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wethoney · 02-16-2003, 12:06 PM

Anyone ever actually fucked one of these? http://www.realdoll.com Not sure about you but they look pretty hot

or maybe i've been up for 3 days doing gay porn design.

SpaceAce · 02-16-2003, 12:19 PM

I just have a hard (hah!) time believeing they can make an artificial pussy as good as the real thing.

SpaceAce

Ross · 02-16-2003, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
I just have a hard (hah!) time believeing they can make an artificial pussy as good as the real thing.

SpaceAce

docomofo · 02-16-2003, 01:03 PM

if it feels as good as my hand sign me up!

MrPopup · 02-16-2003, 01:04 PM

Why the fuck did they make CHARLIE with such a small dick?

MrPopup · 02-16-2003, 01:06 PM

Anybody that would feel inclined to take that thing in a fucking bubble bath with them would also qualify for some drugs to control schizophrenia.

SwingersDiary · 02-16-2003, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by MrPopup
Anybody that would feel inclined to take that thing in a fucking bubble bath with them would also qualify for some drugs to control schizophrenia.

That looks like a Wethoney Shot

Slick · 02-16-2003, 01:15 PM

If I had one of these, I'd never leave the house

Check out the rest of the poses of this one
http://www.realdoll.com/sample11.html

JenaPornKings · 02-16-2003, 01:23 PM

FUckers are damn expensive!!!

Slick · 02-16-2003, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by JenaPornKings
FUckers are damn expensive!!!

Yeah, they sure are, BUT you can buy just the pussy if you want for only $1500, ha ha ha

wethoney · 02-16-2003, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by JenaPornKings
FUckers are damn expensive!!!

Well.. when I was "pricing" them they were around 5k that's an expensive date.

Scott McD · 02-16-2003, 01:47 PM

I fucked her...

mech · 02-16-2003, 02:35 PM

Wait until you get a load of this http://www.dollforum.com/!

mule · 02-16-2003, 02:46 PM

LOL, she has stretch marks on her thighs

AllisonWonderland · 02-16-2003, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by mech
Wait until you get a load of this http://www.dollforum.com/!

Oh. My. God.

rowan · 02-16-2003, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by mech
Wait until you get a load of this http://www.dollforum.com/!

Stephanie has been stolen!

http://www.dollforum.com/cgi-bin/ult...c&f=1&t=000602

"What makes me angry is I really wanted Stephanie and worked hard to get her. Now, I don't know where she is, although it does look like some ape has taken her. This moron got her for no cost, won't take care of her, and probably won't be punished for what he's done."

JenaPornKings · 02-16-2003, 05:24 PM

LOL.....too much like fucking a dead person though ....dontcha think??

AllisonWonderland · 02-16-2003, 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by rowan

Stephanie has been stolen!

http://www.dollforum.com/cgi-bin/ult...c&f=1&t=000602

"What makes me angry is I really wanted Stephanie and worked hard to get her. Now, I don't know where she is, although it does look like some ape has taken her. This moron got her for no cost, won't take care of her, and probably won't be punished for what he's done."

Don't forget the doll that was stoled from FedEx and raped! That's some entertaining reading.

nikudorei · 02-16-2003, 07:18 PM

god this is funny. these guys need to have sex with a real live woman atleast once.

fucken idiots.

XXXPaysiteDesign · 02-16-2003, 07:20 PM

from the looks of those dolls I'm gonna have to say I'd hit it.

KrazieSweets · 02-16-2003, 07:21 PM

I seen some shit like this on "Real Sex" interesting...lol....where do they come up with this shit..lol...and what kind of fucking idiot would lost his doll

candyflip · 02-16-2003, 07:23 PM

Or the Real Doll paysite...

http://www.realdollpics.com/

Nasty D · 02-16-2003, 07:24 PM

Yeah I might have hit that doll too.....she is hot......there was episode on these dolls on Real Sex on HBO or Showtime! The guy and his girfreind got one for a 3 way and his girlfreind was a hottie!

candyflip · 02-16-2003, 07:27 PM

Somewhat twisted?
http://www.dollalbum.com

Baal · 02-16-2003, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by mech
Wait until you get a load of this http://www.dollforum.com/!

Damn, man. Some niche's never fail to blow me away.

Some guy's 21 year old daughter helped him pick out his Real Doll, as described in that forum. To each their own I guess, but my brain still *boggles*.

Now to figure out how to exploit that niche (minus that daughter connection, that is)... muhahaha!

XXXPaysiteDesign · 02-16-2003, 07:33 PM

Nice rack!

jimmyf · 02-16-2003, 07:37 PM

I got an email from a friend that saw that TV show about'm, he's thinking about getting one and giving his wife the boot.

He said he wouldn't have 2 listen to all her shit.

alias · 02-16-2003, 07:38 PM

eroswebmaster · 02-16-2003, 07:38 PM

HAHA!

eroswebmaster · 02-16-2003, 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by alias

Looks like the 2nd one from the right is a tranny.

eroswebmaster · 02-16-2003, 07:41 PM

Oh man Real Doll Gang Bang?!?!

alias · 02-16-2003, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Oh man Real Doll Gang Bang?!?!

thats FUCKED UP

wethoney · 02-16-2003, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Oh man Real Doll Gang Bang?!?!

Real Doll Bukkake anyone?

Slick · 02-16-2003, 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign
Nice rack!

I wonder if those tits are real ????

Sarah_Jayne · 02-16-2003, 08:57 PM

one of the sex shops in London had the butt and dick portion of one of the males dolls. The dick still felt fake to the touch but much more real than a normal dildo.

Thing is it was on SALE..for $200...god knows what the full price was.

But hey, as sad as you think they are they are the type of guys that put food on most of our tables.

haggard · 02-16-2003, 09:04 PM

it would actually be kinda scary screwing those dolls.

KC · 02-16-2003, 09:08 PM

I would get a few but they look like they have implants.. I just don't think that's right. They should at least have real tits!!

Kanoealoha · 02-16-2003, 09:19 PM

Read through the forum...they talk about cuddling, sleeping with them and one guy and his wife have like....5-7 dolls...and storing beds for them...crazy

Carrie · 02-16-2003, 09:20 PM

I wonder if their tits jiggle when you fuck 'em?
It wouldn't be any fun if they didn't...

I bet Boneprone's fucked at least one.

Kimmykim · 02-16-2003, 09:43 PM

OMG this is hilarious!

natas · 02-16-2003, 09:50 PM

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

That forum is INSANE!!

Dravyk · 02-16-2003, 09:53 PM

3 ..... 2..... 1..... Thunderbirds finally have dates!!

tony286 · 02-16-2003, 09:55 PM

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Or the Real Doll paysite...

The perfect model always ready for work, never a complaint, never wants more money. lol

Kanoealoha · 02-16-2003, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by Carrie
I wonder if their tits jiggle when you fuck 'em?
It wouldn't be any fun if they didn't...

One pic, the doll was laying flat on her stomach andher tits were pushing out on the sides...lookedpretty damn real...so they probably do haha, its all too much

SpaceAce · 02-16-2003, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by nikudorei
god this is funny. these guys need to have sex with a real live woman atleast once.

fucken idiots.

I don't see it that way

I think part of the fun is that they AREN'T real. It fuels the fantasy; it's naughty and weird. Sounds fun to me

SpaceAce

CDSmith · 02-16-2003, 11:09 PM

More on the real doll.....

"Other enhancements currently available:

1. Interactive sensory response system: This system is composed of sensors embedded in the Realdoll's breasts, vaginal and anal entries. The doll is connected via an ethernet cable (up to 100') to your PC, and when the various sensors are triggered by activity, the doll will respond with sensor specific audio. The software will run on any Windows based PC, and is completely user editable; The directories for each sensor can be editied to the user's taste by adding or subtracting specific audio files. This system is currently offered in limited quantity. Please check with us for availablity if you are interested in adding this option to your order. The price for this option is currently $1500.00

2. Hip Gyration system: This is a robotic actuator that is embedded in the Realdoll's chest/abdomen area. When activated by the external control unit, the doll will gyrate her hips in a pre-programmed pattern loop. Eventually this pattern will also be editable. The unit runs on 24 volts DC, and is UL Listed. The actuator itself has been able to lift up to 500 lbs and uses a state of the art control system which includes an automatic clutch system that will allow slippage if too much weight is present. This eliminates the possibility of damaging the actuator or the Realdoll.

With accessories, add-on options and shipping this doll could run you close to $10k. But there's no bitching, no yapping, no backtalking, no whining, no high maintenance, no arguing, no headaches, no spending, no cheating,

just lovie-dovie whenever you feel the urge to merge. Ayuh.

Sarah_Jayne · 02-16-2003, 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
OMG this is hilarious!

but slightly disturbing image, no?

Guess some people keep their dirty mags under the bed. Cam you imagine if the cops had to go into the house and they pulled out that drawer and for a second thought they had a body on their hands...lol

Kimmykim · 02-16-2003, 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc

but slightly disturbing image, no?

Guess some people keep their dirty mags under the bed. Cam you imagine if the cops had to go into the house and they pulled out that drawer and for a second thought they had a body on their hands...lol

THAT would be priceless! I can just imagine the look on the cops face, maybe we should suggest this to CSI or one of those other cop dramas --

Sarah_Jayne · 02-16-2003, 11:54 PM

quick, let me edit out my post and write it up myself.

Rip · 02-16-2003, 11:59 PM

I got ron jeremy's video of him screwing a real doll in my members area

02-16-2003, 12:06 PM	#1
wethoney So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,032	the "real doll" Anyone ever actually fucked one of these? http://www.realdoll.com Not sure about you but they look pretty hot or maybe i've been up for 3 days doing gay porn design.

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Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	If I had one of these, I'd never leave the house Check out the rest of the poses of this one http://www.realdoll.com/sample11.html Last edited by Slick; 02-16-2003 at 01:27 PM..

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SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	I just have a hard (hah!) time believeing they can make an artificial pussy as good as the real thing. SpaceAce

02-16-2003, 01:03 PM	#4
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02-16-2003, 01:23 PM	#9
JenaPornKings I have traffic for sale! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 127	FUckers are damn expensive!!!

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mule Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: hamsterdam Posts: 6,085	LOL, she has stretch marks on her thighs __________________ Converting like a mofo

02-16-2003, 05:24 PM	#17
JenaPornKings I have traffic for sale! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 127	LOL.....too much like fucking a dead person though ....dontcha think??

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KrazieSweets So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,060	I seen some shit like this on "Real Sex" interesting...lol....where do they come up with this shit..lol...and what kind of fucking idiot would lost his doll

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XXXPaysiteDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Everett, WA Posts: 2,201	Nice rack! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	one of the sex shops in London had the butt and dick portion of one of the males dolls. The dick still felt fake to the touch but much more real than a normal dildo. Thing is it was on SALE..for $200...god knows what the full price was. But hey, as sad as you think they are they are the type of guys that put food on most of our tables.

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Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	I wonder if their tits jiggle when you fuck 'em? It wouldn't be any fun if they didn't... I bet Boneprone's fucked at least one.

02-16-2003, 09:43 PM	#40
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	OMG this is hilarious!

02-16-2003, 09:50 PM	#41
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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	More on the real doll..... "Other enhancements currently available: 1. Interactive sensory response system: This system is composed of sensors embedded in the Realdoll's breasts, vaginal and anal entries. The doll is connected via an ethernet cable (up to 100') to your PC, and when the various sensors are triggered by activity, the doll will respond with sensor specific audio. The software will run on any Windows based PC, and is completely user editable; The directories for each sensor can be editied to the user's taste by adding or subtracting specific audio files. This system is currently offered in limited quantity. Please check with us for availablity if you are interested in adding this option to your order. The price for this option is currently $1500.00 2. Hip Gyration system: This is a robotic actuator that is embedded in the Realdoll's chest/abdomen area. When activated by the external control unit, the doll will gyrate her hips in a pre-programmed pattern loop. Eventually this pattern will also be editable. The unit runs on 24 volts DC, and is UL Listed. The actuator itself has been able to lift up to 500 lbs and uses a state of the art control system which includes an automatic clutch system that will allow slippage if too much weight is present. This eliminates the possibility of damaging the actuator or the Realdoll. With accessories, add-on options and shipping this doll could run you close to $10k. But there's no bitching, no yapping, no backtalking, no whining, no high maintenance, no arguing, no headaches, no spending, no cheating, just lovie-dovie whenever you feel the urge to merge. Ayuh. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	quick, let me edit out my post and write it up myself.

02-16-2003, 11:59 PM	#50
Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	I got ron jeremy's video of him screwing a real doll in my members area