What is the best way to escape from a basement/dungeon?

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  • C.Carnato
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2012
    • 151

    #1

    What is the best way to escape from a basement/dungeon?

    Assuming you have no key to the locked door and are wearing a ball gag.
  • O MARINA
    I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
    • Mar 2003
    • 13796

    #2
    There is no escape.
    Everyone on GFY lives in mamas basement and earns > 1 million.

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    • DamianJ
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2006
      • 15808

      #3
      Call the GFY Friendship club, they will come and get you out.

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      • Mr Pheer
        So Fucking Banned
        • Dec 2002
        • 22083

        #4
        Post on GFY and ask someone to come let you out.

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        • J. Falcon
          www.AdultCopywriters.com
          • May 2006
          • 31645

          #5
          Find a way to kill your captor.
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          • wehateporn
            Promoting Debate on GFY
            • Apr 2007
            • 27176

            #6
            Is there a table?

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            • bronco67
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2006
              • 29032

              #7
              If you can't give yourself a blowjob, you'll need to escape. Fire about twenty RPG rounds at the wall, digging a nice tunnel to the back yard. Sweet freedom. If you forgot your RPG, then prop your legs up on something and try harder to reach that dick. The neck muscles can be stretched over time and once you can touch your tongue to the purple helmet, you know its only a matter of time.
              Last edited by bronco67; 01-28-2013, 06:24 AM.

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              • Barefootsies
                Choice is an Illusion
                • Feb 2005
                • 42635

                #8
                Originally posted by C.Carnato
                What is the best way to escape from a basement/dungeon?
                In your case...., you could call your mother down from upstairs.

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                • The Ghost
                  IslandDollars.com
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 12188

                  #9
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                  • sperbonzo
                    I'd rather be on my boat.
                    • May 2003
                    • 9750

                    #10
                    Originally posted by wehateporn
                    Is there a table?

                    ...and a saw?





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                    • Rochard
                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 75733

                      #11
                      Originally posted by The Ghost
                      That's pretty much what I was thinking.
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                      • bronco67
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 29032

                        #12
                        Originally posted by The Ghost
                        You know the brilliance of that scene? EVERYONE would choose the Katana.

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                        • CaptainHowdy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94741

                          #13

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                          • spazlabz
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 6548

                            #14
                            first what you will need is a stick of gum, some old clothes, laundry detergent and a drain cap (that circle thing with holes in it)

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                            • Harmon
                              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 20012

                              #15
                              Originally posted by bronco67
                              You know the brilliance of that scene? EVERYONE would choose the Katana.
                              I beg to differ. I would have chose the steering wheel and drove his face into the barometer. It makes for better conversation.
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                              • John-ACWM
                                Work Work Work
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 20060

                                #16
                                Originally posted by The Ghost
                                Tarantino style!

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                                • C.Carnato
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2012
                                  • 151

                                  #17
                                  Thanks everyone, it all worked out fine.

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                                  • wehateporn
                                    Promoting Debate on GFY
                                    • Apr 2007
                                    • 27176

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                    ...and a saw?





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                                    • bronco67
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2006
                                      • 29032

                                      #19
                                      Never mind my suggestion about passing the time by sucking yourself off. I didn't see that you had a ball gag in your mouth.

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                                      • BruceM
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 4084

                                        #20
                                        Next time, just ask D.Darnato
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                                        • Major (Tom)
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 32492

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by BruceM
                                          Next time, just ask D.Darnato
                                          LMAO!
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