This has to be one of the most amazing office desks available ? - GoFuckYourself.com

F-U-Jimmy · 10-30-2012, 12:57 PM

This guy Dale Mathis has mad skills and id love one for my office. Most of it is made from wood and painted to look like metal. The gears rotate and are also wood painted to look like metal. Ill add this to my list of stuff to make if i live long enough!

DamianJ · 10-30-2012, 01:13 PM

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DeletedBlogger · 10-30-2012, 01:17 PM

Would be more impressive if the gears actually ran something, like a desk mount clock or something.

I do like the style of it all though.

Harmon · 10-30-2012, 01:20 PM

If it sat still and didn't spin, it would be cool. Watching shit below my desk move for no apparent reason other than to move would make me carsick. This guy is an idiot. Like the other guys said, at least make it do something... like operate a sybian.

mce · 10-30-2012, 01:21 PM

Looks like a desk Tony Montana would want.......

crockett · 10-30-2012, 01:22 PM

It's a cool concept, but ugly at the same time. Would be more interesting is the legs looked different and it were more in the shape of an actual desk.

SilentKnight · 10-30-2012, 03:24 PM

Secretary leans over desk - becomes hypnotized by rotating gears. Stare at cleavage.

Repeat as necessary.

Great concept for a desk!

javbucks · 11-02-2012, 09:04 PM

Looks pretty functionally useless

Mr Pheer · 11-02-2012, 09:09 PM

There is a store in Las Vegas that sells those, and a lot of other cool shit like that.

Phoenix · 11-02-2012, 10:54 PM

cool it is sort of steampunk but not all the way there.
i toyed with buying a steampunk computer awhile back, but it was just too much on nothing

iSpyCams · 11-03-2012, 05:13 AM

It takes me about 48 hours to clutter a desk to the point where the desk is invisible, might as well be an unfinished plank, it will never be seen.

loreen · 11-03-2012, 05:37 AM

I don't like the legs either

suesheboy · 11-03-2012, 05:52 AM

Legs suck.

Needs some tits.

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Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!

ilnjscb · 11-03-2012, 11:52 AM

I guarantee you if you had a desk like that (assuming you regularly saw clients or partners) it would make an impression and you'd be remembered and seen as an innovator.

For people who see partners and customers, and need new ones regularly, this would be worth the cost. For people who sit in the basement/"office" in their underwear, not so much.

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DBS.US · 11-03-2012, 12:53 PM

Looks like the desk that a affiliate program owner that doesn't pay would have.

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Looks interesting

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