Seriously... I nearly Died last week...

[CurrentlySober]

Cue lots of comments along the lines of 'Good' - 'Serves you right you fat fuck' - and stuff, but I'm being honest, and thought I'd share...


I was at a restaurant, eating steak...

As I was chewing, the piece of steak split in half, like a hinge, and the lower part dropped into my throat. It was to big to swallow, cause it was still attached to the other bit...

So... I couldn't breath, & I started to choke

I panicked, but managed to spit it out, into a napkin, but I also puked as well, all over the table...

Other diners, at first, looked on with disgust, but afterwards, from my blue complexion, and bulging eyes, I think they realised I couldn't help it...

I couldnt finish my meal, and had to leave - Really emabarressing - AND VERY SCARY...

Have YOU ever 'chocked' in public?

.

[Captain Kawaii]

SLOW DOWN - No one is going to take it away from you...LOL.

I heard that a lot as a kid.

Choked recently, at home. Wife panicked. For some time could not breathe, was pretty scary. Finally got it out. I discovered what suffocating to death would be like. Came close.

In the 80's happened in Boston. People came to help. Now I suspect they would just pull out iphone and video tape you dying.

Did anyone iphone/cam you in the restaurant?

P.s. Glad you are ok. Your poo escapades make me laugh.

[CyberHustler]

I was once chocking on a cheese burger on the passenger side, my mom was in the drivers seat chowing down on her own cheese burger laughing... we were parked in Mc Donalds parking lot... since I was a prankster as a kid she thought I was joking. She even got mad at me for throwing up on her floor mat at first... like if I took the joke too far.

[BIGTYMER]

I got a corn husk stuck in my throat while eating popcorn once..

[AllAboutCams]

I choked on a piece of carrot

[Kolargol]

Learn this one thing today and you can save a life in the future.

[Diomed]

Here I thought you were going to tell us you got in one of those ''gunfight'' situations on the toilet.. You know where your shitting out a turd so big and hard and its excruciatingly painful?

Your sweating, and every second is so intense your like ''when is this going to end''? Then you hear the good bad and ugly theme.. And its agony with every push to the point you think your gonna have an aneurysm.. Your whole world stops and your only focus is the life threatening situation you find yourself in.. Just you the turd and your poor stretched little asshole.

That is a ''gunfight''.

[Diomed]

Don't forget that time you choked on a cock you poo loving son of a.. Did I ever tell you about the time I got into a gunfight on the toilet?

[nico-t]

Good
Serves you right you fat fuck

[Va2k]

Not in public, I bet you were scared... I know when it has happened to me it freaked me out, Hell the other night I took a banana to see if I could do what girlie's can do and deep throat it, well it was a soft banana and not firm, and over half broke off deep inside my throat so got the shit scared out of me,

while I was trying to swallow the part of banana that was deep into my throat, couldn't breath,swallow etc. I know the jokes that could come from me doing this lol I did it in front of family as a goof, NEVER AGAIN THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CyberHustler]

Originally Posted by Fungus

Not in public, I bet you were scared... I know when it has happened to me it freaked me out, Hell the other night I took a banana to see if I could do what girlie's can do and deep throat it, well it was a soft banana and not firm, and over half broke off deep inside my throat so got the shit scared out of me,

while I was trying to swallow the part of banana that was deep into my throat, couldn't breath,swallow etc. I know the jokes that could come from me doing this lol I did it in front of family as a goof, NEVER AGAIN THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lakerslive]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Cue lots of comments along the lines of 'Good' - 'Serves you right you fat fuck' - and stuff, but I'm being honest, and thought I'd share...


I was at a restaurant, eating steak...

As I was chewing, the piece of steak split in half, like a hinge, and the lower part dropped into my throat. It was to big to swallow, cause it was still attached to the other bit...

So... I couldn't breath, & I started to choke

I panicked, but managed to spit it out, into a napkin, but I also puked as well, all over the table...

Other diners, at first, looked on with disgust, but afterwards, from my blue complexion, and bulging eyes, I think they realised I couldn't help it...

I couldnt finish my meal, and had to leave - Really emabarressing - AND VERY SCARY...

Have YOU ever 'chocked' in public?

.

why would u be scared of dying? because like most of u here, life doesn't continue after death

[Jman]

I suggest next time you eat a steak use these

[Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Guy Ritchie was in the vicinity.

[Barry-xlovecam]

Yeah, taking a caplet the size of a horse pill -- never swallow horse size pills vertically. Took me 5 or 10 minutest to choke that bugger out of the opening of my windpipe in my throat but I could breathe through my nose ...

Note to self: Swallow horse sized caplets horizontally head up

[seeandsee]

thanks god everything finished fine

[CamKing]

I was playing basketball at the local YMCA , they always had candy machines up stairs before you went into the GYM I put a quarter in and got a Jaw Breaker popped it in my mouth and went to play some basketball , Jumped up for the shot bam stuck in my throat thought I was going to die do you know how thick a Jaw Breaker is?? lol ended up getting out some how don't really remember! scary yes

[shake]

I haven't choked on anything lately, but I'm sure that was pretty scary.. You start realizing how important breathing is all of a sudden for sure.

[epitome]

I like poo

[Struggle4Bucks]

I really expected a story from you where you nearly choked in an underestimated turd

[John-ACWM]

That's sad.