Yo Swirlscunt, who are you gonna blame for this?

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  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #1

    Yo Swirlscunt, who are you gonna blame for this?

    Can we expect another CCbill conspiracy thread soon?

    Your shit is broken:
    http://saraswirls.com/updates.html
    There is always something broken on your site.
  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #2
    Look at this shit:
    http://www.saraswirls.com/galleries/ss89-2008.html

    Listen, do this: Pay someone who knows his shit to go over your site and fix everything. It's one big clusterfuck.
    Now i understand this can happen but apparently your site has been around for a long time already. It still looks like it's made by a retarded 12 year old 3 days ago.
    If you fix your shit you can stop blaming everyone for your lack of signups. Yes, it really is this simple.

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    • Dirty F
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2001
      • 59204

      #3
      If you wouldn't be such a psycho bitch and would not have blamed innocent parties for your own fuck ups all the time i would've helped you. But now, nah, fuck you.

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      • candyflip
        Carpe Visio
        • Jul 2002
        • 43069

        #4
        Doesn't she already pay someone to do that?

        Spend you some brain.
        Email Me

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        • Dirty F
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2001
          • 59204

          #5
          Originally posted by candyflip
          Doesn't she already pay someone to do that?
          Then what is she paying for exactly?
          Nothing on that site works. Plus it's slow as fuck. Maybe the images are huge or the server is slow. Not sure, didn't check.
          I'm pretty sure i could find 10 reasons within 2 minutes why people won't sign up.
          I think most people can.

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          • CyberHustler
            Masterbaiter
            • Feb 2006
            • 28736

            #6
            “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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            • BIGTYMER
              Junior Achiever
              • Nov 2004
              • 17066

              #7
              Sites a total mess.

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              • ottopottomouse
                She is ugly, bad luck.
                • Jan 2010
                • 13177

                #8
                Originally posted by Dirty F
                You mean you haven't heard of the Distorted Thumbs Throttled To 100KB/s niche?
                ↑ see post ↑
                13101

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                • SKUP
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 400

                  #9
                  So what is the use of her being around?

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                  • Sly
                    Let's do some business!
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 31376

                    #10
                    Join form submissions are up 200%.
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                    • FingerPrinter
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jun 2012
                      • 269

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sly
                      Join form submissions are up 200%.

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                      • Dirty F
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 59204

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Sly
                        Join form submissions are up 200%.
                        Haha that was so weird.

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                        • bean-aid
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jun 2011
                          • 16493

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Dirty F
                          Can we expect another CCbill conspiracy thread soon?

                          Your shit is broken:
                          http://saraswirls.com/updates.html
                          There is always something broken on your site.
                          You know the entire site just got replaced with new script and everything. You are finding these broken links from the old affiliate page URL which we added back so existing affiliates could still access the gallery URL's etc.

                          There are 1000's of old pages that no longer exist. It is what happens when you completely change a site. We have to 404 those pages.

                          What are you talking about thumbs? Looks fine to me ;)

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                          • FingerPrinter
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jun 2012
                            • 269

                            #14

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                            • gfyworldnews
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 176

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Sly
                              Join form submissions are up 200%.
                              Imagine what they would be with the join button above the fold.

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                              • TheSquealer
                                Mayor of Thneedville
                                • Oct 2004
                                • 26174

                                #16
                                Originally posted by beaner
                                It is what happens when you completely change a site. We have to 404 those pages.
                                You mean pages can't be redirected? Instead, users being sent to a broken page on a live tour was the best solution you could come up with? And you did this a 1000+ times by your own admission?

                                Uhm... ok.

                                Good job?

                                Bye bye search traffic, genius.
                                Last edited by TheSquealer; 01-12-2013, 11:13 AM.
                                .
                                Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

                                Rochard

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                                • bean-aid
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jun 2011
                                  • 16493

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TheSquealer
                                  You mean pages can't be redirected? Instead, users being sent to a broken page on a live tour was the best solution you could come up with? And you did this a 1000+ times by your own admission?

                                  Uhm... ok.

                                  Good job?

                                  Bye bye search traffic, genius.
                                  ummm... who 301 redirects 1000 pages?

                                  I think there are 30 or so 301 redirects on the pages I wanted to..

                                  I'm out of this thread, lol. It has been a couple weeks now, maybe 3, traffic is up 50% from before Christmas.

                                  I think some of you should actually look at this site, see what happened, and likely replicate it. I'm not going to explain what happened and why it is of huge importance to the success of this site.

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