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Forget all the so-called "cleansers", golden seal, vinegar, etc., snake oil sales pitches that promise clear test results... all of them have disclaimers because none of them work.

The only way to have a shot at beating the test, not foolproof by any stretch, is to drink tons of water and try not to let them get that first coveted piss of the day.

in a past life i was a truck driver. they drug tested everyone, a butchy lady even stood next to you and watched you pee. man did we have some fun with them freightliners in the yard

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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 19392404)

At a mcdonald's, I pee'd into a condom for my friend and he taped it to his leg and just punctured it into the cup.

The other method is too just drink tons of water, you're urine becomes so diluted (clear in color) that it's nearly untraceable. You'll have to drink an exorbitant amount though, timing will be difficult.

Anyway, never had to deal with this issue on a personal level, but know from associates that this is the way to go.
My friend passed his drug test btw with the condom. :)

If it's a company that actually cares about testing they will call you our for being too diluted and make you retest. They test the weight of something in urine.

The only time I was worried about a test the sample somehow broke and leaked in transit. I was clean when they got around to making me test again.

I smoked the night before the test knowing where I had to be at 9 am. Talk about attempted self-sabotage with a stroke of luck.

Diuretic Pills
Catheter, tubing, valve, bag
Clean Pee from another adult of same sex
Someone who knows how to use the catheter rig
Rehydration fluids

You can guess how this works. But it has to be done right before
the test or it won't.

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19392399)

Drink some bleach.

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How Long Can Marijuana Be Detected?
Some THC metabolites have an elimination half-life of 20 hours. However, some are stored in body fat and have a elimination half-life of 10 to 13 days. Most researchers agree that urine tests for marijuana can detect the presence of the drug in the body for up to 13 days.

However, there is anecdotal evidence that the length of time that marijuana remains in the body is affected by how often the person smokes, how much he smokes and how long he has been smoking. Regular smokers have reported positive drug test results after 45 days since last use and heavy smokers have reported positive tests 90 days after quitting.

Can You Fool the Test?
Although many tips are published on websites and magazines of marijuana decriminalization advocates on how to beat a marijuana drug test, most have proven to be urban legends. Some techniques include:

Washing Yourself Out - This entails drinking a lot of water or liquids and urinating several times before the test, then taking vitamin B-2 to add color back to the urine. Although this may lower the percentage of THC found in the urine by diluting it, it will not totally eliminate THC metabolites.

Using Drug Screening Agents - Some companies sell various substances and herbal teas that are allegedly capable of "cleaning" the body's system of traces of marijuana. There is little evidence that any of them actually work. The catch is most of them have to be used over an extended period of time, during which the body will naturally eliminate THC from the system anyway.

Tampering With the Test - This involves adding something to the urine to contaminate the sample. There are tales of using Visine, bleach, salt or detergent to urine, but these items are easily detected by the lab. Several commercial products are used as urine test adulterants, but none are 100% foolproof. And all of them can be detected by the laboratory, if a separate test is run for them.

The Bottom Line
If you are required to take a urine test on short notice for employment or other purposes and you have recently smoked marijuana, you are probably going to fail the test. This is particularly true if you are a regular or heavy pot smoker.

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 19392408)

You're fucked! :)

This or cheat the test

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 19393037)

Golden seal works :2 cents: