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  • Struggle4Bucks
    Sieg Hi!
    • May 2011
    • 3615

    #1

    Any Dutch guy's here...

    that managed to build up a good walking business despite the fact that english is not their first language?
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  • kyro
    So Fucking Banned
    • Dec 2004
    • 783

    #2
    WTF you talking about faggot ?

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    • Struggle4Bucks
      Sieg Hi!
      • May 2011
      • 3615

      #3
      Originally posted by kyro
      WTF you talking about faggot ?
      If you're not dutch you dont understand the joke... if you're dutch and didn't understand the joke you're a dutch faggot allready retarded from syfilis... but you are a retarded cocksucking faggot anyway!
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      • kyro
        So Fucking Banned
        • Dec 2004
        • 783

        #4
        Originally posted by Struggle4Bucks
        If you're not dutch you dont understand the joke... if you're dutch and didn't understand the joke you're a dutch faggot allready retarded from syfilis... but you are a retarded cocksucking faggot anyway!
        so you saying you are a faggot then

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        • Struggle4Bucks
          Sieg Hi!
          • May 2011
          • 3615

          #5
          For you there is only one way to find out if i'm a faggot: turn around, bend over and drop your pantyhose...

          ....if it feels warm and like 36mm then it's my hard one sticking in your ass and you could say that i'm some kind of a faggot...

          ...if it feels cold and like 9mm and you hear "click" then you know defenitely that i'm not a faggot...
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          • CyberHustler
            Masterbaiter
            • Feb 2006
            • 28736

            #6
            In my hood (and many others) a "dutch guy" or "dutch boy" is an insult towards the person who always gets sent to the store for things like dutch masters, phillies, rolling papers, beer, etc.
            “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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            • Struggle4Bucks
              Sieg Hi!
              • May 2011
              • 3615

              #7
              Originally posted by CyberHustler
              In my hood (and many others) a "dutch guy" or "dutch boy" is an insult towards the person who always gets sent to the store for things like dutch masters, phillies, rolling papers, beer, etc.
              oh ok...

              In my hood the "dutch guys" are the persons that organize their billion euro business... from growing it to packing it to distributing it all over the world. And then "de loopjongetjes" selling it on the streets...

              What is it with all the Dutch "things"... like dutch oven, and dutch bill... are there really idiots out there thinking we fart in bed with a girl? or we let them pay their part of the bill?
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              • Struggle4Bucks
                Sieg Hi!
                • May 2011
                • 3615

                #8
                ... but... "dutch guy" could also just mean a guy from holland:-)
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                • mineistaken
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                  • Apr 2007
                  • 29656

                  #9
                  Waiting for dirty frank or roald to confirm this joke

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                  • Supz
                    Arthur Flegenheimer
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 11057

                    #10
                    I use phillies myself. dutchies are rough on the lungs.

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                    • Roald
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                      • May 2001
                      • 27910

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mineistaken
                      Waiting for dirty frank or roald to confirm this joke
                      Its hardly a joke


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                      • xXXtesy10
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                        • Jul 2012
                        • 7127

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Struggle4Bucks
                        that managed to build up a good walking business despite the fact that english is not their first language?
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                        • Godsmack
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                          • Apr 2004
                          • 4525

                          #13
                          I guess i am a faggot then
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                          • DWB
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 31779

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Struggle4Bucks
                            that managed to build up a good walking business despite the fact that english is not their first language?

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                            • Struggle4Bucks
                              Sieg Hi!
                              • May 2011
                              • 3615

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DWB
                              Half troll half amazing!

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                              • Mike Dutch
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                                • Aug 2003
                                • 5607

                                #16
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                                • Struggle4Bucks
                                  Sieg Hi!
                                  • May 2011
                                  • 3615

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Roald
                                  Its hardly a joke
                                  I heard some dutch guy stutter in english talking about his "good walking business"...
                                  I pissed my pants and thought it was hilarious...
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                                  • Frank21
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2009
                                    • 733

                                    #18
                                    At least we can all speak at least 3 languages as "Dutch guys", instead of expecting the whole world to speak the superiour dutch language.

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                                    • Struggle4Bucks
                                      Sieg Hi!
                                      • May 2011
                                      • 3615

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Godsmack
                                      I guess i am a faggot then
                                      Allright allright allright... let me try to heal your homosexuality and your case of syfilis...

                                      Some guy trying to say in english: "ik heb een goedlopende zaak...". Now what he does is translate the words one on one... but sometimes you can't just translate the words one on one... He should have said: I have a successful business... instead he translated into a "good walking business" which sounds hilarious.

                                      Now picture a dutch guy saying in broken english to a English guy: "I have a good walking business" and the English guy's face like: uhhh a what? you sell shoes?
                                      Half troll half amazing!

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                                      • Marie
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2003
                                        • 3024

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Struggle4Bucks
                                        Allright allright allright... let me try to heal your homosexuality and your case of syfilis...

                                        Some guy trying to say in english: "ik heb een goedlopende zaak...". Now what he does is translate the words one on one... but sometimes you can't just translate the words one on one... He should have said: I have a successful business... instead he translated into a "good walking business" which sounds hilarious.

                                        Now picture a dutch guy saying in broken english to a English guy: "I have a good walking business" and the English guy's face like: uhhh a what? you sell shoes?
                                        Thanks for explaining that joke for all of us that didn't find it funny anyway. It's always good to explain jokes. Always.
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                                        • Presnus
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2011
                                          • 1087

                                          #21
                                          Belgian here!

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                                          • Struggle4Bucks
                                            Sieg Hi!
                                            • May 2011
                                            • 3615

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Marie
                                            Thanks for explaining that joke for all of us that didn't find it funny anyway. It's always good to explain jokes. Always.
                                            You should check out a doctor... you might have a tumor in your humor!
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                                            • mule
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 6085

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Marie
                                              Thanks for explaining that joke for all of us that didn't find it funny anyway. It's always good to explain jokes. Always.

                                              Hi Marie, long time no see
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                                              • mineistaken
                                                See signature :)
                                                • Apr 2007
                                                • 29656

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Struggle4Bucks
                                                Allright allright allright... let me try to heal your homosexuality and your case of syfilis...

                                                Some guy trying to say in english: "ik heb een goedlopende zaak...". Now what he does is translate the words one on one... but sometimes you can't just translate the words one on one... He should have said: I have a successful business... instead he translated into a "good walking business" which sounds hilarious.

                                                Now picture a dutch guy saying in broken english to a English guy: "I have a good walking business" and the English guy's face like: uhhh a what? you sell shoes?
                                                Got it. In some languages it could be said "good standing business"

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                                                • Pornopat
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                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 10598

                                                  #25
                                                  Sorry man...on behalve of all the dutchies on this board sofar...
                                                  Thumbs down on the joke.
                                                  That joke did not walk so nice.
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                                                  • Struggle4Bucks
                                                    Sieg Hi!
                                                    • May 2011
                                                    • 3615

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                    Sorry man...on behalve of all the dutchies on this board sofar...
                                                    Thumbs down on the joke.
                                                    That joke did not walk so nice.
                                                    It was not a joke it was something that happend and i found it highly humoristic when it happend. Indeed it didn't "walk" so nice
                                                    Half troll half amazing!

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                                                    • nvaonline
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                      • 183

                                                      #27
                                                      you better run out of here
                                                      Nothing here.

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                                                      • Struggle4Bucks
                                                        Sieg Hi!
                                                        • May 2011
                                                        • 3615

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by nvaonline
                                                        you better run out of here
                                                        Oh no... why should I?

                                                        I think it's funny... The thing that makes it not funny is the fact that people didn't get it... and then starting to piss vinegar because they didn't get it. Is it my fault that people didn't get it? If you don't think it's a funny situation, then you normally just move on... when you want to let someone know in a certain way that something is not funny, then you're pissing vinegar because something stepped on your toe...

                                                        Maybe the dutch should start a breedingprogram to increase the general level of IQ.
                                                        After let's say a thousand years living closely together... who can assure us that we are not all fucking with our nephews and nieces...
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                                                        • Mike Dutch
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                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 5607

                                                          #29
                                                          what joke , was it edited?

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                                                          • mineistaken
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                                                            • Apr 2007
                                                            • 29656

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Mike Dutch
                                                            what joke , was it edited?
                                                            post 19.

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