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natas 02-16-2003 09:50 PM

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

That forum is INSANE!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dravyk 02-16-2003 09:53 PM

3 ..... 2..... 1..... Thunderbirds finally have dates!!



http://freespace.virgin.net/anthony....ges/Family.jpg

tony286 02-16-2003 09:55 PM

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Or the Real Doll paysite...

The perfect model always ready for work, never a complaint, never wants more money. lol

Kanoealoha 02-16-2003 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by Carrie
I wonder if their tits jiggle when you fuck 'em?
It wouldn't be any fun if they didn't...

One pic, the doll was laying flat on her stomach andher tits were pushing out on the sides...lookedpretty damn real...so they probably do haha, its all too much :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SpaceAce 02-16-2003 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by nikudorei
god this is funny. these guys need to have sex with a real live woman atleast once.

fucken idiots.

I don't see it that way :) I think part of the fun is that they AREN'T real. It fuels the fantasy; it's naughty and weird. Sounds fun to me :thumbsup

SpaceAce

CDSmith 02-16-2003 11:09 PM

More on the real doll.....

"Other enhancements currently available:

1. Interactive sensory response system: This system is composed of sensors embedded in the Realdoll's breasts, vaginal and anal entries. The doll is connected via an ethernet cable (up to 100') to your PC, and when the various sensors are triggered by activity, the doll will respond with sensor specific audio. The software will run on any Windows based PC, and is completely user editable; The directories for each sensor can be editied to the user's taste by adding or subtracting specific audio files. This system is currently offered in limited quantity. Please check with us for availablity if you are interested in adding this option to your order. The price for this option is currently $1500.00

2. Hip Gyration system: This is a robotic actuator that is embedded in the Realdoll's chest/abdomen area. When activated by the external control unit, the doll will gyrate her hips in a pre-programmed pattern loop. Eventually this pattern will also be editable. The unit runs on 24 volts DC, and is UL Listed. The actuator itself has been able to lift up to 500 lbs and uses a state of the art control system which includes an automatic clutch system that will allow slippage if too much weight is present. This eliminates the possibility of damaging the actuator or the Realdoll.


With accessories, add-on options and shipping this doll could run you close to $10k. But there's no bitching, no yapping, no backtalking, no whining, no high maintenance, no arguing, no headaches, no spending, no cheating,

just lovie-dovie whenever you feel the urge to merge. Ayuh.

Sarah_Jayne 02-16-2003 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
OMG this is hilarious!

but slightly disturbing image, no?

Guess some people keep their dirty mags under the bed. Cam you imagine if the cops had to go into the house and they pulled out that drawer and for a second thought they had a body on their hands...lol

Kimmykim 02-16-2003 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc


but slightly disturbing image, no?

Guess some people keep their dirty mags under the bed. Cam you imagine if the cops had to go into the house and they pulled out that drawer and for a second thought they had a body on their hands...lol

THAT would be priceless! I can just imagine the look on the cops face, maybe we should suggest this to CSI or one of those other cop dramas --

Sarah_Jayne 02-16-2003 11:54 PM

quick, let me edit out my post and write it up myself.

Rip 02-16-2003 11:59 PM

I got ron jeremy's video of him screwing a real doll in my members area :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mark Wildon 02-17-2003 12:00 AM

http://www.cyborgasmatrix.com/DollsTorso_Gallery.htm

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sarah_Jayne 02-17-2003 12:18 AM

I think, I could be wrong, that Garill has a set of a woman having lesbian sex with a real doll. If it isn't a real doll it is something close. I'm doing this from memory.

CDSmith 02-17-2003 12:46 AM

From the realdoll site:

<i>Best sex I ever had! I swear to God! This RealDoll feels better than a real woman! She's fantastic! I love her! This RealDoll is for real, I swear! Better than a woman! My wife isn't as good as that! May God take away all my ratings if I'm lying! I'll take a lie detector test! I swear on the life of my children! I did it and it was fullfilling! I did it and I'm proud of it! It was great! It was the best sex I ever had! Thank you RealDoll.com! It was fabulous! I could fall in love with that thing!</i>

~ Howard Stern



LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RedShoe 02-17-2003 01:12 AM

Sad, sad, sad...

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...dShoe+and+doll
:(

JenaPornKings 02-17-2003 01:31 AM

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Originally posted by Mark Wildon
http://www.cyborgasmatrix.com/DollsTorso_Gallery.htm

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


they are just plain ugly to me

nike 02-17-2003 05:44 AM

"Teeth - each doll comes with upper and lower soft fold-back teeth"

Every girl should have these...

Slick 02-17-2003 07:13 AM

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Originally posted by Carrie
I wonder if their tits jiggle when you fuck 'em?
It wouldn't be any fun if they didn't...

Yep, I bet they would, here's a clip from their site, they seem pretty realistic, he he he.
http://www.realdoll.com/images/boobs.gif

tony286 02-17-2003 09:39 AM

Here's a question You finally met a girl and get into a relationship, do you tell her about the real doll or do you throw out $5000 lol

QualityMpegs 02-17-2003 11:33 AM

I'd fuck one for the hell of it...but they seem like an expensive fuck.

Scott McD 02-17-2003 12:43 PM

Umm......

http://www.cyborgasmatrix.com/TorsoS...ndoraSakai.jpg

liquidkid 02-17-2003 12:49 PM

So I'm wondering if there is a string you can pull in the back of the doll that will make it moan or somthing??

wethoney 02-17-2003 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by liquidkid
So I'm wondering if there is a string you can pull in the back of the doll that will make it moan or somthing??
I think the real ones have audio and a "rotating" tongue

liquidkid 02-17-2003 12:55 PM

Its like a fucking gumby doll...

NoCarrier 02-17-2003 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by Mark Wildon
http://www.cyborgasmatrix.com/DollsTorso_Gallery.htm

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Why is there someone vacuum cleaning in the back!?

Lane 02-17-2003 12:58 PM

this doll actually costs less than the real girlfriend, in the long run

liquidkid 02-17-2003 12:58 PM

Silicone Repair Kit ... lol

CDSmith 02-17-2003 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by Scott McD
Umm......
Umm what? Those one's at cyborgas-whatever aren't the HOT ones located at the real site: www.realdoll.com

Those one's are damn hot.

<img SRC="http://www.realdoll.com/images/j007.jpg">

"umm" nothin.

Morgan 02-17-2003 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by rowan


Stephanie has been stolen!

http://www.dollforum.com/cgi-bin/ult...c&f=1&t=000602

"What makes me angry is I really wanted Stephanie and worked hard to get her. Now, I don't know where she is, although it does look like some ape has taken her. This moron got her for no cost, won't take care of her, and probably won't be punished for what he's done."

I was just about to post that! lol

DatingGold 02-17-2003 04:44 PM

Do they do dishes?

NoCarrier 02-17-2003 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by DatingGold
Do they do dishes?
Why would you want to have intercourse with dishes?!?! :eek7

QualityMpegs 02-17-2003 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Umm what? Those one's at cyborgas-whatever aren't the HOT ones located at the real site: www.realdoll.com

Those one's are damn hot.

<img SRC="http://www.realdoll.com/images/j007.jpg">

"umm" nothin.

This could easily replace any of my girlfriends.

wethoney 02-17-2003 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by QualityMpegs

This could easily replace any of my girlfriends.


I think I saw one in a Wethoney T-shirt once... I'll see if I can find the pic.

alibaba 02-17-2003 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
HAHA!
http://www.dollalbum.com/albums2/Hediemarie/aaj.jpg

It's bad that you have the clean it than :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wethoney 02-17-2003 07:31 PM

I think you can take the garden hose to it...

Or just fuck it in the bathtub.


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