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02-17-2003, 12:13 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Post your French jokes
People seem down on the Frenchies lately for their opposition to Bush on Iraq, so what better time to make fun of them?
Q: Why do the French have trees on both sides of the street? A: So the Germans can march in the shade. Q: How many frenchmen does it take to defend paris? A: Nobody knows. Q: Why does the french military have such attractive uniforms? A: Because the camoflage is on the back. American to Frenchman: "Do you speak German?" Frenchman: "No." American: "You're Welcome!" And in closing.. two helpful phrases for tourists visiting France: "Would you stop spitting on me while you're talking!" "Voulez-vous cesser de me cracher dessus pendant que vous parlez!" "How much for the little girl?" "Combien pour la fillette?" |
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02-17-2003, 12:14 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I prefer christian jokes.
are you christian?
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02-17-2003, 12:17 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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02-17-2003, 12:17 PM
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The Traffic Cowboy
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I used all these jokes when we shot French FUCK Faces !
Fuck her like a French Nun ! Make her moan like Lisa !
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02-17-2003, 12:18 PM
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french have hairy armpits and also smell
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02-17-2003, 12:20 PM
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2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
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french=joke I thought?
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02-17-2003, 12:20 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I posted these the other day.
Some are in your post at the top.... These appeared in The Sun newspaper... How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris ? Nobody knows because they never tried it... The French have just ordered a new flag design. It's a white cross on a white background.... Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees ? So the Germans could march in the shade... Where do you find 60million French Jokes ? In France... What's the difference between a Wonderbra and the French World Cup squad ? A Wonderbra has decent support - and a cup... What is the difference between Frenchmen and toast ? You can make soldiers out of toast... What's the definition of confusion ? Father's Day in Paris... What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals ? Philippe Flop... What's the first thing you are taught when joining te French army ? To say "I surrender" in German... Why was Jesus not born in France ? Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin... Why don't the French like the fireworks at Disneyland Paris ? Because every time they go off, people start to surrender... What do you call a good-looking woman in France ? A tourist... What is a Frenchman's idea of safe sex ? Marking the cows that kick... Why do the French eat snails ? It gives them speedier reactions... Jacques Chirac walked into a bar with a parrot on his head and the landlord said " How did this happen" ? The parrot replied "It all started as a pimple on my ass"... When East and West Germany got back together there were talks to relocate the capital city..... Back to Paris...
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02-17-2003, 12:26 PM
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We need more free porn
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Montreal
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Tu veux qu'on poste des jokes en français!?! cool!! C'est la 1ère fois qu'on fait ce genre de demande la.. Ayoye. Chu toute énarvé!
C't'une fois un gars qui voulait rentrer dans la police La police se tasse, et le gars rentre dans l'mur.
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02-17-2003, 12:55 PM
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French Joke :
How do you call an intelligent man in the us ? A tourist !  |
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02-17-2003, 12:55 PM
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Whats 100,000 Frenchman with their arms up?
-- The French Army! 
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02-17-2003, 01:05 PM
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02-17-2003, 01:06 PM
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Why do the French stink?
So blind people can hate them too. |
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02-17-2003, 01:11 PM
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old, but still good
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, " says the genie. The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming. The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out." The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
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