Have you ever stepped into your own shit?

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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94727
    #1

    Have you ever stepped into your own shit?

    I somehow managed to do so today ...

    (In Memoriam: CurrentlySober)
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    • 2013
      So Fucking Banned
      • Dec 2012
      • 4390
      #2
      no haven't shit in the bushes lately

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        • 2013
          So Fucking Banned
          • Dec 2012
          • 4390
          #3

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            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
              Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
              • Jul 2004
              • 38323
              #4
              Never stepped in my own shit, but I have stepped in doggie doo a few times, and that's precisely why I now insure all of my shoes:



              Remember, those who don't know shit, are bound to step in it...



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                • DWB
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 31779
                  #5
                  I shit my pants once at a swingers party. Cliff notes... was in the bathroom, thought I was squeezing out a fart, shit all over myself. I was still in clothes so you can imagine the clean up. Went out and instantly had to MILFs on my knob and licking my ass. No one knew the wiser. I'm pretty sure I wrote out the full story on here somewhere.

                  Memories.

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                    • _Richard_
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 30991
                      #6
                      Originally posted by DWB
                      I shit my pants once at a swingers party. Cliff notes... was in the bathroom, thought I was squeezing out a fart, shit all over myself. I was still in clothes so you can imagine the clean up. Went out and instantly had to MILFs on my knob and licking my ass. No one knew the wiser. I'm pretty sure I wrote out the full story on here somewhere.

                      Memories.
                      dear god no.

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                        • MiLo
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2002
                          • 2970
                          #7
                          Not anymore:

                          ICQ: 9203112

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                            • tokmansta
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2013
                              • 566
                              #8
                              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                              I somehow managed to do so today ...

                              (In Memoriam: CurrentlySober)
                              My good sir, tell me how!

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                                • bigluv
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2008
                                  • 850
                                  #9
                                  I've stepped on my dick a few times though.

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                                    • L-Pink
                                      working on my tan
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 39151
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by bigluv
                                      I've stepped on my dick a few times though.


                                      .

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                                        • kane
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 20684
                                          #11
                                          Many years ago in my early 20's I went to a three day concert where you camped out and they had a ton of acts play over the course of a weekend. One afternoon several of us saw a drunk guy stagger over to the edge of the designated camping area, drop his pants, squat and start to shit. When he finished he tried reach back and wipe himself with a handful of toilet paper, stumbled and fell. He landed right in his own shit.

                                          Why he was doing this I don't know. Had he walked a couple hundred more feet a different direction there were tons of porta-poties.

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                                            • CurrentlySober
                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 38940
                                              #12
                                              Must RESIST URGE TO POST IN THIS THREAD....

                                              Gnnnhhhh Gnnnhhhhhh!!!!!!


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                                                • Markul
                                                  Likes Pie
                                                  • Dec 2007
                                                  • 12403
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by DWB
                                                  I shit my pants once at a swingers party. Cliff notes... was in the bathroom, thought I was squeezing out a fart, shit all over myself. I was still in clothes so you can imagine the clean up. Went out and instantly had to MILFs on my knob and licking my ass. No one knew the wiser. I'm pretty sure I wrote out the full story on here somewhere.

                                                  Memories.
                                                  But.... I pulled out...

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                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 38323
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober

                                                      Must RESIST URGE TO POST IN THIS THREAD....

                                                      Gnnnhhhh Gnnnhhhhhh!!!!!!




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                                                        • Chosen
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                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 63151
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by bigluv
                                                          I've stepped on my dick a few times though.

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                                                            • Ringo
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2012
                                                              • 431
                                                              #16
                                                              I like shit

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                                                                • Rochard
                                                                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 75733
                                                                  #17
                                                                  No.

                                                                  But once when I was in the Marines I took a Hummvee through a dozen crappers and ran through them. Good times.
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                                                                    • nikki99
                                                                      Supermodel
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 23087
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I did once my first time in London I end up in 2 ladies flat and I was taking losing fat pills and I was drunk and I shit myself
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                                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                          • 94727
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by tokmansta
                                                                          My good sir, tell me how!
                                                                          It was in the passage between the toilet and the bidet, I kinda hurry that out and basically some shit fell on the bathroom floor and ended up stepping into it.

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                                                                            • John-ACWM
                                                                              Work Work Work
                                                                              • Nov 2008
                                                                              • 20060
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by bigluv
                                                                              I've stepped on my dick a few times though.

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                                                                                • MiLo
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                  • 2970
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                                  It was in the passage between the toilet and the bidet, I kinda hurry that out and basically some shit fell on the bathroom floor and ended up stepping into it.


                                                                                  ICQ: 9203112

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                                                                                    • 2013
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Dec 2012
                                                                                      • 4390
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by nikki99
                                                                                      I did once my first time in London I end up in 2 ladies flat and I was taking losing fat pills and I was drunk and I shit myself
                                                                                      tell us more do you have a video of this

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                                                                                        • loreen
                                                                                          myadultdesign.com
                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                          • 12558
                                                                                          #23
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