Whats the best way to Jack Off? - GoFuckYourself.com

Massivecock · 02-15-2003, 10:36 PM

Ive been wondering what the best way to Jack off is.

Like should you use Baby oil or maybe Ky jelly.

How about fucking a Real Doll or those portable pocket pussies.

In the Shower or public..

Tell me the Best way to Jack off!

Gimme some Good Techniques!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LiveDose · 02-15-2003, 10:38 PM

Oh, I thought this was going to be a shot at Bush...

ace0r · 02-15-2003, 10:44 PM

fleshlight

FATPad · 02-15-2003, 10:44 PM

Don't worry. At some point the attack on Iraq will be tied to Bush taking over the baby oil market and trying to put an end to people who masturbate using KY Jelly. And it won't be on some stupid site like CNN it will be on something credible like www.anotherwhackystory.com.

maxjohan · 02-15-2003, 10:45 PM

how about fucking a real girl.

...No real girl then no drama.

heck, a doll in public?

KRL · 02-15-2003, 10:59 PM

Jesus, what is happening to GFY these days. A guy in the porn biz is asking for jacking off technique advise. This is such a sad thread.

Massivecock · 02-15-2003, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Jesus, what is happening to GFY these days. A guy in the porn biz is asking for jacking off technique advise. This is such a sad thread.

LOL!!

Im doing this to break the flow of People Bashing, War mongering, negative posts that are flooding the board.

This post is not to be taken seriously.

Be creative, describe some off the wall ways to beat off!

hehehe
its all good.

init · 02-15-2003, 11:09 PM

does anyone actually have one of those flesh light htingies, i was thinking of buying one a while back to see if that shit felt good rofl

Pipecrew · 02-15-2003, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Don't worry. At some point the attack on Iraq will be tied to Bush taking over the baby oil market and trying to put an end to people who masturbate using KY Jelly. And it won't be on some stupid site like CNN it will be on something credible like www.anotherwhackystory.com.

haha

Snake Doctor · 02-15-2003, 11:14 PM

Jacking off is a conspiracy perpetuated by the CIA and the state controlled liberal media.
Anyone who buys into all of this "jacking off" nonsense has been brainwashed by the government.

Hamlet · 02-15-2003, 11:16 PM

try a boring a hole into a watermelon.
I've heard it can feel very "womanly"

OneHungLo · 02-15-2003, 11:18 PM

Left hand backwards feels like someome else is doing it

Heineken · 02-15-2003, 11:21 PM

Try the Gofuckyourself style

KRL · 02-15-2003, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Massivecock

LOL!!

Im doing this to break the flow of People Bashing, War mongering, negative posts that are flooding the board.

This post is not to be taken seriously.

Be creative, describe some off the wall ways to beat off!

hehehe
its all good.

I know MC, no one could seriously need whacking advice whose in the porn biz.

jim manly · 02-15-2003, 11:41 PM

The ol' thumb in the ass works good!

archer · 02-16-2003, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jim manly
The ol' thumb in the ass works good!

i've heard from a number of sources that a a good prostate massage and jacking off at the same time can give a very powerful orgasm

Although, I wouldn't know anything about that, personally.

escorpio · 02-16-2003, 01:34 AM

Astroglide - second only to nature

AM Jeff · 02-16-2003, 01:47 AM

dry...like it rough

Jakke PNG · 02-16-2003, 03:23 AM

Pulling the foreskin back and forth.. give it a go

Chong · 02-16-2003, 03:28 AM

beating off stoned.

MichaelAncher · 02-16-2003, 05:38 AM

fold a piece of raw liver around your dick and pretend she's having her period.

Joe Sixpack · 02-16-2003, 05:41 AM

George Bush is going to make jacking off illegal... haven't you heard... it's unpatriotic!

NoCarrier · 02-16-2003, 06:44 AM

The only technique that will work for you:

Watch that picture:

FRANKENSTEIN · 02-16-2003, 06:53 AM

I jack off with someone elses hand.

Ross · 02-16-2003, 08:45 AM

With a sexy hot blonde chick!
Can't beat it

Funbrunette · 02-16-2003, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ace0r
fleshlight

LMAO!!!!

J.R. · 02-16-2003, 11:31 AM

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You know who's

MuleScrote · 02-16-2003, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MichaelAncher
fold a piece of raw liver around your dick and pretend she's having her period.

Dude...that's just wrong!!!

Nasty D · 02-16-2003, 11:34 AM

Jack off in front of your girlfriend while she plays with herself!

escorpio · 02-16-2003, 11:35 AM

Grab a slut by the ears. Insert penis into mouth. Withdraw. Repeat as necessary.

candyflip · 02-16-2003, 11:37 AM

Wet Lubes

- from me and my girl.

Massivecock · 02-16-2003, 01:13 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by J.R.
Looking at BIG HUGE NATURAL BOOBS!

You know who's [/QUOTE

Hehe...

Shhhhhhhhhhh.....

Can't have that getting out..

michel · 02-16-2003, 01:48 PM

Hope I'm able to tell this in English, well here we go:

First thing, you sit on the hand you usually Don't jerk off with.
Wait until you can't feel that hand anymore (like sometimes you fall asleep on your arm and you can't move it for a while after you wake up)
Then wrap that hand around your cock with your "good" hand, hold it like that and jerk off! Feels like somebody else is doing it. That's all, but hurrry , cause it won't last long.

FATPad · 02-16-2003, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lenny2
Jacking off is a conspiracy perpetuated by the CIA and the state controlled liberal media.
Anyone who buys into all of this "jacking off" nonsense has been brainwashed by the government.

FINALLY! Someone else knows the TRUTH!

No one jacks off. The only people who do jack off are idiots who were told to by CNN.

Open your minds people! Stop doing what you're told to!

TheJimmy · 02-16-2003, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OneHungLo
Left hand backwards feels like someome else is doing it

I find that a varation of that is best...

Just wack it like normal then RIGHT before you do your thing switch hands...feels like a whole new woman ;)

or man, however you are inclined...

oh and Astrogluide is the best for lube, bar none!

Massivecock · 02-16-2003, 03:25 PM

How about sucking your own cock?

Anyone here done that?

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