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OzKaNoz · 02-19-2003, 11:18 AM

Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and
off-white.

8. Crying can be fun.

7. FAT CLOTHES.

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

5. Why discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered
a peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to
impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN!

Oz

Undutchable · 02-19-2003, 11:19 AM

So true

traffictrader · 02-19-2003, 11:38 AM

I would think the number 1 thing would be the clitoris =)

but, i guess we all want to believe we understand it.

don't believe the lie!

Kanoealoha · 02-19-2003, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzKaNoz

5. Why discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered
a peak life experience.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN!

Oz

I wouldn't know if a dress was designer or not...I just want it to fit.

And I don't understand my own gender half the time...actually make that 80% of the time...

eden69 · 02-19-2003, 11:46 AM

hrm, I personally disagree, here is my opinion

Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
I'd be happy with one or two, as long as one of the pairs stayed together enough for me to walk around etc

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and
off-white.
I don't care

8. Crying can be fun.
I rarely cry, and if I do I don't like to.

7. FAT CLOTHES.
I wear what I like, I don't know what fat clothes are unless you are shopping at store for large people

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
I make it a point never to drink diet drinks (they taste like shit and who knows what kind of radioactive suits the people making whatever sugar substitute have), I hate salads, accept spinach types. I don't care what makes a balanced lunch, I only care if it tastes good.

5. Why discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered
a peak life experience.
I don't shop for clothes in stores.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
I don't weigh myself, unless a doctor forces me too- and I try to stay away from them as much as possible anyway lol.

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to
impossible.
I do my own hair. There are great guys everywhere.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
I try to keep my phone conversations less than a minute.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN!
I can't understand other women

yes, I'm female!

Juicy D. Links · 02-19-2003, 11:50 AM

The only thing they should understand is the proper techniques of giving a good blowjob which includes graciously begging me for a facial blast when my swimmers are ready to EXPLODE!!!!!

smproduction · 02-19-2003, 11:56 AM

"....
not point 1
not point 2
not point 3
not point 4
....

yes, I'm female!"

eden69, no offense, but are you sure you are?

OzKaNoz · 02-19-2003, 12:49 PM

LOL eden69

Oz

Libertine · 02-19-2003, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eden69
hrm, I personally disagree, here is my opinion

Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
I'd be happy with one or two, as long as one of the pairs stayed together enough for me to walk around etc

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and
off-white.
I don't care

8. Crying can be fun.
I rarely cry, and if I do I don't like to.

7. FAT CLOTHES.
I wear what I like, I don't know what fat clothes are unless you are shopping at store for large people

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
I make it a point never to drink diet drinks (they taste like shit and who knows what kind of radioactive suits the people making whatever sugar substitute have), I hate salads, accept spinach types. I don't care what makes a balanced lunch, I only care if it tastes good.

5. Why discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered
a peak life experience.
I don't shop for clothes in stores.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
I don't weigh myself, unless a doctor forces me too- and I try to stay away from them as much as possible anyway lol.

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to
impossible.
I do my own hair. There are great guys everywhere.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
I try to keep my phone conversations less than a minute.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN!
I can't understand other women

yes, I'm female!

Will you marry me?

Cheshire · 02-19-2003, 01:07 PM

It would take a woman to argue a joke point for point.

Kimmykim · 02-19-2003, 01:09 PM

I don't get it... how can someone have only 5 pairs of black shoes?????

Butrflied · 02-19-2003, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
It would take a woman to argue a joke point for point.

perfect response

ronin · 02-19-2003, 01:12 PM

asuna · 02-19-2003, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
It would take a woman to argue a joke point for point.

Cheshire
For G*d's Sake ~ Click Me

I thought it said Lick me

tara · 02-19-2003, 01:26 PM

I like #6! LOL That was my lunch today ! haha

dasexi1 · 02-19-2003, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
I don't get it... how can someone have only 5 pairs of black shoes?????

I was wondering the same thing, I have at least 30 or more

eden69 · 02-19-2003, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Will you marry me?

Already taken

smproduction · 02-19-2003, 01:33 PM

"quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by Kimmykim
I don't get it... how can someone have only 5 pairs of black shoes?????
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I was wondering the same thing, I have at least 30 or more"

oh girls...you are really crazy....I think that is the reason we love you

eden69 · 02-19-2003, 01:39 PM

Quote:

I don't get it... how can someone have only 5 pairs of black shoes?????

Speaking of black shoes, I wouldn't mind having a few variations of these though:

Quote:

eden69, no offense, but are you sure you are?

well, no offense (none taken), but are you sure of your gender?

smproduction · 02-19-2003, 01:43 PM

"well, no offense (none taken), but are you sure of your gender? "

lol.....I'm always ready to prove it

02-19-2003, 11:18 AM	#1
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	Top Ten Things Only Women Understand Top Ten Things Only Women Understand 10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white. 8. Crying can be fun. 7. FAT CLOTHES. 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. 5. Why discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience. 4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. 3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible. 2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes. AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND: 1. OTHER WOMEN! Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

02-19-2003, 11:38 AM	#3
traffictrader Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: ICQ# 93507395 Posts: 1,331	I would think the number 1 thing would be the clitoris =) but, i guess we all want to believe we understand it. don't believe the lie! __________________

02-19-2003, 11:46 AM	#5
eden69 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: MN Posts: 114	hrm, I personally disagree, here is my opinion Top Ten Things Only Women Understand 10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. I'd be happy with one or two, as long as one of the pairs stayed together enough for me to walk around etc 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white. I don't care 8. Crying can be fun. I rarely cry, and if I do I don't like to. 7. FAT CLOTHES. I wear what I like, I don't know what fat clothes are unless you are shopping at store for large people 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. I make it a point never to drink diet drinks (they taste like shit and who knows what kind of radioactive suits the people making whatever sugar substitute have), I hate salads, accept spinach types. I don't care what makes a balanced lunch, I only care if it tastes good. 5. Why discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience. I don't shop for clothes in stores. 4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. I don't weigh myself, unless a doctor forces me too- and I try to stay away from them as much as possible anyway lol. 3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible. I do my own hair. There are great guys everywhere. 2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes. I try to keep my phone conversations less than a minute. AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND: 1. OTHER WOMEN! I can't understand other women yes, I'm female! Last edited by eden69; 02-19-2003 at 11:51 AM..

02-19-2003, 11:56 AM	#7
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02-19-2003, 12:49 PM	#8
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02-19-2003, 11:19 AM	#2
Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	So true

02-19-2003, 11:50 AM	#6
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02-19-2003, 01:07 PM	#10
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02-19-2003, 01:09 PM	#11
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	I don't get it... how can someone have only 5 pairs of black shoes?????

02-19-2003, 01:12 PM	#13
ronin Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Main St. Posts: 1,300	dick

02-19-2003, 01:26 PM	#15
tara Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NY Posts: 489	I like #6! LOL That was my lunch today ! haha

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