There are only 3 things you need in life......

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  • Si
    Such Fun!
    • Feb 2008
    • 13900

    #1

    There are only 3 things you need in life......

    1. Water.
    2. Food.
    3. Somewhere to sleep.

    Everything else is pathetic nonsense.

    Just wanted to post this as a personal note to myself, I've been getting worked up over some of the most pathetic shit recently. But, I am in a better state of mind recently.

    I know people here would rather have the "party like a mother fucker" version, so here it is:

    1. Drink water like a fucking boss! Bro! Buy that sparkling shit, looks fucking baller yo!
    2. Eat what ya fucking want, as long as it ain't none of that white or brown bread shit!
    3. You ain't picked up a chick a yet? You're game is whack, get shorty to take you back to her place dude! If not, tell your bro you're crashing at his crib.

    You get the point, (I hope).
  • SilentKnight
    Megan Fox's fluffer
    • Oct 2005
    • 24812

    #2
    What you need...what you desire...what you end up with (after taxes).

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    • freecartoonporn
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2012
      • 7683

      #3
      Originally posted by Si
      1. Water.
      2. Food.
      3. SomeOne to sleep with.

      Everything else is pathetic nonsense.
      fixed it for ya.
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      • Si
        Such Fun!
        • Feb 2008
        • 13900

        #4
        Originally posted by SilentKnight
        What you need...what you desire...what you end up with (after taxes).
        I don't get what you're trying to say here, to be honest. All I need is water, food and shelter. Desires are a distraction, and what you end up with after taxes, is probably more taxes.

        Originally posted by freecartoonporn
        fixed it for ya.
        I like your version

        But I'd be quite with just somewhere to sleep, and I am. Someone to sleep with is just a bonus, and not something I need.

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        • purecane
          Annakin Skywalker
          • Jan 2013
          • 1324

          #5
          soooo basically you're saying that your girl left you for a fitness instructor that drinks a shit ton of water, eats six healthy meals a day and has a pimp pad with a stripper pole??????



          no offense intended. my sons name is si and i would say the same thing to him.....
          Last edited by purecane; 07-30-2013, 07:10 PM. Reason: there's no crying on gfy..
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          • dillfly2000
            hey
            • Mar 2012
            • 2209

            #6
            You mentioned food
            What about waste management?
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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              Beer is food,beer is life

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              • slavdogg
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2001
                • 3570

                #8
                money
                safe sex
                and a whole lotta weed
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                • 2012
                  So Fucking What
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 17189

                  #9
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                  • Rochard
                    Jägermeister Test Pilot
                    • Dec 2001
                    • 75764

                    #10
                    I was thinking sex, cocaine, and unlimited funds.
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                    Brooklyn, NY

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                    • Phoenix
                      BACON BACON BACON
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 35475

                      #11
                      Spartan warrior...i applaud you
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                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                        Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 38323

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                        • xNetworx
                          So Fucking What
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 14445

                          #13
                          So basically being in prison? Cool thread bro.

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                          • pornmasta
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 19841

                            #14
                            You need enough heat.
                            You need some soap, too

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                            • Crazy Enough
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2011
                              • 449

                              #15
                              What we need to just survive is one thing. Our pursuir is about what we want to truly live, and this is very different.

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                              • John-ACWM
                                Work Work Work
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 20060

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                What you need...what you desire...what you end up with (after taxes).

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