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BareBacked 11-03-2012 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 19291834)
That would be a yes. ;p


:thumbsup

so please explain how it works to us .

k0nr4d 11-03-2012 11:11 AM

If you're selling this for $20, and you sell say 1000 copies, won't craigslist catch on very quickly when all thier ads start vanishing because people are spamming them?

candyflip 11-03-2012 11:16 AM

Sounds like a pretty scummy way of marketing on Craigslist.

This is scummy asshole software, not spam software.

sarettah 11-03-2012 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by BareBacked (Post 19292556)
so please explain how it works to us .

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 19292591)
Sounds like a pretty scummy way of marketing on Craigslist.

This is scummy asshole software, not spam software.

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 19292585)
If you're selling this for $20, and you sell say 1000 copies, won't craigslist catch on very quickly when all thier ads start vanishing because people are spamming them?

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19292322&postcount=34

sarettah 11-03-2012 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 19292585)
If you're selling this for $20, and you sell say 1000 copies, won't craigslist catch on very quickly when all thier ads start vanishing because people are spamming them?

this one was by mistake. answered above.

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helterskelter808 11-03-2012 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 19292322)
The program was written to create the illusion that it is doing in order to pull in rubes and have fun with them.

I guess it's a real good thing that nobody thought it was real because some people get real pissed off when they feel that they have been made to look foolish, ya know?

Only problem is, the "joke" is the "software". The "joke" only works if people try it. And partly through to disinterest and partly due to the hapless way you wrote your posts, it seems like almost nobody tried it.

So basically the "joke" was: you took the time to start three different threads in two different forums claiming you wrote a shady program, and people criticized what you said you were selling. I'm not sure why that makes anyone look foolish but you. Nobody is 'pissed off' at anything other than what you said you were doing.

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Originally Posted by BareBacked (Post 19292556)
so please explain how it works to us .

Basically (for some reason) this guy went to the trouble of posting three threads claiming he did something, and thinks it's comedy gold that people assumed he wasn't lying.

Yngwie 11-03-2012 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 19290821)
Any tool can be used for the good that it was designed for or for the evil that a user can think up for it.

It is not my fault that your mind immediately goes to the evil side of that equation.

I built it for good not for evil.

because I am a nice guy :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by d-null (Post 19290833)
always good to see a female programmer in a normally male dominated world :thumbsup

There seems to be a problem here. lol

jawanda 11-03-2012 11:56 AM

sarettah ... you have too much free time on your hands, man :)

mce 11-03-2012 01:52 PM

Do you do MLM referral software? I need one done for offline referrals. Also, I need a mainstream link building web script done... Can anyone help me?

kane 11-03-2012 02:06 PM

So there really is now software and this is a joke? Now I'm really confused.

sarettah 11-03-2012 02:16 PM

Fiddy fake flagging bots

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 19292780)
So there really is now software and this is a joke? Now I'm really confused.

Yes, the entire thing was a joke, a farce, a satire. The software is fake, it does nothing except produce an illusion of doing something.

It was my way of entertaining myself on a Friday while I installed a bunch of stuff on my back-up laptop so I could have a machine to work with.

The flaghag page was originally created a few years back to screw with some people at craigslist who were openly requesting flagging bots. While I was moving things around yesterday I saw it and decided I could have fun with it.

And I did, even if apparently noone else did ;p

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Tjeezers 11-03-2012 03:36 PM

http://www.madspiders.com/pictures/gfysig.jpg

love the count down timer...
48 days and we are all blown to oblivion, meeting pinhead and his friends.

sarettah 11-03-2012 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Tjeezers (Post 19292895)
http://www.madspiders.com/pictures/gfysig.jpg

love the count down timer...
48 days and we are all blown to oblivion, meeting pinhead and his friends.

Yep, just over a month and a half so we might as well fuck around :thumbsup

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rowan 11-03-2012 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 19292780)
So there really is now software and this is a joke? Now I'm really confused.

The mention of billions of proxies should be a giveaway... that would be like every IP in use in the world happens to be a proxy. :thumbsup

sarettah 11-04-2012 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan (Post 19293258)
The mention of billions of proxies should be a giveaway... that would be like every IP in use in the world happens to be a proxy. :thumbsup


Thank you for that. I thought that through out the sales text I had kind of indicated that the whole thing was a farce.


First the idea that I would openly attempt to sell something that could only be described as "illegal" I would have thought would have tipped most folks off.

But then, like you say, the promise of "billions of proxies and robots", something associated with viruses and scammers would be a tip off:

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Our super stealth mode combined with the leverage of literally billions of available proxies and robots

...............

But wait, you get more!! That's right, along with the FlagHag 5000 you get the power of the FlagHag 5000 proxy and robot armies. That is literally billions of computers at your beck and call on a moments notice.

Then I thought the name of it would be a clue that it was bullshit:

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FlagHag 5000 automated flagging engine

Then an impossible support promise. There is no way that I know of that any body can honestly promise support for your lifetime. A product's lifetime, yes. A company's lifetime, yes. But your lifetime?

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Not enough for you? Well you also get unlimited support of the FlagHag 5000 for YOUR lfetime. That is absolutely correct, you are NOT reading it wrong. We provide support to the FlagHaqg 5000 for YOUR entire lifetime not our lifetime, not the FlagHag 5000 lifetime but YOUR lifetime and that is absolutely guaranteed.

Then a bullshit money-back guarantee. 3 times the price of a free try.


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So, go on over to The FlagHag 5000 and give it a try. If you are not totally astounded we will gladly refund 3 times the amount you spent to try it.

Then a reference to doing cc's out of Guatemala which since the Crescent days has been associated with the bad guys.


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We do all purchases privately and confidentially through our bank in Guatemala

Then, here in this very thread I openly ducked the TOS message question, writing it off as a technical glitch and using a Baghdad Bob meme in my answer. Then I passed it on to my developers "Hopsing" and "Deepali". Hopsing ?? Anyone remember Bonanza?


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That? That's nothing, just a little technical glitch. I have our developers Hopsing and Deepali working on it as I type this.

Nothing to worry about, really. I mean it.

http://www.madspiders.com/images/bbob.jpg


And of course my tech guys are so good that they have inside contacts at Craigslist?


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Ok, I just heard back from Deepali and he said "sir, I speak to Craigslist contact Rhaja and he say that a person call Craigslist and report the FlagHag 5000. Sir, he say that they report it as a "spammer tool". I tell Rhaja it is not spammer tool but marketing tool. Rhaja, he say ok and he say no worry you about the TOS. Sir, you ok sir"


Yes, I thought I had made it pretty damn obvious that it was bullshit.


But, it appears I was still too subtle. :helpme


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helterskelter808 11-04-2012 08:11 AM

Dude, nobody read it. Just like nobody read that.


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