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  • Maxxx9000
    Confirmed User
    • May 2006
    • 1082

    #1

    Finding a programmer to work weekends is fucking impossible

    Why is it so god damn difficult to find a WP programmer to do some work in the weekends. Come on people were in the middle of a world wide crisis here. Lets hustle.
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  • geedub
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2005
    • 3489

    #2
    What world wide crisis?
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    • Grapesoda
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2003
      • 46234

      #3
      Originally posted by geedub
      What world wide crisis?
      you didn't know?

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      • Maxxx9000
        Confirmed User
        • May 2006
        • 1082

        #4
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        • woj
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          • Jul 2002
          • 47880

          #5
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          • Webmaster Advertising
            So Fucking Banned
            • Sep 2003
            • 1360

            #6
            Originally posted by geedub
            What world wide crisis?
            Apparently it has something to do with Wordpress...

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            • Dankasaur
              So Fucking Fossilized
              • Sep 2011
              • 1432

              #7
              Because some of us have family and friends who like to not work on the weekends?

              I don't work on the weekends... Want me to? My rates double.

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              • lakers
                Registered User
                • Sep 2003
                • 35

                #8
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                • L-Pink
                  working on my tan
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 39151

                  #9

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                  • freecartoonporn
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 7683

                    #10
                    strange , mine only works on weekends. coz he has full time job some other place.
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                    • Colmike9
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                      • Dec 2011
                      • 7217

                      #11
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                      • blackmonsters
                        Making PHP work
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 21141

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dankasaur
                        Because some of us have family and friends who like to not work on the weekends?

                        I don't work on the weekends... Want me to? My rates double.
                        Bullshit, were just too busy drinking.



                        Between yard work sessions that is.

                        Good luck.



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                        • Dankasaur
                          So Fucking Fossilized
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 1432

                          #13
                          Originally posted by blackmonsters
                          Bullshit, were just too busy drinking.



                          Between yard work sessions that is.

                          I get to go do arts and crafts today to help my friend get ready for his wedding next week because the future Mrs. is out of commission with a serious hangover today.

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                          • purecane
                            Annakin Skywalker
                            • Jan 2013
                            • 1324

                            #14
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                            • Forest
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 9136

                              #15
                              i have no problem getting my guys to work on the weekends when needed

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                              • blackmonsters
                                Making PHP work
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 21141

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Dankasaur
                                I get to go do arts and crafts today to help my friend get ready for his wedding next week because the future Mrs. is out of commission with a serious hangover today.
                                I just finished cutting the front yard, back from liquor store, 4 minutes posing grunting and
                                doing hip hop beats looking at my sweaty chest in the mirror, made drink and now reply to thread.

                                Sorry to hear about the arts and crafts.

                                Good luck.



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                                • Dankasaur
                                  So Fucking Fossilized
                                  • Sep 2011
                                  • 1432

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                  Sorry to hear about the arts and crafts.

                                  I lucked out, he just called and said they forgot they had to meet with the priest in a half hour we may do it tomorrow.

                                  So now I'm waiting for my nephews to get out of the shower and we're gonna go do some stuff.

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                                  • blackmonsters
                                    Making PHP work
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 21141

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Dankasaur
                                    I lucked out, he just called and said they forgot they had to meet with the priest in a half hour we may do it tomorrow.

                                    So now I'm waiting for my nephews to get out of the shower and we're gonna go do some stuff.
                                    Good luck.



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                                    • candyflip
                                      Carpe Visio
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 43076

                                      #19
                                      My girl is billed out at $90 an hour. If you are making that kind of money why the fuck would you work on the weekend?

                                      That said, I'm sitting in a church running three cameras and posting on GFY while working someone's wedding.

                                      A long fucking boring Catholic one at that.

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                                      • icymelon
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2007
                                        • 3220

                                        #20
                                        years I have made over 6 figures I worked weekends
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                                        • Mutt
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 34431

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Dankasaur
                                          Because some of us have family and friends who like to not work on the weekends?

                                          I don't work on the weekends... Want me to? My rates double.
                                          you have 4 products on your site and not one of them is ready
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                                          • Dankasaur
                                            So Fucking Fossilized
                                            • Sep 2011
                                            • 1432

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Mutt
                                            you have 4 products on your site and not one of them is ready
                                            And your point being...?

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                                            • epitome
                                              So Fucking Lame
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 12156

                                              #23
                                              Gonna take a stab in the dark here and say ... maybe because its the weekend?

                                              If you're doing things right you shouldn't have to work on the weekend unless you want to.

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                                              • TwinCities
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 492

                                                #24
                                                Virtually everyone I come across in this business drags their feet on stuff then finally comes out of their coma and want what they want pronto, rush rush, hurry hurry, like yesterday, what is taking everyone so long.

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                                                • idolbucks
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2008
                                                  • 914

                                                  #25
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                                                  • Webmaster Advertising
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                    • 1360

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by TwinCities
                                                    Virtually everyone I come across in this business drags their feet on stuff then finally comes out of their coma and want what they want pronto, rush rush, hurry hurry, like yesterday, what is taking everyone so long.
                                                    We had a client that we would have loved to have done his job for today but we actually had to refuse him because his requirements were unrealistic.

                                                    He wanted a fully customized Groupon type site for a specific industry, developing, testing, designing and launching in 7 days.

                                                    Theres physically no way a custom program be tested properly in just 7 days and this type of program would take a minimum of 30 days to get to the stage where we could even start the site build out.

                                                    It seems when it comes to website design and development, people do have unrealistic expectations and further, they constantly think that *they* are your only client so we can just drop everything and pander to them.

                                                    No wonder people get scammed by design and programming companies all the time, anyone who is desperate enough will hire the first guy off Craigslist they find and send them ridiculous amounts of money for the promise they'll complete the work 'tomorrow'.

                                                    There's a guy local to us in Jacksonville who charges $99 for a website, we're loving him right now because every week for the past 3 months while he has been advertising on Craigslist, we've picked up a new client that has used his service and hated what he delivered them in less than 24 hours. I for one hope he keeps advertising for many years to come

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                                                    • Ferus
                                                      Bye - Left to do stuff
                                                      • Feb 2013
                                                      • 4102

                                                      #27
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