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All of your iPhones sucks huge fucking donkey balls
We have four phones in our family, three androids and one iPhone. Guess how many iPhones we've broken the past year? Four.
Guess how many Androids we've broken in the past four years? Zero. We even have a special case to protect the iPhone, an Otter Box. Fuck this. I will never buy an iPhone again.
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Let's do some business!
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Even Apple isn't immune to user error.
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No one treats a cell phone as rough as I do. Rattling around inside a Harley saddle bag, dropping, forgetting it's in a back pocket and sitting down, getting it sprayed with yard sprinklers, having the overheat warning kick in when leaving it in the sun, etc. Go apple!
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My stepdaughter has broken 3 iPhones... she turns 12 next week. Guess what her wish list says:
iPhone 5 iPad 3 Macbook Trip to Hollywood WTF |
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Wow I've never broken a single phone in my entire life and I let me 3 year old niece play with it all the time. WTH are oyu guys doing with your phones? LOL
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Apparently I am the most careful person on the planet?
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It's as rough as I've ever treated a phone, but to me my iphone passes my rugged test. ![]()
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You fuckers are on crack. My local mall has special booths that sell special "iphone armor" and also a booth to fix cracked screens on iPhones.
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Totally Borked
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if that's that all-in-one spray on thing armour, stay the fuck away from that....
don't believe everything that is sold to you. just sayin.
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Quit being such a uncoordinated ass hat with your phone. I've broken 1 phone in 10 years. My Iphone works just fine cuz i'm not a complete idiot and keep breaking it. What kind of simple minded tool blames being a clutz on a phone? Do you drop a drinking glass once a month and blame it on the drinking glass? Nevermind, you probably do.
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They'll all break if you drop them enough
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Go on... I'm intrigued.
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Iphones are the strongest most durable phones built in the industry.
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I've thrown my iphones into my Harley sidebags, in glove compartments while offroading, it gets mounted to my handlebars regularly when I'm riding my bicycle, its gone in an underwater housing and went scuba diving with me, I've dropped it a few times.
All I have is regular case for it... from Rokform.com because of the cool mounting options. Other iphones, I've just had the regular bumper-type cases that you can get for them. I did have an otter case for a while but it was too damn big. I've had every iPhone from the 1st one thru the 4s, and never broke one... never cracked a screen, never dropped one in a toilet or swimming pool. Before I had an iPhone, I had a Motorola Razor and a Kyociera-something, and never had cases for those and never broke those either. I think maybe you're doing something wrong.
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As you wish...
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Maybe that's because there are more iPhones than any other phone. Supply and demand tells us that lots of product sold = lots of services for that product. When you have more than 85 million iPhones in existence, of course such booths will exist. This isn't rocket science.
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Rochard, seriously!!! What is your problem against apple? Yes there prices are toward extortion but they are quality products.
Get a quality case to protect the product. The iPhone 3GS here is still running great and I've had it since it came out summer '09. But to each his own. |
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Love my iphone and otterbox.
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I didn't know an OS is capable of protecting your hardware
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My 3GS was repaired 3 times after the 1 year warranty, cost around $200 in repairs, iphone 4 broke 3 times, twice inside warranty once out, cost $120... I now have a samsung S3, so far so good.
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Samsung Rugby might be better suited
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Everyone I know who owns an iphone has broken one.
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The old ones might have...but the new ones are solid. Hardware wise Apples phone can't be beat. Software is where Apple sucks compared to android. IOS fucking blows. |
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Ive had every iPhone with the exception of the 3gs, guess how many have broken on their own? 0. Treat your phone like shit, its gonna break.
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what its Iphone ?
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Best life i got with SAMSUNG phones, i used Nokia, SE and Siemens over last 10 years, but SAMSUNG is best, and i am using their Galaxy Y android and it's fishing all work!
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They also fix it asap if it does break. I had a speaker wifi problem and got a new phone in 10 minutes.
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had every generation... never broke one... then again i dont drop them
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i don't think they are quite as brittle as being stated but saying that is a bit rich... for the most part, you drop it once the screen is cracked (not good, everyone drops a phone at some point) and they are all but finished if they ever get wet other than a bit of rain drops. if they made them half as tough as cheap ass models they wouldn't be a problem.
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i am on my second iphone, now the 4S since it came out, previously the 3gs and never ever had a problem with one. dropped several times, even once in water, luckily it was in the otterbox and only got slightly damp.
sold the old 3gs for $200, it was like new.
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Had every version of iPhone since the original, always used an iSkin Revo case, never broken a single one and I'm ROUGH on my gadgets. It's easy to blame a company when you're the one fucking it up and don't want to take responsibility for how you treat your shit.
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Who uses the iPhone?
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I have never broken any iPhones
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Just got a Galaxy Note 2, I have no doubt this thing will crack the first time I drop it.
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