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Old 11-19-2012, 06:01 PM   #1
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eBay - Advertising Space - MY HEAD

All I can say is... wow.

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I am going to be losing all of my hair in 1-2 weeks due to the side effects of chemotherapy. I have student loans, a mortgage, and I only get 60% of my pay from disability during treatment. I need assistance making ends meet.


I am auctioning off advertising space on the back of my head once my hair is gone.


My name is Lindy and I am 25 years old. I live in a college/young professional town of almost 75,000 people in Michigan and work at a Fortune 500 company. I am an especially active person with a flourishing social life, so there is no doubt your ad would be seen daily, all over town! My friends and I spend a considerable amount of time out and about in local bars and trying new restaurants. I love going to sporting events, concerts, and traveling when I have the money. I am looking forward to my company Christmas party that hundreds of people attend each year.



I am willing to lend my bald head as a canvas for your organization?s message! I would prefer a temporary tattoo (provided by your company), but I wouldn't say no to wearing a sticker. I will NOT promote anything that is racist, sexist, homophobic, lewd, or otherwise deemed offensive (by me). And if your organization does promote those things, go to hell.
Of course there are other stipulations and I would be happy to discuss them with you via messaging. The basic terms are:


Your logo/slogan/contact info on the back or side of my bald head every day (morning, noon, and night!), no matter where I go, for one whole week! (unless otherwise negotiated per your request.) I just hope I don?t have any weddings for funerals that week J



I know this is a long shot, but chemo started last week and I just noticed a lot of loose hairs this morning so I wanted to give it a try.


If you have any questions or want to confirm a logo/slogan prior to bidding, please email me! I WILL REFUSE this service and payment if we cannot agree on an appropriate message so I recommend pre-approving you message J.


Thank you and happy bidding!

No returns! Website won't let me update the return policy below. NO RETURNS. I will contact you once my head is shaved and we can process payment after that.
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Old 11-19-2012, 06:36 PM   #2
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Old 11-19-2012, 06:46 PM   #3
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I would have to do a skype call with her first before anything else. Being a skeptic is healthy.
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Old 11-19-2012, 08:28 PM   #4
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Old 11-19-2012, 08:30 PM   #5
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She's hot.

Having sex for money is degrading. Having an advertisement on your head is not.
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