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Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!
That forum is INSANE!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
3 ..... 2..... 1..... Thunderbirds finally have dates!!
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The perfect model always ready for work, never a complaint, never wants more money. lol |
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More on the real doll.....
"Other enhancements currently available: 1. Interactive sensory response system: This system is composed of sensors embedded in the Realdoll's breasts, vaginal and anal entries. The doll is connected via an ethernet cable (up to 100') to your PC, and when the various sensors are triggered by activity, the doll will respond with sensor specific audio. The software will run on any Windows based PC, and is completely user editable; The directories for each sensor can be editied to the user's taste by adding or subtracting specific audio files. This system is currently offered in limited quantity. Please check with us for availablity if you are interested in adding this option to your order. The price for this option is currently $1500.00 2. Hip Gyration system: This is a robotic actuator that is embedded in the Realdoll's chest/abdomen area. When activated by the external control unit, the doll will gyrate her hips in a pre-programmed pattern loop. Eventually this pattern will also be editable. The unit runs on 24 volts DC, and is UL Listed. The actuator itself has been able to lift up to 500 lbs and uses a state of the art control system which includes an automatic clutch system that will allow slippage if too much weight is present. This eliminates the possibility of damaging the actuator or the Realdoll. With accessories, add-on options and shipping this doll could run you close to $10k. But there's no bitching, no yapping, no backtalking, no whining, no high maintenance, no arguing, no headaches, no spending, no cheating, just lovie-dovie whenever you feel the urge to merge. Ayuh. |
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Guess some people keep their dirty mags under the bed. Cam you imagine if the cops had to go into the house and they pulled out that drawer and for a second thought they had a body on their hands...lol |
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quick, let me edit out my post and write it up myself.
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I got ron jeremy's video of him screwing a real doll in my members area :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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I think, I could be wrong, that Garill has a set of a woman having lesbian sex with a real doll. If it isn't a real doll it is something close. I'm doing this from memory.
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From the realdoll site:
<i>Best sex I ever had! I swear to God! This RealDoll feels better than a real woman! She's fantastic! I love her! This RealDoll is for real, I swear! Better than a woman! My wife isn't as good as that! May God take away all my ratings if I'm lying! I'll take a lie detector test! I swear on the life of my children! I did it and it was fullfilling! I did it and I'm proud of it! It was great! It was the best sex I ever had! Thank you RealDoll.com! It was fabulous! I could fall in love with that thing!</i> ~ Howard Stern LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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they are just plain ugly to me |
"Teeth - each doll comes with upper and lower soft fold-back teeth"
Every girl should have these... |
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Here's a question You finally met a girl and get into a relationship, do you tell her about the real doll or do you throw out $5000 lol
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I'd fuck one for the hell of it...but they seem like an expensive fuck.
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So I'm wondering if there is a string you can pull in the back of the doll that will make it moan or somthing??
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Its like a fucking gumby doll...
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this doll actually costs less than the real girlfriend, in the long run
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Silicone Repair Kit ... lol
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Those one's are damn hot. <img SRC="http://www.realdoll.com/images/j007.jpg"> "umm" nothin. |
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Do they do dishes?
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I think I saw one in a Wethoney T-shirt once... I'll see if I can find the pic. |
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I think you can take the garden hose to it...
Or just fuck it in the bathtub. |
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