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  • Harmon
    ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
    • Mar 2004
    • 20012
    #1

    Would you eat Judge Judy's cunt everyday for $500,000 per year...

    It would basically entail you showing up to her home early morning, prior to her denture brushing... prior to any sort of bathing... basically she sits in her judge's robe all day taping and her twat stews like 9 day old, unrefrigerated, sweaty meat.

    Would you show up with your Red Lobster bib on for a 15 minute, raisin wrinkled clit, labia sucking, fisting her g spot marathon?

    2 weeks of vacation per year... but on those 14 days you have to jack your shit on Skype while Judy drills her meat flaps with the business end of a decommissioned, Vietnam era flame thrower... while wearing the pack on her back.... nude.
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    • geedub
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2005
      • 3489
      #2
      no. fucking. way.
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        • EddyTheDog
          Just Doing My Own Thing
          • Jan 2011
          • 25434
          #3
          Can I outsource?

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            • Harmon
              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
              • Mar 2004
              • 20012
              #4
              Originally posted by EddyTheDog
              Can I outsource?
              As a self professed "dog, you should know better than to ask a question as such.
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                • just a punk
                  So fuckin' bored
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 32385
                  #5
                  Obey the Cowgod

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                    • AllAboutCams
                      Femcams.com
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 12234
                      #6
                      Hell yes as long as it does not smell
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                        • Sam - Mr. Skin
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 1688
                          #7
                          Keep the money, Ill do it for fun

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                            • Barry-xlovecam
                              It's 42
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 18083
                              #8
                              Do I get a blindfold?

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                                • Scott McD
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 67792
                                  #9
                                  Does she get a blindfold ?


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                                    • fuzebox
                                      making it rain
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 22363
                                      #10
                                      Honestly most people's jobs are worse than that and pay much less.

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                                        • Harmon
                                          ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 20012
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Scott McD
                                          Does she get a blindfold ?
                                          [email protected]

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                                            • tokmansta
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2013
                                              • 566
                                              #12
                                              I would do it for 11 years and 16 days

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                                                • JFK
                                                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 67369
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by AllAboutCams
                                                  Hell yes as long as it does not smell
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                                                  her twat stews like 9 day old, unrefrigerated, sweaty meat.

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                                                    • nexcom28
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                      • 3716
                                                      #14
                                                      I'd fucking eat judge Judy for that.

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                                                        • Jim_Gunn
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 5702
                                                          #15
                                                          There really ought to be some punishment from the mods for posting such a nonsense thread like this. It's not even clever.

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                                                            • baddog
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 107089
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                                              There really ought to be some punishment from the mods for posting such a nonsense thread like this. It's not even clever.
                                                              Something more than your reprimand?

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                                                                • ErectMedia
                                                                  Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 7100
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I'd try day #1 and see how it wen't. If bad I'd call in sick for day #2.

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                                                                    • beerptrol
                                                                      Confirmed Asshole
                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 12722
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Not even for a Klondike bar

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                                                                        • L-Pink
                                                                          working on my tan
                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                          • 39151
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I'd do it for half that if I get to wander down to that hemorrhoid infested swamp hole and savor those left over Charmin bits.

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                                                                            • billbailey
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2012
                                                                              • 225
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I can't afford to spend $500,000 a year on that kind of thing, but if I could I would.

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                                                                                • CheeseFrog
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 1724
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by billbailey
                                                                                  I can't afford to spend $500,000 a year on that kind of thing, but if I could I would.
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                                                                                    • Creatine
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2013
                                                                                      • 1060
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Yes I would. My family would be set for life after a year. Fuck after a month they'd be set.

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                                                                                        • dyna mo
                                                                                          just a fucking jerk
                                                                                          • Dec 2008
                                                                                          • 68184
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                          Something more than your reprimand?


                                                                                          i chortled.

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                                                                                            • potter
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 6559
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Creatine
                                                                                              Yes I would. My family would be set for life after a year. Fuck after a month they'd be set.
                                                                                              Your family would be set for life with $41,000?

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                                                                                                • brassmonkey
                                                                                                  Pay It Forward
                                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                                  • 77390
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  blindfold
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                                                                                                  jar of peanut butter
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                                                                                                    • ErectMedia
                                                                                                      Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                      • 7100
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                      I'd do it for half that if I get to wander down to that hemorrhoid infested swamp hole and savor those left over Charmin bits.
                                                                                                      TMI

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                                                                                                        • dillfly2000
                                                                                                          hey
                                                                                                          • Mar 2012
                                                                                                          • 2209
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Says no

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                                                                                                            • LAJ
                                                                                                              Gingerific
                                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                                              • 5567
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              So basically, only 15 minutes per day of doing something very unpleasant for nearly $100 / minute ($6000 per hour!) and I don't need to alter anything else I do in life except now with the added therapist sessions and a year's supply of pepto bismal?

                                                                                                              1. Can I be done with it after a year?

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                                                                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                  • 40077
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  That reads like it was typed one-handed.

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                                                                                                                    • wehateporn
                                                                                                                      Promoting Debate on GFY
                                                                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                      • 27176
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      She's 17 years younger than Hefner

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                                                                                                                        • Harmon
                                                                                                                          ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                          • 20012
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                          That reads like it was typed one-handed.
                                                                                                                          It was
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