you now not want to be around men with small guns or big guns?
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                                                      • MrMaxwell
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                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                        • 10057

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MakingItPay
                                                        That is a bold statement to make. But, if you have researched it, I can't refute it. How many cocks did you measure in your study? Once you made the determination how will you use the data? Will you now not want to be around men with small guns or big guns?
                                                        Listen, this guy has never successfully made it past page three of a children's book. You want him to measure his boyfriends before he does all of that coke? Get serious and come back from dreamland, pal

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                                                        • bl4h
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                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 1282

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by nico-t
                                                          Yes sleazy, im sure it goes like that. Retard.

                                                          I am always annoyed by people who see an expensive car and say 'haha his dick must be small woohoo!'
                                                          It's a stupid, childish, jealous, weird remark. I even tend to believe the people who say this are not only stupid, but gay as well (or low self esteemed women). Because if you like cars you will not react like a woman to a car, but like a car enthusiast. I am a car enthusiast and love it when i see a beautiful car. I cringe when I hear about an exclusive car being keyed by some asshat, I just dont understand that. Cars are works of art in my opinion, you don't go and key a painting by rembrandt.

                                                          As for guns, agree or disagree all you like, but comparing guns to dick size is an argument women would use. And we all know how women argue: Illogical and dumb. Point made.
                                                          its true. when i see an awesome car which i cant afford, i think its awesome. some people feel discomfort because they cant have the same thing. and thats because of underlying issues. like retardation which doesnt allow them to own such things. this same issue with retardedness causes the ongoing complaining about people who they dont even live amoungst. in this guys case, his government doesnt allow concealed pistols and he knows that the united states is a strong country and that all he has is a fork. this causes discomfort
                                                          Last edited by bl4h; 02-24-2013, 05:15 AM.

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                                                          • CyberHustler
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                                                            • Feb 2006
                                                            • 28723

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by bl4h
                                                            its true. when i see an awesome car which i cant afford, i think its awesome. some people feel discomfort because they cant have the same thing. and thats because of underlying issues. like retardation which doesnt allow them to own such things. this same issue with retardedness causes the ongoing complaining about people who they dont even live amoungst. in this guys case, his government doesnt allow concealed pistols and he knows that the united states is a strong country and that all he has is a fork. this causes discomfort


                                                            There's a word for this uncomfortable feeling. It's called "hating".

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                                                            • L-Pink
                                                              working on my tan
                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                              • 39151

                                                              #31
                                                              Coming from a guy that can't see his own dick unless he squats over a mirror.

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                                                              • 2intense
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Harmon
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                                                                • dyna mo
                                                                  just a fucking jerk
                                                                  • Dec 2008
                                                                  • 68184

                                                                  #33
                                                                  i've actually never heard this particular reference, i'll have to add it to the *tally*

                                                                  big guns
                                                                  sports cars
                                                                  expensive cars
                                                                  4x4 trucks
                                                                  boats
                                                                  watches


                                                                  prolly missing a few.........

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                                                                  • L-Pink
                                                                    working on my tan
                                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                                    • 39151

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                    i've actually never heard this particular reference, i'll have to add it to the *tally*

                                                                    big guns
                                                                    sports cars
                                                                    expensive cars
                                                                    4x4 trucks
                                                                    boats
                                                                    watches


                                                                    prolly missing a few.........
                                                                    What about owning desolate camping lots in butt-fuck Canada?

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                                                                    • Jel
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                                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                                      • 6904

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by nico-t
                                                                      Yes sleazy, im sure it goes like that. Retard.

                                                                      I am always annoyed by people who see an expensive car and say 'haha his dick must be small woohoo!'
                                                                      It's a stupid, childish, jealous, weird remark. I even tend to believe the people who say this are not only stupid, but gay as well (or low self esteemed women). Because if you like cars you will not react like a woman to a car, but like a car enthusiast. I am a car enthusiast and love it when i see a beautiful car. I cringe when I hear about an exclusive car being keyed by some asshat, I just dont understand that. Cars are works of art in my opinion, you don't go and key a painting by rembrandt.

                                                                      As for guns, agree or disagree all you like, but comparing guns to dick size is an argument women would use. And we all know how women argue: Illogical and dumb. Point made.


                                                                      I have a pretty decent, pretty big car, and an above average cock, if some stupid jealous cunt who can't afford a decent car wants to think I'm hung like a chinaman, or some woman using woman's 'logic' wants to think the same, that's their lookout lol

                                                                      Anyway, they all say the same thing when it's in their mouth: mmgggffffmmmhhnnhh

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                                                                      • SleazyDream
                                                                        I'm here for SPORT
                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 41470

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I'm pissing myself laughing at how this REALLY bothers some people.

                                                                        people only get upset about the truth that they don't like.

                                                                        if I said gun ownership proves you have a big dick these same people would be like "oh yeah!" and wouldn't even comment.



                                                                        so to answer the previous question about research, the research is your comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                                        This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                        Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                        • Jel
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                                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                                          • 6904

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I think you'll find it AMAZES rather than BOTHERS people that people still use such a thick as shit 'argument', or attempt at a put-down. Akin to the woman you just left saying how the guy has a small dick, never made her cum, blah blah yackety schmackety. All it needs is a 'and you smell!' at the end of it to make it full retard lol.

                                                                          All you need to know is people are 'REALLY' laughing *at* you for such a weak attempt at whatever it is you're attempting. Or maybe you're just attempting to look a huge cunt, in which case you succeeded magnificently

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                                                                          • dyna mo
                                                                            just a fucking jerk
                                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                                            • 68184

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by SleazyDream

                                                                            people only get upset about the truth that they don't like.

                                                                            iaugh
                                                                            of course you know the truth you mention is the fact that misguided stereotyping is wrong? or maybe it's just not funny? eh? hmmm............

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                                                                            • MakingItPay
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                                                                              • Feb 2005
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Bothers? I said you could be right. I just wondered what sort of penises you like best? Big or small. Preference varies.
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                                                                              • Aric
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by stinkyfingers
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                                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                  • 41470

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  just look at how many people this upsets....


                                                                                  soo many small dicks....


                                                                                  sooo sad
                                                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                  • MakingItPay
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                                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                                    • 1922

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                    just look at how many people this upsets....


                                                                                    soo many small dicks....


                                                                                    sooo sad
                                                                                    I take it that means you like Bigger ones?

                                                                                    You know I'm just kidding with you. You do realize a shotgun is a pretty big gun, right?
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                                                                                    • Yngwie
                                                                                      I am an Alien from space
                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                      • 11118

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I have no gun at all so I guess that makes my dick HUGE. haha
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                                                                                      • Dirty F
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                                        • 59204

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                                        There go the racist remarks again, Frank, it's funny every time you post!
                                                                                        Against what race exactly. Please point it out to me.

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