Forget 'Yo Mamma' Jokes... I'm so poor...

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38938

    #1

    Forget 'Yo Mamma' Jokes... I'm so poor...

    I'm so poor...


    I cant afford a pair of pants to crap in....



    You?


    👁️ 👍️ 💩
  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94725

    #2

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    • Harmon
      ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
      • Mar 2004
      • 20012

      #3
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      • Markul
        Likes Pie
        • Dec 2007
        • 12403

        #4
        Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
        But.... I pulled out...

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        • BIGTYMER
          Junior Achiever
          • Nov 2004
          • 17066

          #5
          Yo Mama's so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

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          • The Porn Nerd
            Living The Dream
            • Jun 2009
            • 19784

            #6
            I'm so poor I can't even pay attention...to this thread.

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            • 2013
              So Fucking Banned
              • Dec 2012
              • 4390

              #7
              i can't afford to sign up to any new programs

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              • BIGTYMER
                Junior Achiever
                • Nov 2004
                • 17066

                #8
                Originally posted by 2013
                i can't afford to sign up to any new programs
                You could of just had Theo/Eric change your name.

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                • xNetworx
                  So Fucking What
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 14445

                  #9
                  You are so poor, you can't afford toilet paper.

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                  • Turf
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 1865

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                    Yo Mama's so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

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                    • SEXTANT
                      T-SHIRTS, HOODIES IN SIG
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 4950

                      #11
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                      • kyro
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 783

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                        I'm so poor...


                        I cant afford a pair of pants to crap in....



                        You?
                        i cunt afford yo mamma

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                        • SilentKnight
                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 24818

                          #13
                          You're so poor...if your father didn't cut holes in your pockets at Christmas, you wouldn't have anything to play with.

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