best 'tweet' so far today:

[Grapesoda]

"I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister."

[Harmon]

Tweeter is stupid

[Grapesoda]

Tweeter is stupid

note to self: don't do any business with this guy

[seeandsee]

"I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister."

good one, too bad i can't translate joke to local language

[BIGTYMER]

Good one but so old.

[SilentKnight]

As seen on a bumper sticker in a bingo parking lot in 1982.

[candyflip]

Isn't that a line for a NOFX song?

[Grapesoda]

As seen on a bumper sticker in a bingo parking lot in 1982.

best bumper sticker I've seen is "of course I'm drunk, I'm no stunt driver"

[JamesM]

good one, old one.

[Harmon]

Yeah Twitter, all it is is a place to put witty one liners online, instead of on a tee shirt or bumper stick (as somebody mentioned above).

Twitter is retarded.

[Dirty F]

I refuse to use twitter.

[WalkerTR]

Tweeter might be stupid, but it is good for business.

[SilentKnight]

best bumper sticker I've seen is "of course I'm drunk, I'm no stunt driver"

My favorite was, "yes, I'm a photographer. No, I won't photograph your fucking wedding."

[Grapesoda]

My favorite was, "yes, I'm a photographer. No, I won't photograph your fucking wedding."

I would shoot a wedding for money though... AND I have lots of experience shooting honeymoons

[John-ACWM]

LOL damn funny!

[Double trouble]

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