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AaronM · 02-17-2003, 07:27 PM

OK....The other day I posted this thread about getting my truck back from a friend and finding 5 ounces of ganja in the glove box.....

Well....Today I was driving the truck and some fucker cut me off so I slammed on the brakes and look what slid out from under the drivers seat.

The fucking bag is sealed and the shit is compacted pretty well. It even has the weight labeled on it. Now I have another pound of this shit and the crazy ass has not even called to ask about it. WTF? I hope he did not use my truck to rip off a dealer or something.

Fletch XXX · 02-17-2003, 07:28 PM

nice.

playa · 02-17-2003, 07:28 PM

i think i seen this movie before

dig420 · 02-17-2003, 07:28 PM

I'd have to say you're the luckiest motherfucker on earth, and if he ever asks about it I'd say 'what marijuana?' lol

depending on how close a friend he is of course

wethoney · 02-17-2003, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
OK....The other day I posted this thread about getting my truck back from a friend and finding 5 ounces of ganja in the glove box.....

Well....Today I was driving the truck and some fucker cut me off so I slammed on the brakes and look what slid out from under the drivers seat.

The fucking bag is sealed and the shit is compacted pretty well. It even has the weight labeled on it. Now I have another pound of this shit and the crazy ass has not even called to ask about it. WTF? I hope he did not use my truck to rip off a dealer or something.

Looks like a bag of salad to me..

GTS Mark · 02-17-2003, 07:30 PM

Are you giving up porn and going into the drug dealing business full time Aaron??

J/K!

DH

TaDoW · 02-17-2003, 07:31 PM

roll it up, light it up, smoke it up

INHAAAAAAALE....
EXHAAAAAAALE....

I just got an ounce in the mail....

gothweb · 02-17-2003, 07:31 PM

You should consider the possiblity that your friend was either trying to do you a big favour, or trying to severely fuck you.

TDF · 02-17-2003, 07:32 PM

im on the first thing smokin!

BV · 02-17-2003, 07:32 PM

Holly Fuck dude,
If this is not a joke I would be looking that bitch up just to make sure everything is kosher.

Oh and call from a pay phone!

machineg · 02-17-2003, 07:32 PM

send it to me PUH-LEASE

I could really go for some of that shit right now ....

1st day in over 1 year I aint flying ... kinda odd actually .

asuna · 02-17-2003, 07:33 PM

I'd check the rest of teh truck, or drive REALLY carefully

KrazieSweets · 02-17-2003, 07:34 PM

SquarePants · 02-17-2003, 07:34 PM

Are you sure you don't have that fairy tail story type truck, you know the goose that laid the golden eggs?

Seems everytime you get in the truck, more dope pops out.

See if you find any girls or money in the glove box or under the seats. Worth a try

BVF · 02-17-2003, 07:34 PM

And here I am with this bag of dry ass weed that I was thankful to get and paid 50 for....

My life sucks.....

NoCarrier · 02-17-2003, 07:34 PM

If this belongs or owed to some dealer, you are fucked and you a now part of a Tarantino and/or Guy Ritchie movie. Just pray that you are the main character. Although with Tarantino I wouldn't feel that safe.

nocostporn · 02-17-2003, 07:35 PM

check inside the door panels,thats where the good stuff is!

sherie · 02-17-2003, 07:35 PM

Looks like Christmas came early to you this year!!

nocostporn · 02-17-2003, 07:36 PM

dude you better hold onto that shit... Some dealer might have spotted that to your friend,and if tehedealer doesnt get his weed or his money he's going to kill you and your friend!.... didnt you watch Friday maaaan?? BIG WORM IS COMIN!

D_Nell · 02-17-2003, 07:37 PM

I say you grab a hand full, seal it up and send me some!
Thats a nice grab. How much you want for it?

AaronM · 02-17-2003, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
You should consider the possiblity that your friend was either trying to do you a big favour, or trying to severely fuck you.

hmmm...Good point.

Todaw...I will be passing through Seattle tomorrow. You wanna pull the kids together for some lunch?

Juggernaut · 02-17-2003, 07:37 PM

Why does this sound so much like an episode of Cops? (insert Inner Circle theme music, Bad Boys)

AaronM · 02-17-2003, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
dude you better hold onto that shit... Some dealer might have spotted that to your friend,and if tehedealer doesnt get his weed or his money he's going to kill you and your friend!.... didnt you watch Friday maaaan?? BIG WORM IS COMIN!

Maybe...but I have bigger guns.

Yes, I do lock my RedBull in the vault...Gotta keep TSB away from it.

Bobby Vicious · 02-17-2003, 07:44 PM

Beautiful.

NoCarrier · 02-17-2003, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Maybe...but I have bigger guns.

Yes, I do lock my RedBull in the vault...Gotta keep TSB away from it.

Very nice! But will you have time to open the vault if you are under attack?

gothweb · 02-17-2003, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

hmmm...Good point.

Which leaves this question... Does he want to get you arrested, or pulled into a Tarantino movie?

AaronM · 02-17-2003, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier

Very nice! But will you have time to open the lock if you are under attack?

Digital combo....I can open it in about 1 second. Plus there is more on the 3rd floor.

pine · 02-17-2003, 08:11 PM

OK, OK...I confess, it's mine. Can you send it back to me please?

TaDoW · 02-17-2003, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Todaw...I will be passing through Seattle tomorrow. You wanna pull the kids together for some lunch?

err. .TaDoW? ;-)

yeah, I can check with em ... i'm busy 'till 1 ..

I'll see what the kids' schedule is like.

psyko514 · 02-17-2003, 08:13 PM

why is your camera on top of the safe but your redbull in the safe?

i'll trade you 2 cases of redbull for the camera

xxxdesign-net · 02-17-2003, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

You Americans are Crazy!!

JFK · 02-17-2003, 08:15 PM

You Lucky............... BASTARD !

AaronM · 02-17-2003, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
why is your camera on top of the safe but your redbull in the safe?

i'll trade you 2 cases of redbull for the camera

You see the case in the lower left? That is for the cameras...The VX2000 has to charge sometime and there is no power in the vault.

Nice offer though.. I almost considered it.

sherie · 02-17-2003, 08:21 PM

Just be glad that you found it and the cops didn't!! And speaking of TSB where the fuck is the beyotch anyway?!?!

AaronM · 02-17-2003, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sherie
Just be glad that you found it and the cops didn't!! And speaking of TSB where the fuck is the beyotch anyway?!?!

In his room...Getting drunk and high...What else is new?

playa · 02-17-2003, 08:24 PM

so whats the street value of that stuff

AaronM · 02-17-2003, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
so whats the street value of that stuff

RedBull is about $30 per case here.

aflex · 02-17-2003, 08:28 PM

yo Aaron.. do yourself a favor and pull that truck into a garage or something, or at night.. go through that truck thoroughly looking for anything.. like someone said check the door panels, under floor, center consoles, everything..

do this before you get pulled over for random traffic stop..

and sell that shit to someone!!!

Jamie · 02-17-2003, 08:46 PM

Are we into a new business these days?

newbiewebmistress · 02-17-2003, 09:25 PM

Hi I found this online a while ago and saved it.

NWM

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My name is Alex and 2 years ago, I was in a car accident. I came out okay physically but I can't get it out of my head. The doctor says that I am mentally disturbed. He told me to rest for a month and attend some Accident Victim courses and I should be good as new. I did that but when I got there, I met all of these happy people, they all seemed to be cured, but they came back just to enjoy it, they told me. I wished I could get that happy. For 2 weeks I went there and got angrier, seeing them all so happy. Finally one day, I stood up at the meeting and screamed aloud WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKIN HAPPY! The room went silent and with that the groups counselor stood up and pulled a present from behind him.
It was small and in his hand. I knew what it was. I took it in my hand and he handed me a lighter, saying Be peaceful child, all your troubles will be erased. I lit the joint and smoked. Suddenly I felt wonderful and powerful. From that day on, I looked forward to coming to the daily meetings and I was quite happy to be receiving free weed everyday. One day I showed up and no one was there. I searched the entire building, secretly hoping to find some stashed weed somewhere. I figured we weren't supposed to meet that night, so I left. As I was leaving Melissa came into the building. She had tears in her eyes. She hugged me and told me that there was an accident. Our counselor had been shot at in a drug war. But, that was not how he died. He was speeding away and got into an accident, thus taking his life. The very thing that he saved us from was what took his life. I couldn't help but cry. He was such an honest, good man. I took Melissas hand and promised that I would not let his death be in vain. I promised that I would not let the group die. There is a problem. I don't have much money left from the weekly contributions I gave to support the group and I quit my job to be an active member of this group. We cannot survive. That is why I am asking for your help. Please if you have a heart, donate it to this cause. Please help this group stay strong by sending any amount of money through Paypal to [email protected] . If you would like to donate contributions of weed in small or large part please email me for our mailing address. Sorry we are not accepting new applicants for the group.

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Heineken · 02-17-2003, 09:27 PM

My birthday is coming up soon, so u might wanna share !

AaronM · 02-17-2003, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamie

Are we into a new business these days?

If this shit keeps up...I may put TSB to work so he can pull his own weight around here.

XxXotic · 02-17-2003, 09:47 PM

i think i just came in my pants

AaronM · 02-17-2003, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXotic
i think i just came in my pants

Remind me to NEVER buy you a RedBull.

psyko514 · 02-17-2003, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

You see the case in the lower left? That is for the cameras...The VX2000 has to charge sometime and there is no power in the vault.

Nice offer though.. I almost considered it.

I'll double the offer. 4 cases. And a case of REAL red bull.

XxXotic · 02-17-2003, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Remind me to NEVER buy you a RedBull.

ugh i dont drink that shit

WEED MAN WEED!

MetaformX · 02-17-2003, 10:17 PM

Aaron, I'll buy some of it from you. Will you ship?

Rich · 02-17-2003, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaDoW
roll it up, light it up, smoke it up

INHAAAAAAALE....
EXHAAAAAAALE....

I just got an ounce in the mail....

I like a blunt, or a big fat cone, but my double barell bong is getting me stoned

Asthma · 02-17-2003, 10:45 PM

i think your funding your content bussiness by selling drugs.

Jamie · 02-17-2003, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Asthma
i think your funding your content bussiness by selling drugs.

who doesn't?

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