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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38941

    #1

    Have you ever shit yourself in the cinema???

    I dont mean a scary movie...

    Just a really good one, where you didn't want to miss a bit, while going out to the bathroom?


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  • amacontent
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    • Feb 2003
    • 13022

    #2
    I cant afford to go to the cinema
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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38941

      #3
      Originally posted by amacontent
      I cant afford to go to the cinema
      Same here. I should have typed : watching TV in your house...


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      • JFK
        FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
        • Jan 2002
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        #4
        Originally posted by CurrentlySober
        Same here. I should have typed : watching TV in your house...
        all that shitty programming has to find an outlet somewhere

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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38941

          #5
          Originally posted by JFK
          all that shitty programming has to find an outlet somewhere
          Just keeping the faith man... Just keeping the faith...


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          • Triple-A
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            • Jul 2012
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            #6
            I often piss into the empty oversized cola cups... true story(s)
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            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 38941

              #7
              Originally posted by Triple-A
              I often piss into the empty oversized cola cups... true story(s)
              We should get together... I cant afford a refreshing beverage normally, while in the cinema...


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              • DWB
                Registered User
                • Jul 2003
                • 31779

                #8
                I have a colostomy bag and have no control over when I'm going to shit, so there is no telling when it's going to happen. Sometimes at the movies, sometimes in the car, sometimes while I'm having sex.

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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38941

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DWB
                  I have a colostomy bag and have no control over when I'm going to shit, so there is no telling when it's going to happen. Sometimes at the movies, sometimes in the car, sometimes while I'm having sex.
                  ahhh fuck man.. tell me more! im on the vinegar stroke...


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                  • seeandsee
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                    • Mar 2006
                    • 50945

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                    Same here. I should have typed : watching TV in your house...
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                    • Sarah_Jayne
                      Now with more Jayne
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 40077

                      #11
                      No but I worked in a cinema in high school and I can confirm that others do.

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                      • SilentKnight
                        Megan Fox's fluffer
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 24818

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Triple-A
                        I often piss into the empty oversized cola cups... true story(s)
                        It's a dark theater.

                        Why use a cup?

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                        • Va2k
                          I’m still alive barley.
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 10060

                          #13
                          NOPE But I have when I woke up trying to get to the bath room it came out so fast and there was NOTHING I COULD DO To stop the turd from hell!

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                          • geedub
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 3489

                            #14
                            Last time I shit my pants was in a hotel in Panama City, Panama in May of 2011. Thankfully I was in the hallway by my room, had a laundry setup in the suite and a bidet so the embarrassment was minimal. True story.
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                            • candyflip
                              Carpe Visio
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 43069

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Sarah_Jayne
                              No but I worked in a cinema in high school and I can confirm that others do.
                              So did I (imagine that ) and can also verify this.

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                              • Sarah_Jayne
                                Now with more Jayne
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 40077

                                #16
                                Originally posted by candyflip
                                So did I (imagine that ) and can also verify this.
                                Luckily, I was mostly stuck behind the candy stand. So, the boys had to clean that stuff up. However, there were many more times with peeing than with that. I shall always remember during Toy Story seeing a mother take her toddler's pants down in the middle of the aisle and tell him to 'aim for the drain'.

                                I was also part of a group of ushers that had to kick John Popper out for getting a handjob from a teenage girl in the back of the theater but for some reasons it was less disturbing.

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                                • Ringo
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2012
                                  • 431

                                  #17
                                  no, sorry

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                                  • xNetworx
                                    So Fucking What
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 14445

                                    #18
                                    Sadly this thread will get more replies than most business threads. Sign of the times

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                                    • Chosen
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 63151

                                      #19
                                      No, I haven't

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                                      • Killswitch
                                        REVOLUTIONARY
                                        • Oct 2012
                                        • 2567

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CamBoss
                                        Sadly this thread will get more replies than most business threads. Sigh of the times
                                        Fixed this for you.

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                                        • MrCain
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2006
                                          • 3332

                                          #21
                                          Not in the cinema.
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                                          • pornmasta
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jun 2006
                                            • 20016

                                            #22
                                            not for the moment.

                                            happy new year !

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                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                              Now with more Jayne
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 40077

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CamBoss
                                              Sadly this thread will get more replies than most business threads. Sign of the times
                                              Threads like this have nearly always gotten more replies than most business threads. Goatse and hahahahahahaha drove replies back in the days when we were all much younger webmasters. It is all part of the GFY mix.

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                                              • AnimeFevers
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                                                • Apr 2009
                                                • 3566

                                                #24
                                                Can't say I have, there is a site going for sale in the buy/sell forum, it 100% fits your criteria, check it out - http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1094883
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                                                • SKUP
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2011
                                                  • 400

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by AnimeFevers
                                                  Can't say I have, there is a site going for sale in the buy/sell forum, it 100% fits your criteria, check it out - http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1094883
                                                  Damn, why did I go there????

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                                                  • spazlabz
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 6548

                                                    #26
                                                    nope, can't say that I have

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                                                    • Dirty F
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 59204

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by CamBoss
                                                      Sadly this thread will get more replies than most business threads. Sign of the times
                                                      Gfy has been like that since day 1. Stop crying.

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                                                      • AnimeFevers
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                                                        • Apr 2009
                                                        • 3566

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by SKUP
                                                        Damn, why did I go there????
                                                        tg - @LJFreeza
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                                                        • Mr Pheer
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 22083

                                                          #29
                                                          Only on purpose

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                                                          • alex.missyouth
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Sep 2012
                                                            • 1870

                                                            #30
                                                            nope, never happened at the cinema
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                                                            • CurrentlySober
                                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 38941

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SKUP
                                                              Damn, why did I go there????
                                                              Hey dude - Dont hate on my alt nic sale thread... A guys gotta earn a crust, 'n... shit...


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                                                              • CurrentlySober
                                                                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                • 38941

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by CamBoss
                                                                Sadly this thread will get more replies than most business threads. Sign of the times
                                                                Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                Gfy has been like that since day 1. Stop crying.
                                                                Francks correct... There is a fantasy that 'in the good old days' - 'When I were but a lad' - 'When all this was just fields' etc, that GFY was a source of instant wealth.

                                                                But thats just it - IT WASNT - Thats a fantasy -

                                                                Its stupid threads like this, (Which I make when I'm drunk) that keep this board moving...

                                                                If GFY were all REAL BIZ threads... No one would make a penny, as EVERYTHING would be out in the open....


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                                                                • adult-help
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                                                                  • Mar 2008
                                                                  • 2450

                                                                  #33
                                                                  what is it with you and shit? Are you a poo fetishist?
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                                                                  • CurrentlySober
                                                                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                    • 38941

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by adult-help
                                                                    what is it with you and shit? Are you a poo fetishist?
                                                                    Serious answer?


                                                                    I am just really into shit!


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                                                                    • AnimeFevers
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                                                                      • Apr 2009
                                                                      • 3566

                                                                      #35
                                                                      tg - @LJFreeza
                                                                      email - animefevers(AT)hotmail(DOT)co(DOT)uk

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                                                                      • CurrentlySober
                                                                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                        • 38941

                                                                        #36
                                                                        But... And I'll be 100% straight for a moment...

                                                                        If I were here with a sig, that could 'theoretically' potentially earn me MONEY... ie REF LINKS... and posting about poo...

                                                                        Then I would 100% be thinking the same thing... BUT I'M NOT..

                                                                        I'm here for FUN! Dont take anything I say seriously !

                                                                        Just ignore me ! After all, I'm the 'Poo Guy' - Lowest of the low...

                                                                        But no problem... I never argue, you'll never see me in treads slagging off anyone - You wont find me in drama threads <SNIP>

                                                                        Point is, I've typed this 100 times. I'm just me, ding my thing - And HAPPY WITH IT..

                                                                        Just IGNORE ME ! Either 100% of the time, or whatever...




                                                                        BELIVE ME. If my board presence, broke ANY rules, or was actually DETRIMENTAL to GFY, I wouldnt still be here, would I ?

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                                                                        • CurrentlySober
                                                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                          • 38941

                                                                          #37
                                                                          PS: A great big, fresh, WET Shit, in the back of my trousers, soaking and OOZING thru my undies...

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                                                                          • Scott McD
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                            • 67798

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by CamBoss
                                                                            Sadly this thread will get more replies than most business threads. Sign of the times
                                                                            So when Juicy etc used to post countless threads "back in the day" which were not business related, they didn't get many replies, while all the biz threads did ??


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                                                                            • CurrentlySober
                                                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 38941

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                                              So when Juicy etc used to post countless threads "back in the day" which were not business related, they didn't get many replies, while all the biz threads did ??
                                                                              Exactly !

                                                                              My name is 'Known' - So dont click my threads... Simples


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                                                                              • JamesM
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                                                                                • Nov 2012
                                                                                • 732

                                                                                #40
                                                                                nope, never......


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                                                                                • georgeyw
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                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 9865

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                  Exactly !

                                                                                  My name is 'Known' - So dont click my threads... Simples
                                                                                  The difference is, you post disgusting things in both post and title.

                                                                                  Your name is known for being a fat disgusting slob cunt, nothing more.
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                                                                                  • CurrentlySober
                                                                                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                                    • 38941

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by georgeyw
                                                                                    The difference is, you post disgusting things in both post and title.

                                                                                    Your name is known for being a fat disgusting slob cunt, nothing more.
                                                                                    Please be so kind as to direct me to the post where I suggest anything different?

                                                                                    + Happy Poo Year MR. georgeyw


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                                                                                    • Dirty Dane
                                                                                      Sick Fuck
                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                      • 9491

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Not literally.

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                                                                                      • Double trouble
                                                                                        So Fucking What?
                                                                                        • Feb 2008
                                                                                        • 22251

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        No shit!!

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                                                                                        • pornmasta
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                                                          • 20016

                                                                                          #45
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                                                                                          • Mickey_
                                                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                                                            • 4238

                                                                                            #46


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                                                                                            • sandman!
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                                                                                              • Mar 2001
                                                                                              • 15431

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              nope
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                                                                                              • kyro
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                                                • 783

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                                I dont mean a scary movie...

                                                                                                Just a really good one, where you didn't want to miss a bit, while going out to the bathroom?
                                                                                                I cunt afford to go to the cinema

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                                                                                                  #49
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