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johnnyloadproductions · 12-11-2012, 08:58 AM

I met this girl off of craigslist a few weeks back, and have hung out with her a few times. I took her out for some high end sushi, delicious, and she was very appreciative of it.

fast forward...

In the middle of our private session, out of no where, she tells me "you want to cum on my face?" I was taken aback a bit. She tells me: "You strike me as a guy that likes cumming on girls faces."

What an odd thing to say.

We then start talking and I find out she knows a lot about porn and pornstars. I told her I met Riley Reid in the summer of '11, before she started getting really famous and watched her get a huge facial (a scene for jesseloadsmonsterfacials.com).
She told me when she was 17 she snuck into a porn convention with a fake ID and had a long talk with Belladonna about her scenes and how much she was paid for some of them.

She summed it up by telling me that I didn't have to take her out for Sushi and we could have just hung out at her place. Why would she say that? What an awful thing to tell a nice guy such as myself.

I'll probably celebrate New Year's with her.

seeandsee · 12-11-2012, 09:01 AM

She will make super hardcore interracial midget facial gangbang porn movies before new year evening

so good luck with it

)

DatePoster · 12-11-2012, 09:04 AM

Aint no fun unless we all get some

Wizzo · 12-11-2012, 09:10 AM

pics?

baddog · 12-11-2012, 09:13 AM

Private session?

sperbonzo · 12-11-2012, 09:14 AM

Sounds like a fun girl. Keep her around for a while....

..... only a while though.

.

freecartoonporn · 12-11-2012, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

She will make super hardcore interracial midget facial gangbang porn movies before new year evening

so good luck with it

)

johnnyloadproductions · 12-11-2012, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

pics?

Sorry, wasn't able to screen cap this one.

Next time I'll setup a private cam, and promote it before hand.

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Private session?

Our sexually intimate encounter.

This was the first time I'd fully consummated a relationship with someone I've met on craigslist. I've talked to several tranny, dykish, and odd women on craigslist, but never really felt compelled to meet up with them.

L-Pink · 12-11-2012, 09:29 AM

She probably gave you sickle-cell.

.

geedub · 12-11-2012, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Private session?

sounds like escort talk

L-Pink · 12-11-2012, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by geedub

sounds like escort talk

Hence the "no need to take me to dinner" ? lol

DamianJ · 12-11-2012, 09:35 AM

Imagine if JC did blog posts instead of lying and trolling here for attention. He might be able to move out of his Mom's basement.

_Richard_ · 12-11-2012, 09:36 AM

sounds like marriage material!

CurrentlySober · 12-11-2012, 09:36 AM

bit like my 1st time with a black girl, but she said 'shit in my mouth', as opposed too 'cum on my face'.....

L-Pink · 12-11-2012, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Imagine if JC did blog posts instead of lying and trolling here for attention. He might be able to move out of his Mom's basement.

lol, what does this have to do with the op dating his first black chick?

_Richard_ · 12-11-2012, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Imagine if JC did blog posts instead of lying and trolling here for attention. He might be able to move out of his Mom's basement.

speaking of trolling for attention

it's a big world man, do you go after every UK guy?

geedub · 12-11-2012, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Hence the "no need to take me to dinner" ? lol

exactly what i was thinking

MaDalton · 12-11-2012, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Hence the "no need to take me to dinner" ? lol

anal is always extra...

DamianJ · 12-11-2012, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_

it's a big world man, do you go after every UK guy?

No, only Paul, DVTimes and Gary, keep up. And I just enjoy pointing out how stupid they are.

_Richard_ · 12-11-2012, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

No, only Paul, DVTimes and Gary, keep up. And I just enjoy pointing out how stupid they are.

sorry i try and ignore you guys lol

DamianJ · 12-11-2012, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_

sorry i try and ignore you guys lol

No need to apologise. I'd prefer someone just not read me if they don't want to. Now Paul and DVTimes are banned, seemingly for life, the quality of my posts should improve!

:D

Aidoru · 12-12-2012, 03:50 PM

Craigslist? Private Session?

xNetworx · 12-12-2012, 03:51 PM

I stopped reading at "craigslist"

Elli · 12-12-2012, 04:16 PM

So she's looking for a job, but got a free sushi dinner instead? not bad, I guess.

DWB · 12-12-2012, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

She probably gave you sickle-cell.

.

Love black girls. LOVE THEM!!!!

johnnyloadproductions · 12-12-2012, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

She probably gave you sickle-cell.

.

Sickle cell is a genetic disorder that can't be caught, common in Blacks.

It's a fun time and I've already planned to go to a gay bar in Des Moines with her. I love gay people because aside from some fronts, they just want to fuck.

...and when you get a whole gathering of them together, it's a mad house.

JP-pornshooter · 12-12-2012, 06:07 PM

all black girls like facials, some even like to swallow.
dont tell them though, just surprise them.

Spunky · 12-12-2012, 06:11 PM

So did you cum on her face?

lucas131 · 12-12-2012, 06:57 PM

show us your tits

srockhard · 12-12-2012, 08:16 PM

Pics or you are lying.

brassmonkey · 12-12-2012, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131

show us your tits

shimmy2 · 12-12-2012, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter

all black girls like facials, some even like to swallow.
dont tell them though, just surprise them.

i'm shimmy and i approve this message

John-ACWM · 12-13-2012, 10:40 AM

enjoy your time with her!

brassmonkey · 12-13-2012, 10:42 AM

you sure she was black?? sushi?

Rochard · 12-13-2012, 10:47 AM

You met a black chick on Craig's List? How very ghetto of you sir.

porkbrothersdotnet · 12-13-2012, 02:30 PM

She hasn't turned yet. Soon she will act like she's in charge and that she world. Enjoy the ill nana while it last!

DatePoster · 12-13-2012, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twerk Tube

Aint no fun unless we all get some

Best-In-BC · 12-13-2012, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

I met this girl off of craigslist a few weeks back, and have hung out with her a few times. I took her out for some high end sushi, delicious, and she was very appreciative of it.

fast forward...

In the middle of our private session, out of no where, she tells me "you want to cum on my face?" I was taken aback a bit. She tells me: "You strike me as a guy that likes cumming on girls faces."

What an odd thing to say.

We then start talking and I find out she knows a lot about porn and pornstars. I told her I met Riley Reid in the summer of '11, before she started getting really famous and watched her get a huge facial (a scene for jesseloadsmonsterfacials.com).
She told me when she was 17 she snuck into a porn convention with a fake ID and had a long talk with Belladonna about her scenes and how much she was paid for some of them.

She summed it up by telling me that I didn't have to take her out for Sushi and we could have just hung out at her place. Why would she say that? What an awful thing to tell a nice guy such as myself.

I'll probably celebrate New Year's with her.

Keep on celebrating till your sick of her, shes doesnt sound like a keeper

johnnyloadproductions · 12-13-2012, 02:44 PM

Plans are set, we'll be partying with some other people in a hotel suite this New Year's.
Last time we hung out with friends one of hers got completely drunk and tripped onto a boulder. The girl's bottom half of her face was entirely covered in blood, oops.

What I'd like to do is have a separate place to throw craigslist parties, and see what happens. I used to be known for throwing parties packed with a very diverse crowd (18-60)

I'll ultimately breed with a pretty Jewish woman, as Jews (though some things are despicable about them) tend to be the most successful.

Rebel D · 12-13-2012, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you sure she was black?? sushi?

I guess its not all Chicken and waffles

ImLarge · 12-13-2012, 07:00 PM

do you love her?

Webmaster Advertising · 12-13-2012, 10:55 PM

Last time I went out with a black chick my wallet got stolen, I'm not suggesting it was her but it certainly fits the stereotype...

johnnyloadproductions · 12-13-2012, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImLarge

do you love her?

PastorSinalot?

Or did you cough up the 10 grand to purchase coochietube?

mineistaken · 12-14-2012, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aidoru

Craigslist? Private Session?

plus "screen caps" - sounds like he actually video chatted with her on paid cam site

Caldo · 12-14-2012, 08:49 AM

Enjoy with her

pornsprite · 12-14-2012, 06:51 PM

sounds like a fantasy webcam session to me

OneHungLo · 12-14-2012, 06:59 PM

coolstarrybra.jpg

MiLo · 12-14-2012, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

coolstarrybra.jpg

lagcam · 12-14-2012, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

Plans are set, we'll be partying with some other people in a hotel suite this New Year's.
Last time we hung out with friends one of hers got completely drunk and tripped onto a boulder. The girl's bottom half of her face was entirely covered in blood, oops.

What I'd like to do is have a separate place to throw craigslist parties, and see what happens. I used to be known for throwing parties packed with a very diverse crowd (18-60)

I'll ultimately breed with a pretty Jewish woman, as Jews (though some things are despicable about them) tend to be the most successful.

You can't say shit like that. What a tool you must be!

eroticfem · 12-14-2012, 10:57 PM

Its like this...she let you cum on her face then she will assume she can fuck your butt with her strap on... haha.

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