Yup, when I was in 6th form (17-18 yrs for non UK people), my physics project was to come up with something useful for society... my porject detailed a car sensor (front) that worked on sonar and worked for two purposes - primary purpose was to judge the distance between your car and the car in front and adjust your speed to maintain a safe driving distance and the second was to aid in parking based on the same physics/concept
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I got a 1st in the marking and it was back in 1987. My A-level books that I have stored in the loft prove prior knowledge if I could ever be arsed to sue mercedes (I think that marketed this idea in 92 or thereabouts).
Voila.
Apart from that, I am always inventing, like today a way to get the most crooked christmas tree on earth to stand vertical.
It is now vertical and beautiful in my lounge.
And the kids love it.
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(consider figuring out the email as test #1)
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Only some terms for YouTube videos, I posted them up in 2007/2008 for some traffic, they got millions of views, now the terms I've used are very common...but nobody would ever believe it
When I was about 9 or 10 I did wonder about if I could run towards somebody faster then the speed of light, could I look back at myself.........but then I did porn......and ATVOD came along.
i wouldnt say invented but discovered a few things , which nobody knows yet.
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Yep...but since it was for a company I worked for, the NDA keeps me from saying, because now it is "theirs".
But I got the Benjamins for it back then, and that's all that matters!
I invented "PenusFlogger" and it's variant "PenisFlogger"
Seriously...
“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
Didn't some guy on GFY invent a frisbee a few years back? Anyone remember that?
Must be thinking of someone/something else...the Pluto Platter, as it was originally called, has been around quite awhile, and the inventor passed away a few years ago.
Walter Fredick "Fred" Morrison (January 23, 1920 ? February 9, 2010) was an American inventor and entrepreneur, best known as the inventor of the Frisbee.
In High School, I was a member of the Ultimate Frisbee Team (our team name was GOOFF...Grand Order of Frisbee Flyers).
Must be thinking of someone/something else...the Pluto Platter, as it was originally called, has been around quite awhile, and the inventor passed away a few years ago.
In High School, I was a member of the Ultimate Frisbee Team (our team name was GOOFF...Grand Order of Frisbee Flyers).
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nah, if you watched M*A*S*H you would know that Max Klinger invented the frisbee
When I was about 9 or 10 I did wonder about if I could run towards somebody faster then the speed of light, could I look back at myself.........but then I did porn......and ATVOD came along.
A friend of my fathers invented a flashing lolly pop stick. Very high in safety, it was even shown on "Tomorrows world". However, it was not licensed & the government didn't take it up. I reckon many accidents would have been saved over the years considering school children leave the UK in the dark through the winter months
I invented the cellphone dildo about ten years ago... was interviewed on Opie and Anthony.. had it featured on the Graham Norton show etc.. Didn't make a lot of money though, I produced it locally instead of in china so it was far too expensive to sucessfully sell wholesale. Have several other more respectable inventions.
I invented the cellphone dildo about ten years ago... was interviewed on Opie and Anthony.. had it featured on the Graham Norton show etc.. Didn't make a lot of money though, I produced it locally instead of in china so it was far too expensive to sucessfully sell wholesale. Have several other more respectable inventions.
Dirty Danza invented the Beaver Bong if I recall correctly (too many lost brain cells to recollect exactly)...
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