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Old 12-04-2012, 01:44 AM   #1
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Q: Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs out there!
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Old 12-04-2012, 03:00 AM   #2
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I dont think that's why because Cheetahs lives on the savannahs and not in the jungle.
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Old 12-04-2012, 03:01 AM   #3
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The Law of the Jungle

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nikes. His friend looked at him. ''Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?''

''I don't have to run faster than that tiger,'' his friend replied. ''I just have to run faster than you.''


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Old 12-04-2012, 04:41 AM   #4
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That was kinda funny.
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Old 12-04-2012, 11:49 AM   #5
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That was kinda funny.
Kind of! C'mon r u people made of stone!
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Old 12-04-2012, 11:54 AM   #6
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Kind of! C'mon r u people made of stone!
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Old 12-04-2012, 11:59 AM   #7
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i love cheetahs - they make great pets - when you have a big garden
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Old 12-04-2012, 12:10 PM   #8
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Old 12-04-2012, 12:11 PM   #9
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Kind of! C'mon r u people made of stone!
You think? Its GFY for pets sake!
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Old 12-04-2012, 12:30 PM   #10
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Pretty sure cheetahs don't live in the jungle.
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Old 12-04-2012, 12:33 PM   #11
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Nice joke aslo

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The Law of the Jungle

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nikes. His friend looked at him. ''Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?''

''I don't have to run faster than that tiger,'' his friend replied. ''I just have to run faster than you.''
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Old 12-04-2012, 12:40 PM   #12
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goddammit.
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Old 12-04-2012, 03:27 PM   #13
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Old 12-04-2012, 03:27 PM   #14
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goddammit.
Ok, consider it damned


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Old 12-04-2012, 03:31 PM   #15
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that made me lol
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Kind of! C'mon r u people made of stone!
That we are!
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Old 12-04-2012, 04:58 PM   #17
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That is a funny joke. Darwin was an English naturalist. He established that all species of life have descended over time from common ancestors. Monkeys can learn hand signs and have some intelligence. Humans fail classes sometimes. Monkey see, monkey do.
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