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  • edgeprod
    Permanently Gone
    • Mar 2004
    • 10019

    #1

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  • shake
    frc
    • Jul 2003
    • 4663

    #2
    I've been thinking about starting a TGP 2.0, what do you think?
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    • edgeprod
      Permanently Gone
      • Mar 2004
      • 10019

      #3
      Originally posted by shake
      I've been thinking about starting a TGP 2.0, what do you think?
      This is an excellent idea. I would suggest you immediately secure a free host, who will serve your pages without cost, in exchange for showing banners on your site. You might also consider leasing a domain name from a sponsor, rather than purchasing your own.

      Don't forget to set up PayPal billing and Google AdSense on any pages with scat, piss, or beastiality.

      Make sure you update us on how it goes!

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      • Killswitch
        REVOLUTIONARY
        • Oct 2012
        • 2567

        #4
        I haven't gotten an email from our friend PenisFlogger in a long time, do you think he gave up, or even worse... An hero'd? I'm worried about the Beaver.

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        • BIGTYMER
          Junior Achiever
          • Nov 2004
          • 17066

          #5
          Is it true that the moon is made of cheese?

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          • TheSquealer
            Mayor of Thneedville
            • Oct 2004
            • 26172

            #6
            Why do you believe you are so insecure that you feel the need to attempt to seek validation in creating threads on a forum where you've where you've positioned yourself as the expert and where any response or question by another is an inadvertent and tacit admission of not being an expert as well as everything else that's implied (i.e. having far less value than yourself, being less capable, being less intelligent, being less business savvy etc)?
            .
            Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

            Rochard

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            • Choopa Phil
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2009
              • 3965

              #7
              I wanna be just like Edgeprod...how does one go about this to become just like you?
              AIM - Choopa Phil
              Email - [email protected]
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              • TheSquealer
                Mayor of Thneedville
                • Oct 2004
                • 26172

                #8
                Followup question..

                Why is it that the self proclaimed great designers and programmers are the ones that most often have "openings in their schedule and are looking to take on new clients" when those who are widely agreed to be good, never talk about their programming or design work and are constantly overloaded with work?
                .
                Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

                Rochard

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                • seeandsee
                  Check SIG!
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 50945

                  #9
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                  • edgeprod
                    Permanently Gone
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 10019

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Killswitch
                    I haven't gotten an email from our friend PenisFlogger in a long time, do you think he gave up, or even worse... An hero'd? I'm worried about the Beaver.
                    Rather than worry about PenisFlogger over the Internet, you should book a ticket to his third-world shit hole and fly there post-haste. Upon arrival, you should ask him to give his honest evaluation of your penis, and take things from there.


                    Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                    Is it true that the moon is made of cheese?
                    Absolutely not. The moon has been proven to be a reflection of the sun's light, similar to how a flashlight would reflect on a pane of window glass. Any suggestion that a large rock actually hangs above the planet Earth would be laughed at by a serious scientist, who would simply point out that no string has yet been found which would hold the "moon" to the planet.


                    Originally posted by TheSquealer
                    Why do you believe you are so insecure that you feel the need to attempt to seek validation in creating threads on a forum where you've where you've positioned yourself as the expert and where any response or question by another is an inadvertent and tacit admission of not being an expert as well as everything else that's implied (i.e. having far less value than yourself, being less capable, being less intelligent, being less business savvy etc)?
                    I believe you should use more of your time to formulate questions of this nature, which make you seem incredibly intelligent. Perhaps you would also consider writing a brief eBook on the topic.


                    Originally posted by Choopa Phil
                    I wanna be just like Edgeprod...how does one go about this to become just like you?
                    The first and more important factor is to neglect personal hygiene. You should also stop lifting weights, and work on avoiding the sun. Once this process has been completed, you should close your head in a door repeatedly until you can do little more than stare at a monitor and drool.


                    Originally posted by TheSquealer
                    Followup question..

                    Why is it that the self proclaimed great designers and programmers are the ones that most often have "openings in their schedule and are looking to take on new clients" when those who are widely agreed to be good, never talk about their programming or design work and are constantly overloaded with work?
                    Probably because GFY trolls neglect to realize that posting for new clients once every few years isn't "often," and being exclusive to one client for many years while turning down new work often leads to fewer inquiries, unless new clients know you are available.

                    Will this be a chapter in your eBook?

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                    • edgeprod
                      Permanently Gone
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 10019

                      #11
                      Originally posted by seeandsee
                      finally, real stuff how to make millions
                      Making millions in quite simple, on the surface. The average male's testicles produce "millions" of sperm cells, quite often.

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                      • SilentKnight
                        Megan Fox's fluffer
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 24818

                        #12

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                        • Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE
                          Barterer
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 4864

                          #13
                          philistinism

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                          • edgeprod
                            Permanently Gone
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 10019

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Monotony
                            philistinism
                            Much of the "bottom 90%" of GFY, sadly.

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                            • JFK
                              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 67373

                              #15
                              Originally posted by edgeprod
                              Rather than worry about PenisFlogger over the Internet, you should book a ticket to his third-world shit hole and fly there post-haste. Upon arrival, you should ask him to give his honest evaluation of your penis, and take things from there.




                              Absolutely not. The moon has been proven to be a reflection of the sun's light, similar to how a flashlight would reflect on a pane of window glass. Any suggestion that a large rock actually hangs above the planet Earth would be laughed at by a serious scientist, who would simply point out that no string has yet been found which would hold the "moon" to the planet.




                              I believe you should use more of your time to formulate questions of this nature, which make you seem incredibly intelligent. Perhaps you would also consider writing a brief eBook on the topic.




                              The first and more important factor is to neglect personal hygiene. You should also stop lifting weights, and work on avoiding the sun. Once this process has been completed, you should close your head in a door repeatedly until you can do little more than stare at a monitor and drool.




                              Probably because GFY trolls neglect to realize that posting for new clients once every few years isn't "often," and being exclusive to one client for many years while turning down new work often leads to fewer inquiries, unless new clients know you are available.

                              Will this be a chapter in your eBook?
                              Did someone say the Magic word? eBook ??

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                              • edgeprod
                                Permanently Gone
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 10019

                                #16
                                Originally posted by JFK
                                Did someone say the Magic word? eBook ??
                                There's a definite market for his .. er ... not-quite-in-touch-with-the-facts perspective.

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                                • CaptainHowdy
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 94727

                                  #17
                                  Favourite wine??

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                                  • Choopa Phil
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2009
                                    • 3965

                                    #18
                                    Hahaha! Ive been avidly avoiding the weights since the holidays rolled around. Replaced all protein shakes with italian cookies and brownies
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                                    Email - [email protected]
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                                    • edgeprod
                                      Permanently Gone
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 10019

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                      Favourite wine??
                                      I usually choose my wine based on the graphics on the box. I'm partial to boxes with easy-pour spigots, as well. Usually, I go for any wine that can be purchased by the gallon at a discount.

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                                      • SilentKnight
                                        Megan Fox's fluffer
                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 24818

                                        #20
                                        We're thinking of creating a new payment processing service - but we're stuck on coming up with a really good name for it?

                                        Does iBill sound catchy?

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                                        • edgeprod
                                          Permanently Gone
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 10019

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Choopa Phil
                                          Hahaha! Ive been avidly avoiding the weights since the holidays rolled around. Replaced all protein shakes with italian cookies and brownies
                                          This is an excellent first step. Now, ensure that all of your sparring partners are no larger than 170 lbs, giving you a ridiculous sense of superiority that will spell disaster in the heavyweight division. You're halfway there; hit the buffet as a reward!

                                          I suggest as an immediate goal to promptly find all of the weight you lost in 2012.

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                                          • edgeprod
                                            Permanently Gone
                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 10019

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                            We're thinking of creating a new payment processing service - but we're stuck on coming up with a really good name for it?

                                            Does iBill sound catchy?
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                                            • Kaliphornia
                                              Registered User
                                              • Aug 2010
                                              • 13

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by edgeprod
                                              Come one, come all. Let Uncle Edgeprod solve your life's problems. Now dispensing really shitty advice in this thread, on the topics of affiliate marketing, traffic generation, new years resolutions, food, wine, and much more! Ask away!
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                                              • edgeprod
                                                Permanently Gone
                                                • Mar 2004
                                                • 10019

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Kaliphornia
                                                Why does my life totally suck?
                                                This is likely due to a lack of hardcore drugs in your daily life. Might I suggest sampling a variety of likely candidates, and then picking your top three to get hooked on?

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                                                • CyberHustler
                                                  Masterbaiter
                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                  • 28724

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by edgeprod
                                                  This is likely due to a lack of hardcore drugs in your daily life. Might I suggest sampling a variety of likely candidates, and then picking your top three to get hooked on?


                                                  I recommend pcp soaked meth
                                                  “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                  • BIGTYMER
                                                    Junior Achiever
                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                    • 17066

                                                    #26
                                                    Is there any possible way of making 2+2=5?

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                                                    • edgeprod
                                                      Permanently Gone
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 10019

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                                                      Is there any possible way of making 2+2=5?
                                                      Sure. Where the fuck is your God now?

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                                                      • lezinterracial
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2012
                                                        • 3117

                                                        #28
                                                        While fapping on chaturbate, I get no tips. Everybody makes fun of my penis size and fap rash. Do you have any suggestions for a realistic prosthetic?
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                                                        • edgeprod
                                                          Permanently Gone
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 10019

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by lezinterracial
                                                          While fapping on chaturbate, I get no tips. Everybody makes fun of my penis size and fap rash. Do you have any suggestions for a realistic prosthetic?
                                                          I typically use my boyfriend's penis. He sticks it between my legs so it looks like mine.

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                                                          • sandman!
                                                            Icq: 14420613
                                                            • Mar 2001
                                                            • 15431

                                                            #30
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                                                            • Tofu
                                                              The Video Specialist
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 5615

                                                              #31
                                                              Often asked by VenusBlogger:

                                                              How the hell do you convert cams?
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                                                              • lezinterracial
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2012
                                                                • 3117

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by edgeprod
                                                                I typically use my boyfriend's penis. He sticks it between my legs so it looks like mine.

                                                                That will work!
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                                                                • edgeprod
                                                                  Permanently Gone
                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 10019

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Tofu
                                                                  How the hell do you convert cams?
                                                                  Clearly, the most effective method of learning to convert cams is to accuse everyone who tries to help you of being a scammer, scumbag, or other term of endearment. This will make them want to go out of their way to help you.

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                                                                  • 24/7 Blogging Crew
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Oct 2012
                                                                    • 1238

                                                                    #34
                                                                    How do you fuck a fat bitch that wants to be on top?

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                                                                    • Nookster
                                                                      Confirmed IT Professional
                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                      • 3744

                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • johnnyloadproductions
                                                                        Account Shutdown
                                                                        • Oct 2008
                                                                        • 3611

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I can tell that internally you are a bit condescending of the average person, but if you ever feel up to it I do feel that you could move up just beyond open mike night.

                                                                        I've done sketches in front of 200+ people before, freakin' famous I am!

                                                                        ...but I'm guessing it's not worth the effort.

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                                                                        • Farang
                                                                          one sick puppy
                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                          • 11713

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Share some good productivity tips, thanks.
                                                                          fbm

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                                                                          • edgeprod
                                                                            Permanently Gone
                                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                                            • 10019

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by 24/7 Blogging Crew
                                                                            How do you fuck a fat bitch that wants to be on top?
                                                                            Affix razorblades to her fat rolls, so that as she crushes you, she will also open small wounds. This blood can then trickle down to your crotch, providing further lubrication.

                                                                            Protip: your broken ribs may enable you to self-fellate in the future.


                                                                            Originally posted by Farang
                                                                            Share some good productivity tips, thanks.
                                                                            To eliminate distractions, you should unplug your computer and monitor. This will increase your productivity ten-fold.

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