Lost my wallet - Grrrr

I found a wallet this morning , 2 bills in it (dollar bills)

where you lose it? I lost mine in a cab one time. The guy that took it was shot dead through his door and my wallet was under his mattress. so i had to be cleared of his homicide before i got it back like 15 mins. what a asshole

great info maybe somebody on gfy found it

hey i found it in my anal shit but the donkey eat it search the donkey!

Fuck off - I am venting.....

Its too late to call people and vent so I come here.

HAHA that was fucking great, I like the question "where did you lose it" also haha oh yeah I left it up my ass. Thanks for asking

in el segundo?

+1 for that, homie!

I keep my license and a debit card in my flip up iphone case. Nice not having a wallet anymore.

Have you tried looking for your wallet up baddogs ass?

I've never lost my wallet.

One guy tried to take it from me once. It was like 3am at a hotel vending machine in a crappy part of town in Raleigh, NC, when some guy came up behind me and stuck a gun in my back and said "give me your wallet". I was in the Marines at the time and I'm thinking to myself "I'm gonna fuck this guy up". I spun around.... And woke up five minutes later without my wallet.

Opps.

i saw this video somewere

Coincidentally, I just got this email from a buddy earlier:

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A DIRE WARNING TO ALL!

This is one to really watch out for.

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot or Costco. This one caught me totally by surprise. In November I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works; Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Dec. 4th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 20th, and the 29th. Also Jan 4th, 8th, 17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

By the way, the Dollar Store has wallets for $.99.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

You have my sympathy. I hate losing a wallet.

I have lost mine twice. Once I had to go through the pain of canceling cards and getting replacements. The other time I got lucky. I was on a road trip and dropped it in a rest area bathroom about 200 miles from my house. A couple of days later it showed up in the mail with a note. Some guy found it and mailed it to me. He didn't even take the cash that was in it.

I lost a cellphone and the guy who found it called my home number, left a message and I was able to get it back. I offered to buy the guy lunch as a thanks...he even turned that down, saying he'd lost his before and was just 'paying it forward'.

Happened to me once, after that I never used a wallet again.