FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Beloved Founder of the GFY Friendship Club to retire as Chairman - GoFuckYourself.com

B.Barnato · 10-25-2012, 08:33 AM

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Beloved Founder of the GFY Friendship Club to retire as Chairman

Tashkent, Uzbekistan - October 25, 2012 - His increased workload and slow internet connection are the primary reasons for retirement , says the founder of popular webmaster alliance "GFY Friendship Club/Friendly Webmaster Alliance".

Having lead the way for many months ,unifying and increasing awareness for togetherness, B.Barnato has decided to make way for younger and more energetic webmasters with a faster internet connection.
"Ice cream stands come and go," says Mr Barnato, "but when there are more ice cream stands than banana stands something must be done. As many of my fellow club members already know, I have taken on a new responsibility that requires my full attention."

The new leadership of the GFY Friendship Club is expected to be announced within the next fortnight. Experts believe this decision will increase conversions for all webmasters.

Mr Barnato will remain as a fellow member of the Friendly Webmaster Alliance/GFY Friendship Club.

Contact:
Barnato Web Researchings
Side Street
Tashkent
Uzbekistan

Rebel D · 10-25-2012, 08:35 AM

can;t wait to see our new beloved leader

AdultEUhost · 10-25-2012, 08:36 AM

great stuff

BIGTYMER · 10-25-2012, 08:50 AM

Sad.. Very dark day for the FWA/GFYFC. We lost a good one..

Sid70 · 10-25-2012, 09:34 AM

Gotta move your HQ finally some place else like Maldives at least.

Wizzo · 10-25-2012, 09:41 AM

Godspeed Captain!

sperbonzo · 10-25-2012, 09:53 AM

B.Barnato · 10-25-2012, 11:32 AM

Thank you everyone for your kind words.

Itchy · 10-25-2012, 11:33 AM

JFK · 10-25-2012, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

I'm all choked up as well, but the above shots, convey my innermost feelings on the subject

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-25-2012, 11:39 AM

I nominate Boneprone:

I believe he has some extra time on his hands these days...

ADG

CurrentlySober · 10-25-2012, 11:40 AM

I am weeping openly.. I cant contain myself...

CurrentlySober · 10-25-2012, 11:52 AM

Despite my tears, in the feeling of fairness, I suggest you make a poll, with all the names of OUR members, and let them DECIDE upon OUR new leader...

Make it an public/open poll for transparency reasons...

Infact, run it inline with the US elections..

After all, Its equally important...

BTW...

I'm still sobbing...

brassmonkey · 10-25-2012, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Itchy

B.Barnato · 10-25-2012, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Despite my tears, in the feeling of fairness, I suggest you make a poll, with all the names of OUR members, and let them DECIDE upon OUR new leader...

Make it an public/open poll for transparency reasons...

Infact, run it inline with the US elections..

After all, Its equally important...

Thank you, that is a brilliant idea.

The GFY Friendship Club/Friendly Webmaster Alliance is quite large, will the poll function be able to handle it?

B.Barnato · 10-25-2012, 03:06 PM

Members who do not wish to be included in the vote for chairman should make themselves known.

ThumbLord · 10-25-2012, 03:49 PM

bummer, this is sad/bad news

BIGTYMER · 10-26-2012, 01:42 AM

Bump for our dear leader.

Pornopat · 10-26-2012, 01:49 AM

Rumor has it that it had something to do with indecent exposure

sarettah · 10-26-2012, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

The new leadership of the GFY Friendship Club is expected to be announced within the next fortnight.

Fortnight?? Do they still have fortnights?

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B.Barnato · 10-26-2012, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Fortnight?? Do they still have fortnights?

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Who is they?

sarettah · 10-26-2012, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Who is they?

Everyone other than me. I don't have any fortnights. I have never had a fortnight. But I have read of other people, mainly in the history books that had fortnights. It seems to have been very common in english speaking countries until about 1800 (AD) or so.

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B.Barnato · 10-26-2012, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Everyone other than me. I don't have any fortnights. I have never had a fortnight. But I have read of other people, mainly in the history books that had fortnights. It seems to have been very common in english speaking countries until about 1800 (AD) or so.

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It is still very widely used in Uzbekistan.

RyuLion · 10-26-2012, 12:17 PM

Cliff notes??

troncarver · 10-26-2012, 01:28 PM

fortnight he says

this guy keeps getting better with age, im a true fan B

jaYMan · 10-26-2012, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I nominate Boneprone:

I believe he has some extra time on his hands these days...

ADG

Second the nomination. Never heard of this BTW. ;)

sarettah · 10-26-2012, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

It is still very widely used in Uzbekistan.

Uzbek is tan eh? Ok, what color was he/she/it before. Like maybe a fortnight or 3 ago?

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Killswitch · 10-26-2012, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Beloved Founder of the GFY Friendship Club to retire as Chairman

Tashkent, Uzbekistan - October 25, 2012 - His increased workload and slow internet connection are the primary reasons for retirement , says the founder of popular webmaster alliance "GFY Friendship Club/Friendly Webmaster Alliance".

Having lead the way for many months ,unifying and increasing awareness for togetherness, B.Barnato has decided to make way for younger and more energetic webmasters with a faster internet connection.
"Ice cream stands come and go," says Mr Barnato, "but when there are more ice cream stands than banana stands something must be done. As many of my fellow club members already know, I have taken on a new responsibility that requires my full attention."

The new leadership of the GFY Friendship Club is expected to be announced within the next fortnight. Experts believe this decision will increase conversions for all webmasters.

Mr Barnato will remain as a fellow member of the Friendly Webmaster Alliance/GFY Friendship Club.

Contact:
Barnato Web Researchings
Side Street
Tashkent
Uzbekistan

The money's in the banana stand.

B.Barnato · 10-27-2012, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Uzbek is tan eh?

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A large part of the population has a darker shade to their skin color.

anexsia · 10-27-2012, 11:38 AM

Are you sure this is a good idea? Ratios aren't everything and sometimes you just have to stand back and wonder about all the icecreams in the world today.

ilnjscb · 10-27-2012, 08:20 PM

From the surfers

and the addicts

The republicans

and the democrats

From the women

and the men

From the jews

and the gentiles

Is there anyone I left out? Oh yeah, From the asian women

and finally from the webmasters themselves

All is sadness

B.Barnato · 10-28-2012, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia

Are you sure this is a good idea? Ratios aren't everything and sometimes you just have to stand back and wonder about all the icecreams in the world today.

This decision was not easy to make. It is however in everyone's best interest.

10-25-2012, 08:33 AM	#1
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