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  • Dirty F
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    • Jul 2001
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    #1

    Who are people allowed to swim at beaches like Bondi beach?

    On busy days they rescue like 100 people a day there who otherwise would've drowned.
    Find me 1 other tourist place where 100 people a day nearly died that is still open.
  • Colmike9
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    #2
    Maybe the life guards are overly protective?...
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    • Dirty F
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      #3
      Originally posted by Colmike7
      Maybe the life guards are overly protective?...
      I doubt it. When you watch it on tv tons of people actually can't get back out of the water anymore and would eventually drown if they don't get rescued. It's ridiculous. Like 5 people at the same time.

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      • Colmike9
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        #4
        Originally posted by Dirty F
        I doubt it. When you watch it on tv tons of people actually can't get back out of the water anymore and would eventually drown if they don't get rescued. It's ridiculous. Like 5 people at the same time.
        Yeah, there are a lot of idiots at beaches..
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        • dyna mo
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          • Dec 2008
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          #5
          i wonder if it has something to do with how australia tourism markets itself- raw nature, unimpeded by modernity.

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          • geedub
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            #6
            I wonder the same at any beach popular for surfing, you can see all the butthole tourists struggling with the currents and breaks, trying to have a good time still.. lol
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            • georgeyw
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              #7
              Originally posted by Dirty F
              On busy days they rescue like 100 people a day there who otherwise would've drowned.
              Find me 1 other tourist place where 100 people a day nearly died that is still open.
              It is a popular beach with loads of tourists who have no clue about waves and you are watching a tv show!

              I live 600m from a beach and go everyday and have never seen a rescue. I lived near bond I a few years back and never saw a rescue, you are watching a crappy tv show looking for drama and ratings.
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              • dyna mo
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                • Dec 2008
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                #8
                if i ever went to australia on vaca, it's not the riptide that would scare me, as absolutely heinous as it can be sometimes there.

                it's the jellyfish. eesh!

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                • Dirty F
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by georgeyw
                  It is a popular beach with loads of tourists who have no clue about waves and you are watching a tv show!

                  I live 600m from a beach and go everyday and have never seen a rescue. I lived near bond I a few years back and never saw a rescue, you are watching a crappy tv show looking for drama and ratings.
                  Yup, all those rescues must be fake.
                  Also the people who turn blue and need mouth to mouth, all actors.
                  How did i fall for that. Silly me.

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                  • Dirty F
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                    #10
                    Here, some more fake stats.

                    http://ten.com.au/bondi-rescue-faqs.htm

                    How many rescues are there at Bondi beach?

                    It's difficult to predict the daily frequency of rescues at Bondi as weather and water conditions, school holidays and fluctuating tourist numbers affect the number of rescues performed. Lifeguards can perform anywhere from no rescues on one day to over 200 rescues on another day. Weekly, it can range from 10 to 400 rescues. On average, each year, Lifeguards rescue about 2,500 very grateful people. Of the total rescues performed at Bondi, Lifeguards perform about 80% while the remainder are performed by volunteers from the Bondi and North Bondi surf clubs.

                    Funny how i know more about the place you lived near by than you do.
                    Last edited by Dirty F; 02-05-2013, 07:58 AM.

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                    • Scott McD
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                      #11
                      I only go to beaches to look at titties.

                      Last thing I wanna do is go swimming in water full of shit....
                      Last edited by Scott McD; 02-05-2013, 08:00 AM.


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                      • Dirty F
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                        #12
                        They rescue 2500 people a year! 2500!! Tourism or not, why the hell is that place still open for swimming?

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                        • georgeyw
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                          if i ever went to australia on vaca, it's not the riptide that would scare me, as absolutely heinous as it can be sometimes there.

                          it's the jellyfish. eesh!
                          Had a blue bottle get me last week

                          Originally posted by Dirty F
                          Yup, all those rescues must be fake.
                          Also the people who turn blue and need mouth to mouth, all actors.
                          How did i fall for that. Silly me.
                          Not what I meant. They cram in all the drama of many days....why am I explaining this? Plus bond I is as I said a very busy beach, so it is an exception. Lots of sizzling white tits on that beach too.
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                          • Dirty F
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by georgeyw
                            Had a blue bottle get me last week



                            Not what I meant. They cram in all the drama of many days....why am I explaining this? Plus bond I is as I said a very busy beach, so it is an exception. Lots of sizzling white tits on that beach too.
                            No, they don't cram in all the drama. They just film rescues.
                            If they have 2500 rescues a year there is no need to look for drama. Just point the camera at the sea and within minutes you'll get your shot.

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                            • dyna mo
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                              • Dec 2008
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                              #15
                              + i wouldn't think that beach is open year round. so jam all those rescues into <12 months.

                              figuring a 6 months season, that's ~14 rescues a day, and it doesn't look like that big of a beach, that's a lot of rescues.

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                              • slapass
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                                #16
                                I live near Ipanema beach and we see helicopters pull people out of the water all of the time. I have two people I know get pulled out this way, one of which I got the life guards to go get him. The lifeguards must do ones that we don't see. The helicopter ones are pretty obvious from a distance so they stand out. Probably 3-7 a week during the few months of summer.

                                But this beach is busy. There must be a 100k people a day on the beach so the percent that get in trouble is really small.

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                                • Dirty F
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                                  #17
                                  Goddamnit, after 2 edits i still can't figure it out.

                                  Is it:

                                  Funny how i know more about the place you lived near by than you do.
                                  Funny how i know more about the place you lived near to than you do.
                                  Funny how i know more about the place you lived near at than you do.

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                                  • Helix
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                                    #18
                                    Beach nutters

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                                    • dyna mo
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                                      • Dec 2008
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Dirty F
                                      Goddamnit, after 2 edits i still can't figure it out.

                                      Is it:

                                      Funny how i know more about the place you lived near by than you do.
                                      Funny how i know more about the place you lived near to than you do.
                                      Funny how i know more about the place you lived near at than you do.
                                      i think you can leave out the preposition

                                      Funny how i know more about the place you lived near than you do.

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                                      • Dirty F
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by dyna mo
                                        i think you can leave out the preposition

                                        Funny how i know more about the place you lived near than you do.
                                        Well fuck me, that was my first guess but than i started thinking about it got completely lost

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                                        • georgeyw
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                                          + i wouldn't think that beach is open year round. so jam all those rescues into <12 months.

                                          figuring a 6 months season, that's ~14 rescues a day, and it doesn't look like that big of a beach, that's a lot of rescues.
                                          As far as I know it is the summer months only for that tv show and that is an extremely busy beach that is very famous and chock a block full oftourists who have never ever been to a beach.

                                          Originally posted by Dirty F
                                          Goddamnit, after 2 edits i still can't figure it out.

                                          Is it:

                                          Funny how i know more about the place you lived near by than you do.
                                          Funny how i know more about the place you lived near to than you do.
                                          Funny how i know more about the place you lived near at than you do.
                                          Every rescue is not a near fatality, which is what you seem to think is the case. I know there are plenty of resuces on Bondi, however you are seeing the absolute height of summer AND only the most dramatic rescues.

                                          I have been racking my brain thinking of rescues i've seen at any beach and I have only ever witnessed one drowning when i was very very young and a few helicopters getting fishermen washed off rocks or over turned boats.

                                          I cannot recall ever seeing a rescue, heard the shark siren many times each summer however I haven't seen a rescue, have seen a fin pop out of the water while I was out the back and almost shit my pants only for it to turn out to be a dolphin.
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                                          • ottopottomouse
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Dirty F
                                            Goddamnit, after 2 edits i still can't figure it out.

                                            Is it:

                                            Funny how i know more about the place you lived near by than you do.
                                            Funny how i know more about the place you lived near to than you do.
                                            Funny how i know more about the place you lived near at than you do.
                                            I bet a tourist could show you places local to where you live that you never knew existed.
                                            ↑ see post ↑
                                            13101

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                                            • Dirty F
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                              I bet a tourist could show you places local to where you live that you never knew existed.
                                              Sure, but that's slightly different than living next to a beach and acting like there are rarely any rescues there while there are many every day..no?

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                                              • Dirty F
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by georgeyw



                                                Every rescue is not a near fatality
                                                Yes it is because if they don't get rescued they will drown. It's as simple as that.

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                                                • Dirty F
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                                                  #25
                                                  Have you even seen the show "Bondi rescue"?
                                                  I'm not sure what you are trying to deny here.

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                                                  • Yanks_Todd
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                    Here, some more fake stats.

                                                    http://ten.com.au/bondi-rescue-faqs.htm

                                                    How many rescues are there at Bondi beach?

                                                    It's difficult to predict the daily frequency of rescues at Bondi as weather and water conditions, school holidays and fluctuating tourist numbers affect the number of rescues performed. Lifeguards can perform anywhere from no rescues on one day to over 200 rescues on another day. Weekly, it can range from 10 to 400 rescues. On average, each year, Lifeguards rescue about 2,500 very grateful people. Of the total rescues performed at Bondi, Lifeguards perform about 80% while the remainder are performed by volunteers from the Bondi and North Bondi surf clubs.

                                                    Funny how i know more about the place you lived near by than you do.

                                                    I lived on Bondi Beach for a year, 2500/365 = 6.84 a day. That passes the sniff test. I would say 50% are drunk Irish backpackers though, lol. And it's true on a day like X-mas the lifeguards are doing nothing but going back and forth pulling people out.

                                                    I wouldn't say it's that anymore dangerous then any other beach though, it's more a matter of way more people equating the ocean to a big pool with waves, which it isn't.

                                                    And lots of booze.
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                                                    • Dirty F
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Yanks_Todd
                                                      I lived on Bondi Beach for a year, 2500/365 = 6.84 a day. That passes the sniff test. I would say 50% are drunk Irish backpackers though, lol. And it's true on a day like X-mas the lifeguards are doing nothing but going back and forth pulling people out.

                                                      I wouldn't say it's that anymore dangerous then any other beach though, it's more a matter of way more people equating the ocean to a big pool with waves, which it isn't.

                                                      And lots of booze.
                                                      Well i lived near the beach in Holland for 10 years and we didn't even have life guards. I never heard of someone needing a rescue there (although i'm sure it happened). The water was very calm.
                                                      It obviously totally depends on where you live. Bondi beach has very dangerous waters.
                                                      Last edited by Dirty F; 02-05-2013, 08:57 AM.

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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                        Yup, all those rescues must be fake.
                                                        Also the people who turn blue and need mouth to mouth, all actors.
                                                        How did i fall for that. Silly me.
                                                        "I SAW IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE TRUE. DERP!"

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                                                        • Google Expert
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                          On busy days they rescue like 100 people a day
                                                          Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                          They rescue 2500 people a year!
                                                          365 / 2500 = 7 people per day.

                                                          Check your sources, retard.

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                                                          • Jakke PNG
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                                                            #30
                                                            ...yeess.. because average = busy day.
                                                            ..and I'm off.

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                                                            • georgeyw
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                              Sure, but that's slightly different than living next to a beach and acting like there are rarely any rescues there while there are many every day..no?
                                                              Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                              Yes it is because if they don't get rescued they will drown. It's as simple as that.

                                                              Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                              Have you even seen the show "Bondi rescue"?
                                                              I'm not sure what you are trying to deny here.


                                                              1 Not every resuce is a near fatality, not every single person will drown if left to their own devices, life guards are proactive. Is every person arrested a murderer?

                                                              2 I have been at in or near a beach all my life. Right now (summer) I am at the beach every day. Most of my time is spent getting to more remote parts of a beach (not possible at Bondi) - ie away from tourists and in areas where locals go. If you were to go to the beach you would swim between the flags which is what locals steer clear of and more notably a part of the beach where most rescues occur.

                                                              3 I did live near Bondi and I never witnessed a rescue there, not sure how you can dispute that?

                                                              Beaches are regularly closed when life guards deem it unsafe, do you think this stops people from swimming and surfing?

                                                              Lastly, you cannot blame a beach for tourists not understanding the surf and over estimating their own ability. The water can be an extremely dangerous place to be at any beach, especially if you have no experience.

                                                              By me saying I have not witnessed a resuce, i'm not saying they do not occur, I am simply saying they are not as prolific as you seem to think.
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                                                              • Google Expert
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Jakke PNG
                                                                ...yeess.. because average = busy day.
                                                                So on average day they rescue 7 people and on busy day 100 ?

                                                                Makes sense (if you are an imbecile like Frank)

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                                                                • georgeyw
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Yanks_Todd
                                                                  I lived on Bondi Beach for a year, 2500/365 = 6.84 a day. That passes the sniff test. I would say 50% are drunk Irish backpackers though, lol. And it's true on a day like X-mas the lifeguards are doing nothing but going back and forth pulling people out.

                                                                  I wouldn't say it's that anymore dangerous then any other beach though, it's more a matter of way more people equating the ocean to a big pool with waves, which it isn't.

                                                                  And lots of booze.
                                                                  100% spot on.

                                                                  Frank, I would guess your beaches are far more sheltered from the ocean and from a quick look the waves are pretty much non existent...
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                                                                  • Jakke PNG
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Cylon
                                                                    So on average day they rescue 7 people and on busy day 100 ?

                                                                    Makes sense (if you are an imbecile like Frank)
                                                                    Umm.. no.
                                                                    You calculated the yearly average and figured out that they save 7 people a day.
                                                                    If you save 1 people per day for 200 days, 10 people for 160 days and 100 people for 5 days.. what's the average? 6.3
                                                                    That doesn't mean that the guys save 6.3 every day like clockwork...
                                                                    ..and I'm off.

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                                                                    • dyna mo
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                                                                      • Dec 2008
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      an article i read just now on bondi beach says they can have a day with 200 rescues and a day with no rescues.

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                                                                      • Dirty F
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by georgeyw
                                                                        1 Not every resuce is a near fatality, not every single person will drown if left to their own devices, life guards are proactive. Is every person arrested a murderer?
                                                                        Great comparison...no really..

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                                                                        • Dirty F
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                          an article i read just now on bondi beach says they can have a day with 200 rescues and a day with no rescues.
                                                                          By any chance the article i linked in this thread?

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                                                                          • dyna mo
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                            By any chance the article i linked in this thread?
                                                                            the one you linked in post #10 is still gold here so i didn't click it. let me check my history........

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                                                                            • georgeyw
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                              Great comparison...no really..
                                                                              Yes I know, thanks.
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                                                                              • dyna mo
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                a quick check and i can't find the link, i think i clicked through to a wiki reference.

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                                                                                • dyna mo
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  yeah, it seems to be the same blurb everywhere

                                                                                  It's difficult to predict the daily frequency of rescues at Bondi as weather and water conditions, school holidays and fluctuating tourist numbers affect the number of rescues performed. Lifeguards can perform anywhere from no rescues on one day to over 200 rescues on another day. Weekly, it can range from 10 to 400 rescues. On average, each year, Lifeguards rescue about 2,500 very grateful people. Of the total rescues performed at Bondi, Lifeguards perform about 80% while the remainder are performed by volunteers from the Bondi and North Bondi surf

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                                                                                  • baddog
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Ban guns, ban beaches . . . . we missing anything?

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                                                                                    • Dirty F
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                      the one you linked in post #10 is still gold here so i didn't click it. let me check my history........
                                                                                      I was being sarcastic.

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                                                                                      • Dirty F
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        So a beach that can get up to 200 rescues in 1 day should stay open?

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                                                                                        • dyna mo
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                                          I was being sarcastic.
                                                                                          i always miss sarcasm

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                                                                                          • bl4h
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            people make their own choices, not you because you may be scared they might die. people skydive and bungee jump off bridges. do you feel youre a parent of the world

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                                                                                            • Dirty F
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Jakke PNG
                                                                                              Umm.. no.
                                                                                              You calculated the yearly average and figured out that they save 7 people a day.
                                                                                              If you save 1 people per day for 200 days, 10 people for 160 days and 100 people for 5 days.. what's the average? 6.3
                                                                                              That doesn't mean that the guys save 6.3 every day like clockwork...
                                                                                              Amazing how that moron is trying to attack me but is totally clueless himself
                                                                                              Can't get much more dunb than that.
                                                                                              But hey, what can you expect from gun nutters.

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                                                                                              • baddog
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                                                So a beach that can get up to 200 rescues in 1 day should stay open?
                                                                                                200 rescues with 100,000 swimmers is a miniscule amount. We should ban showers because of people that fall in them.

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                                                                                                • Dirty F
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by bl4h
                                                                                                  people make their own choices, not you because you may be scared they might die. people skydive and bungee jump off bridges. do you feel youre a parent of the world
                                                                                                  I guess you also think seat belts are ridiculous, right, you Rambo you.

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                                                                                                  • Dirty F
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                    200 rescues with 100,000 swimmers is a miniscule amount. We should ban showers because of people that fall in them.
                                                                                                    100.000 swinmers? You found that where exactly?

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