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ilnjscb · 01-10-2013, 08:41 AM

Mainstream, legit, no face tats, no prison record, etc I know, then why am I posting it here yada yada also why on this forum yada yada, just answer if you're qualified or know someone

Build the company's digital web presence, evangelize, ad traffic, Coremetrics, Omniture, Google Analytics, etc?, ad serving, audience development, analytics, projection models, vendor and customer support.

Onsite mostly, full time, no mention of "our business", high 5 figures, Thanks.

wehateporn · 01-22-2013, 09:36 AM

Is JohnnyClip in NYC?

The Porn Nerd · 01-22-2013, 11:36 AM

So basically he's got to build your business, run it, monetize it, get people/traffic to it....all for under 100k a year? In NY-fucking-C?

Good luck in your search.

CyberHustler · 01-22-2013, 12:04 PM

Got contact info?

ilnjscb · 02-09-2013, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

So basically he's got to build your business, run it, monetize it, get people/traffic to it....all for under 100k a year? In NY-fucking-C?

Good luck in your search.

Ouch! Wow I just checked this thread - duuuuuude! I admire what you've done so this double hurts - this was a mainstream position in a company I don't own with 20 employees and a solid revenue stream. And that salary is what good juniors go for my friend. I just wanted to help them out so I said, "Let me post this on GFY and I might get someone, and I certainly won't get kicked in the jewels just for posting, haha!" Mister P, I pity the fool who underpays for webmastering around you!

Anyway, I have always wanted to ask your advice, now I suppose I can't since I've revealed myself as a heartless, underpaying, skinflint scrooge.

The Porn Nerd · 02-09-2013, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Ouch! Wow I just checked this thread - duuuuuude! I admire what you've done so this double hurts - this was a mainstream position in a company I don't own with 20 employees and a solid revenue stream. And that salary is what good juniors go for my friend. I just wanted to help them out so I said, "Let me post this on GFY and I might get someone, and I certainly won't get kicked in the jewels just for posting, haha!" Mister P, I pity the fool who underpays for webmastering around you!

Anyway, I have always wanted to ask your advice, now I suppose I can't since I've revealed myself as a heartless, underpaying, skinflint scrooge.

LOL No offense meant man, I probably didn't have my coffee that day.

Mainstream is indeed a totally differant animal. In adult, people posting job info usually want the moon for little to no compensation. Maybe that comes with the Internet teritory....Plus, I own and run my own business so I have no idea what it's like to have a "real job". LOL! So I do apologize if I offended. Hope your search for your friend proves successful.

(And you can always ask me anything, either on here or by email or ICQ. TONS of people have helped me throughout the years so any advice or knowledge I can pass along is always okay with me.)

Fucking blizzard here in NYC means no pizza deliveries til Sunday. Grrrr! :D

ilnjscb · 02-10-2013, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

LOL No offense meant man, I probably didn't have my coffee that day.

Mainstream is indeed a totally differant animal. In adult, people posting job info usually want the moon for little to no compensation. Maybe that comes with the Internet teritory....Plus, I own and run my own business so I have no idea what it's like to have a "real job". LOL! So I do apologize if I offended. Hope your search for your friend proves successful.

(And you can always ask me anything, either on here or by email or ICQ. TONS of people have helped me throughout the years so any advice or knowledge I can pass along is always okay with me.)

Fucking blizzard here in NYC means no pizza deliveries til Sunday. Grrrr! :D

Thanks! That proves that whoever owns Ray's Pizza now, he is not original, and he has none of the fortitude that made the Original Ray so good. Original Ray would have laughed in the face of 12 inches of snow.

I will take you up on the advice thing and I appreciate it

bl4h · 02-10-2013, 08:59 AM

thats like asking lady gaga to sing at your daughters birthday party for $50

ilnjscb · 02-10-2013, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by bl4h

thats like asking lady gaga to sing at your daughters birthday party for $50

Thats like asking Chuck Norris to give you his collection of self caught killer whales for $5

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-10-2013, 12:38 PM

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