Van Damme vs Steven Seagal vs Jackie Chan - GoFuckYourself.com

AndrewX · 12-13-2012, 09:18 PM

Which one of these would win in a competition against each other?

lucas131 · 12-13-2012, 09:19 PM

dirty danza

TheSquealer · 12-13-2012, 09:19 PM

a balerina vs a fat pussy vs an acrobat.

interesting

bronco67 · 12-13-2012, 09:33 PM

I vote Cynthia Rothrock

adendreams · 12-13-2012, 11:13 PM

would be a toss up for worst actor of all time but I would have to say Van Damn is most horrible

Spunky · 12-13-2012, 11:14 PM

I think Van Damme would take it

ManicaMark · 12-14-2012, 01:56 AM

Are we talking now or when they were in their prime? Now I'd say Mr. Chan, but back in the day Van DAM would have cleaned up.

boneless · 12-14-2012, 07:22 AM

Chuck Norris kicks all three their asses

Choopa Phil · 12-14-2012, 07:27 AM

Either jackie chan or van damme, seagal is old and definitely put on some extra pounds

seeandsee · 12-14-2012, 07:29 AM

Van Dam is real fighter, second is like fake wrestler and 3rd is acrobat

Choopa_Pardo · 12-14-2012, 07:32 AM

Jason Statham would rough up all three.

AllAboutCams · 12-14-2012, 07:32 AM

Jackie Chan

J. Falcon · 12-14-2012, 07:36 AM

Steaven Seagal FTW

John-ACWM · 12-15-2012, 06:48 AM

I vote for Chan. At least he is funny.

pornmasta · 12-15-2012, 07:45 AM

seagal 7th dan of aikido
van damme kick boxer + other stuff
Chan some kung fu

Varius · 12-15-2012, 11:37 AM

In their primes, I think Seagal might have the edge (much as I haaaaaaaaaate him as an actor) but right now, no question it's JCVD.

Funny enough, in the movie above (really underrated - saw it beng sold for $1.99 in bargain bin at CVS pharmacy in the states), Seagal steals a part from van Damme

View Poll Results: Who would win?
Jean Claude van Damme	10	38.46%
Steaven Seagal	7	26.92%
Jackie Chan	9	34.62%
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