CCBill, please, PLEASE, define 'soon' - GoFuckYourself.com

The Hun · 01-30-2013, 07:20 AM

At all the tradeshows I've been talking with CCBill and their stats. Every time we spoke they promised new stats were coming soon. Now I'm trying to get stats from this year and their calendar tool let's me select a date up to December 2009... That's 3 years ago. I don't want to put any pressure on you guys, but please define 'soon'...

Roald · 01-30-2013, 07:21 AM

They will define "soon" soon for you!

The Hun · 01-30-2013, 07:30 AM

lol, I checked http://www.thefreedictionary.com/soon as well, kind of what I already expected...

Penny24Seven · 01-30-2013, 07:33 AM

soon is kinda like what is your idea of a fat girl. Some say more then 200 lbs and others say bigger them they are so soon could be 7 months or 7 days depending on how fat they think LL is

bluebook18 · 01-30-2013, 07:37 AM

in the near future

CaptainHowdy · 01-30-2013, 07:39 AM

Imminent matters take its time ...

MrDeiz · 01-30-2013, 07:45 AM

their word doesn't cost a thing
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1069468
can't find that other thread where they were promising some changes

The Ghost · 01-30-2013, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hun

At all the tradeshows I've been talking with CCBill and their stats. Every time we spoke they promised new stats were coming soon. Now I'm trying to get stats from this year and their calendar tool let's me select a date up to December 2009... That's 3 years ago. I don't want to put any pressure on you guys, but please define 'soon'...

Amen.

Have had to stop doing things all together through their admin. It's un-useable.

NaughtyRob · 01-30-2013, 11:41 AM

Very unusable. We are busy people, we don't have time to sit and wait for fucking stats.

Socks · 01-30-2013, 11:42 AM

Truth is they don't know.

seeandsee · 01-30-2013, 11:43 AM

soon will be soon

2013 · 01-30-2013, 11:44 AM

When 2013 hit it was CCBills Y2k set everything back to 2009 belive me i saw it!

Rebel D · 01-30-2013, 11:46 AM

you are all now banned from the hun

Markul · 01-30-2013, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hun

At all the tradeshows I've been talking with CCBill and their stats. Every time we spoke they promised new stats were coming soon. Now I'm trying to get stats from this year and their calendar tool let's me select a date up to December 2009... That's 3 years ago. I don't want to put any pressure on you guys, but please define 'soon'...

Their interface looks like it's still 1998... so expect something to happen in... never?

btw have you ad-guy respond to my e-mail :P that it took me a whole month to reply to him, I think it's only fair I get a reply with 6 hours

epitome · 01-30-2013, 11:51 AM

I can say with certainty that soon did not mean before January 30, 2013.

Robbie · 01-30-2013, 11:51 AM

They were going to update that about 5 years ago but it never happened.

Scott McD · 01-30-2013, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

They were going to update that about 5 years ago but it never happened.

Updates are in motion...

Robbie · 01-30-2013, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Updates are in motion...

"soon"

RyuLion · 01-30-2013, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald

They will define "soon" soon for you!

RyuLion · 01-30-2013, 12:21 PM

These definitions are better:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soon

Shoplifter · 01-30-2013, 12:33 PM

I couldn't care less about a new stats system, I would be happy if the old one worked. Even if just the simple report on their admin home page worked showing the general stats worked I would be happy.

For most of us the main line of communication we have with CCBill is their admin and the stats, and having that down for so long now is troubling.

O MARINA · 01-30-2013, 12:36 PM

Soon = in the time immediately ahead. Covering predicted or calculated events from next year until the end of the 23rd century

rowan · 01-30-2013, 04:14 PM

I've tried to look up check amounts 3 times in the past week or two. Twice it just did nothing besides report it was waiting for a response... I gave up a few minutes later.

If they'd only JUST installed the new stats system I'd cut them some slack, but c'mon ccbill, you've had literally YEARS (5? 7?) to sort out your database/UI issues.

digitalfantasies · 01-30-2013, 04:16 PM

updates pulled

CHMOD · 01-31-2013, 04:46 AM

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bean-aid · 01-31-2013, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHMOD

The setup takes around 30 minutes. You do not have to change any links on your server. You and your affiliates can still use the same CCBill link in order to send/receive traffic.

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Those charts look sexy ;)

Right on.

The Hun · 01-31-2013, 05:19 AM

Sell that to ccbill... they need it...

Nurgle · 01-31-2013, 05:28 AM

The Hun... surely after being around so long.. u know CCBILL soon = 10+ years!

arock10 · 01-31-2013, 05:39 AM

I thought these were the new stats already

pornmasta · 01-31-2013, 06:41 AM

soon = 1997

geedub · 01-31-2013, 06:57 AM

I solved my problems by using Epoch and NATS

selena · 01-31-2013, 07:14 AM

The Hun · 01-31-2013, 03:05 PM

Selena... LOLOL!!!! And not one of the fake ones where people write LOL without even chuckle... but a real "strangle look from everyone in the office 'cause they all want to know why I laughed" kind of LOL! ;-)

The Hun · 01-31-2013, 03:06 PM

Ah, as a big "thank you" (or is that f**k you) from CCBill I just for my first newletter in like ever... they are raising the delivery charge of checks 'cause USPS is charging them more...

In effect immediately (I guess they didn't dare to put 'soon' in there) ;-)

Va2k · 01-31-2013, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hun

Ah, as a big "thank you" (or is that f**k you) from CCBill I just for my first newletter in like ever... they are raising the delivery charge of checks 'cause USPS is charging them more...

In effect immediately (I guess they didn't dare to put 'soon' in there) ;-)

Yea just got that today as well.. lmao I really LOL'ed when that came.

MaDalton · 01-31-2013, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hun

Ah, as a big "thank you" (or is that f**k you) from CCBill I just for my first newletter in like ever... they are raising the delivery charge of checks 'cause USPS is charging them more...

In effect immediately (I guess they didn't dare to put 'soon' in there) ;-)

epitome · 01-31-2013, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHMOD

There is a solution to CCBill's limited admin panel: Sliiing

Here are a few screenshots:

Main page:

Sales page:

Sales details:

Stats:

Affiliates stats:

Top search keywords:

Stop getting angry every time that you are looking at your statistics !
Our server are lighting fast

Sliiing is intended for sponsors and their affiliates. If as an affiliate, you would like to have access to these stats, ask your sponsor to use Sliiing as backend affiliate software.

The setup takes around 30 minutes. You do not have to change any links on your server. You and your affiliates can still use the same CCBill link in order to send/receive traffic.

Do not hesitate to hit me up if you have any questions

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hun

Sell that to ccbill... they need it...

Indeed, CCBill should just buy it and make it the default stats package for folks. The fact that they haven't done something like this already makes me question if they really even care.

selena · 01-31-2013, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hun

Selena... LOLOL!!!! And not one of the fake ones where people write LOL without even chuckle... but a real "strangle look from everyone in the office 'cause they all want to know why I laughed" kind of LOL! ;-)

That makes me smile. I like knowing that I did something to brighten your day after all the galleries I've had listed on your site.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hun

In effect immediately (I guess they didn't dare to put 'soon' in there) ;-)

And THAT made me LOL!

The Hun · 01-31-2013, 07:01 PM

Actually, Selena, I was checking GFY on my iPhone, it doesn't show all the sigs (great!), I see now that you're affiliate manager for MetArt... I was TRYING to see some stats of exactly that program...

When are you guys switching to something else? It really, really is very, very bad...

blonda80 · 01-31-2013, 10:36 PM

they need new stats ASAP not soon

selena · 01-31-2013, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hun

Actually, Selena, I was checking GFY on my iPhone, it doesn't show all the sigs (great!), I see now that you're affiliate manager for MetArt... I was TRYING to see some stats of exactly that program...

When are you guys switching to something else? It really, really is very, very bad...

Yes, I am.

I came on board in early December, and work directly with Jill.

We have something amazing on the way....soon.

In the meantime, if I can look up anything for you, or do anything else, please let me know!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-31-2013, 10:42 PM

MOH (Music-On-Hold)...

ADG

bean-aid · 01-31-2013, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by selena

Yes, I am.

We have something amazing on the way....soon.

That made me chuckle a bit... maybe a couple seconds ;)

PornDiscounts-V · 01-31-2013, 11:18 PM

I pooped. It was cherry.

Matyko · 01-31-2013, 11:20 PM

Such a big company and they can't afford a tech upgrade worth a few grands since ages! Even if they know very well that Everyone fukking hates their interface since day 0 ...

2013 · 01-31-2013, 11:38 PM

Links Fucking Pulled..

sojproductions · 02-01-2013, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

Indeed, CCBill should just buy it and make it the default stats package for folks. The fact that they haven't done something like this already makes me question if they really even care.

Totally agree, I question the same.

Fiddler · 02-01-2013, 01:11 AM

Are stats actually not working for people? I'm in CCBill everyday it all works... well eventually, it's just a bit slow to pull up results.

epitome · 02-01-2013, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fiddler

Are stats actually not working for people? I'm in CCBill everyday it all works... well eventually, it's just a bit slow to pull up results.

It works slowly if you fire up IE.

Prefer querying the Epoch API and have the data presented how we want it.

We've built some amazing tools using the Epoch API.

2013 · 02-01-2013, 01:17 AM

ccbill aint oging to do nothin

01-30-2013, 07:20 AM	#1
The Hun Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 1,207	CCBill, please, PLEASE, define 'soon' At all the tradeshows I've been talking with CCBill and their stats. Every time we spoke they promised new stats were coming soon. Now I'm trying to get stats from this year and their calendar tool let's me select a date up to December 2009... That's 3 years ago. I don't want to put any pressure on you guys, but please define 'soon'...

01-30-2013, 07:21 AM	#2
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01-30-2013, 07:33 AM	#4
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01-30-2013, 07:39 AM	#6
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01-30-2013, 07:30 AM	#3
The Hun Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 1,207	lol, I checked http://www.thefreedictionary.com/soon as well, kind of what I already expected...

01-30-2013, 07:37 AM	#5
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01-30-2013, 11:41 AM	#9
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01-30-2013, 11:42 AM	#10
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01-30-2013, 11:43 AM	#11
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01-30-2013, 11:44 AM	#12
2013 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: lollling Posts: 4,390	When 2013 hit it was CCBills Y2k set everything back to 2009 belive me i saw it!

01-30-2013, 11:46 AM	#13
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01-30-2013, 11:51 AM	#15
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	I can say with certainty that soon did not mean before January 30, 2013.

01-30-2013, 11:51 AM	#16
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01-30-2013, 12:21 PM	#20
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01-30-2013, 12:33 PM	#21
Shoplifter Richest man in Babylon Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Posts: 10,002 Posts: 5,695	I couldn't care less about a new stats system, I would be happy if the old one worked. Even if just the simple report on their admin home page worked showing the general stats worked I would be happy. For most of us the main line of communication we have with CCBill is their admin and the stats, and having that down for so long now is troubling.

01-30-2013, 12:36 PM	#22
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01-30-2013, 04:14 PM	#23
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I've tried to look up check amounts 3 times in the past week or two. Twice it just did nothing besides report it was waiting for a response... I gave up a few minutes later. If they'd only JUST installed the new stats system I'd cut them some slack, but c'mon ccbill, you've had literally YEARS (5? 7?) to sort out your database/UI issues.

01-30-2013, 04:16 PM	#24
digitalfantasies Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Caribbean Posts: 2,691	updates pulled __________________

01-31-2013, 04:46 AM	#25
CHMOD Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,697	There is a solution to CCBill's limited admin panel: Sliiing Here are a few screenshots: Main page: Sales page: Sales details: Stats: Affiliates stats: Top search keywords: Stop getting angry every time that you are looking at your statistics ! Our server are lighting fast Sliiing is intended for sponsors and their affiliates. If as an affiliate, you would like to have access to these stats, ask your sponsor to use Sliiing as backend affiliate software. The setup takes around 30 minutes. You do not have to change any links on your server. You and your affiliates can still use the same CCBill link in order to send/receive traffic. Do not hesitate to hit me up if you have any questions __________________ Sell our Silicone Dolls and make big money! Our website: https://www.sexdolls-shop.com/ Signup: http://www.sexdollscash.com/sliiing/registration.php Contact: [email protected]

01-31-2013, 05:19 AM	#27
The Hun Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 1,207	Sell that to ccbill... they need it...

01-31-2013, 05:28 AM	#28
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01-31-2013, 05:39 AM	#29
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01-31-2013, 06:41 AM	#30
pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 19,048	soon = 1997

01-31-2013, 06:57 AM	#31
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01-31-2013, 07:14 AM	#32
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01-31-2013, 03:05 PM	#33
The Hun Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 1,207	Selena... LOLOL!!!! And not one of the fake ones where people write LOL without even chuckle... but a real "strangle look from everyone in the office 'cause they all want to know why I laughed" kind of LOL! ;-)

01-31-2013, 03:06 PM	#34
The Hun Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 1,207	Ah, as a big "thank you" (or is that f**k you) from CCBill I just for my first newletter in like ever... they are raising the delivery charge of checks 'cause USPS is charging them more... In effect immediately (I guess they didn't dare to put 'soon' in there) ;-)

01-31-2013, 07:01 PM	#39
The Hun Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 1,207	Actually, Selena, I was checking GFY on my iPhone, it doesn't show all the sigs (great!), I see now that you're affiliate manager for MetArt... I was TRYING to see some stats of exactly that program... When are you guys switching to something else? It really, really is very, very bad...

01-31-2013, 10:36 PM	#40
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01-31-2013, 10:42 PM	#42
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01-31-2013, 11:18 PM	#44
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01-31-2013, 11:20 PM	#45
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01-31-2013, 11:38 PM	#46
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02-01-2013, 01:11 AM	#48
Fiddler Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 835	Are stats actually not working for people? I'm in CCBill everyday it all works... well eventually, it's just a bit slow to pull up results.