Ok, with that "Halo" performance energy I take back my previous comments... that was awesome! She was all headbanging and grinding and screaming.
I got wood!
That halftime show was HORRIBLE. She basically spent more time trying to get the crowd involved to prove she wasn't lip syncing than she did singing/stripping.
I rock ruff and stuff with my Afro Puffs
Handcuffed as I bust bout to tear shit up
Oh what did ya think I, didn't ever think I
Would be the one to make you blink eye, I catch you like pink-eye
Never will there ever be another like me
Um you can play the left, 'cause it ain't no right in me
Out the picture out the frame out the box I knock em all
Smack em out the park, like A Friendly Game of Baseball
Grand, slam, yes I am
Kickin up dust and I don't give a god DAMN
Her show looked like a Vegas show production-wise.
Not really much "singing" or real music being played onstage (a lot of fake horn player chicks dancing around to obvious synthesizer horn parts).
After watching it, I wasn't sure what I had seen. It definitely wasn't a musical act playing in concert.
It was a big visual spectacle and mildly entertaining. And even thought she actually did the vocals...it appeared to me that they deliberately chose pieces of songs that are real, real easy to sing.
Definitely no Celine Dion moments vocally up there.
I'm just not sure what to call what she did: It wasn't really a band playing, a singer singing, or a dancer dancing. It was like a tiny bit of each done kinda half ass with a huge production that produced a very vanilla, sweet syrupy show that left me feeling the same way I do if I read a gossip magazine or watch reality television.
I don't see how someone can get so famous prancing around in those fucked up costumes, singing crappy songs that aren't actually music. It doesn't make sense.
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