The most valuable sig anywhere can be had for $50.06 for 3 months

So $50.06 is the BIN?

Nope, $50.05 is the current bid. So, right this moment $50.06 is the price that would take it.

If a bid gets made for $50.06 (or any amount above that) then the price will rise accordingly until the end of the auction at 6:00pm EDT on October 23. Tomorrow.

(BTW, just a newbie tip for you. That is the way most auctions work, except the part about when it ends. That is usually variable)

Cool. Gonna snipe it at the last minute tomorrow. :P

get a job, assclown

My name is B.Barnato and I approve this message.

Cut him some slack, yo, that's what he's trying to do! Selling his sig so he can have a dayjob posting on GFY!

All kidding aside, I just want to remind everybody that the most important thing about this auction is that it is for charity. It is to ensure that millions of birds survive this coming winter which is projected to be a 1,000 year winter (meaning there ain't been a winter this fucking cold in the past 1000 years).

Without additional food resources thousands of entire species of birds could be completely wiped out in the coming predicted mini-ice age.

So, you know what you should do, so get on into the auction thread and bid that sucker up



It will make you feel all sorts of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, guaranteed

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You got something against birds?

Fucking Fascist Commie is what you are.

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On an additional note.

If you Bid in the auction you are supporting the survival of TITS!

That's right. The survival of TITS depends on YOU!!

Without you millions of TITS will not survive the winter.

So, since your survival depends on the survival of the TITS then you want to make sure to up the bids in the auction thread.

The more money raised the more TITS will be saved.

from http://www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/bird...lies/tits.aspx

Tits
Small birds with plain or colourful plumages, stout legs and strong feet and short, triangular bills. Several species have crests.

Blue tit
A colourful mix of blue, yellow, white and green makes the blue tit one of our most attractive and most recognisable garden visitors. In winter, family flocks join up with other tits as they search for food in the cold dark world. Many Blue Tits depend on the largesse of philanthropists such as B.Barnato for their very survival.

Bearded tit
A brown, long-tailed bird, usually seen flying rapidly across the top of a reedbed. Males have black 'moustaches' rather than 'beards'. They are sociable and noisy , their 'ping' calls often being the alarm indicating that they are dying from lack of food because you did not bid on B.Barnato's signature.

Coal tit
Not as colourful as some of its relatives, the coal tit has a distinctive grey back, black cap, and white patch at the back of its neck. Its smaller, more slender bill than blue or great tits means it has a harder time fending for itself and finding food and is almost completely dependent on the charitably minded people at gfy to bid in the auction thread so it can survive this winter.

Crested tit
Although not as colourful as some other tits, its 'bridled' face pattern and the upstanding black and white crest make this a most distinctive species. Crested tits feed actively, clinging to hope that you will help raise enough money in the auction thread to keep it healthy this winter.

Great tit
The largest tit - green and yellow with a striking glossy black head with white cheeks and a distinctive two-syllable song. It is a woodland bird which has readily adapted to man-made habitats which are dependent on the good folks at gfy to provide food for.

Marsh tit
This is a small, mainly brown bird, with a shiny black cap, dark 'bib' and pale belly. Its identification is made tricky by the very similar appearance of our race of willow tit. They're so hungry this winter. Won't you help feed them by bidding in the auction thread?

Willow tit
Between blue and great tits in size, with no yellow, green or blue. It has a large sooty-black cap extending to the back of the neck and a small untidy black bib. Because of the constant encroachment into it's habitat by humans it has become completely dependent on man for it's sustenance. You helped create this situation now help fix it by bidding in the auction thread.

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I would also like to add that I will be supporting the female tit(s).

I'd buy it just to put dicks all over it.

That seems like a strange use for such a valuable resource but if you buy it you get to do whatever you want with it, I think.

But the key is that you have to buy it first.

If you can't justify it with the dicks then do it for the tits

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Keep talkin, damn, I'm almost ready to pull the trigger @ $50.07 , how many post do you get for this btw ? 1 post in 3 months and what about some Ginshu knifes ??

I have shit to do but like many after reading this thread how can you leave the computer?? You did better then the late Billy Mays with the sales pitch
I like how BB posts so someone will be happy.

keep tweakin donkeys

Another bonus is Barnato knows about potatoes

Hey.

I do not know how many posts you get. I assume you get as many as Mr. Barnato makes but for clarification we will have to wait for him to chime in. I do not know if there is a guaranteed quantity but I would bet that if the bid is high enough the post quantity would be negotiable.

As far as Ginshu knifes. JFK, if you win the auction with a bid in excess of $100.00 I will find you a set of Ginshu knifes and send them to you, free of charge. You just need to cover a very small shipping and handling charge

Oh wow............ if I didnt see it in writing I wouldnt belive my eyes