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Rob · 10-21-2012, 03:20 PM

The bartender says, "Hey Barack, the usual?"

Rob · 10-21-2012, 03:23 PM

Need help with that, bro? Asa Ma La Malakim Durka Durka Jihad ...

L-Pink · 10-21-2012, 03:27 PM

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The bartender says, "Hey Barack, the usual?"

Welcome back.

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just a punk · 10-21-2012, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

The bartender says, "Hey Barack, the usual?"

Redrob · 10-21-2012, 06:40 PM

With Muslim prohibitions against alcohol, I doubt it was a Muslim walking in the bar. Maybe, a Hindu?

woj · 10-21-2012, 06:46 PM

Dvae · 10-21-2012, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Redrob

With Muslim prohibitions against alcohol, I doubt it was a Muslim walking in the bar. Maybe, a Hindu?

You may find this hard to believe but Muslims do drink.

helterskelter808 · 10-21-2012, 06:56 PM

Particularly when they want to get noticed before a terrorist attack.

Obama isn't a very good Muslim though, is he. He's had his finger on the button for years and hasn't wiped out Israel or suicide nuked the USA. Why not?

buzzard · 10-21-2012, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

The bartender says, "Hey Barack, the usual?"

L-Pink · 10-21-2012, 07:04 PM

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You may find this hard to believe but Muslims do drink.

I call those guys "Muslim Lights".

I remember Kareem Abdual-Jabbar even doing beer commercials.

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Dvae · 10-21-2012, 07:08 PM

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I call those guys "Muslim Lights".

I remember Kareem Abdual-Jabbar even doing beer commercials.

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Haha-I don't remember that.
What I always like to point out is Saddam's sons Uday and Qusay.

L-Pink · 10-21-2012, 07:13 PM

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Haha-I don't remember that.
What I always like to point out is Saddam's sons Uday and Qusay.

He was in Miller ads.

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epitome · 10-21-2012, 07:38 PM

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Particularly when they want to get noticed before a terrorist attack.

Obama isn't a very good Muslim though, is he. He's had his finger on the button for years and hasn't wiped out Israel or suicide nuked the USA. Why not?

He must be dyslexic because he's only been killing his own.

Rob · 10-22-2012, 04:00 AM

Muslims do drink. The only thing they're not allowed to do is NOT beat their women for refusing sex. It's law, they have to beat them if they don't give up the trim.

just a punk · 10-22-2012, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Redrob

With Muslim prohibitions against alcohol, I doubt it was a Muslim walking in the bar. Maybe, a Hindu?

I know many Muslims that drink like horses. Most of them even don't visit mosques by they all believe in Allah and honor Mohammed.

seeandsee · 10-22-2012, 05:43 AM

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The bartender says, "Hey Barack, the usual?"

Nice one

ManicaMark · 10-22-2012, 06:04 AM

Rob · 10-22-2012, 06:33 AM

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DWB · 10-22-2012, 08:21 AM

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With Muslim prohibitions against alcohol, I doubt it was a Muslim walking in the bar. Maybe, a Hindu?

Yet there are 1000s and 1000s of them here drinking every night and fucking whores. The local Mosques are full of Thai Muslims while the Arab Muslims party down. And don't get me started on the girls, the Arabs are among the worst human traffickers in the world.

The Muslim booze bars have very strict security and will attack anyone with a camera they see, except for the Muslims in the bar. Can't let the world see how these monkeys really act.

Muslims can kick dirt.

The sooner that region of the world is turned into a parking lot, the better.

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helterskelter808 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 3,405	Particularly when they want to get noticed before a terrorist attack. Obama isn't a very good Muslim though, is he. He's had his finger on the button for years and hasn't wiped out Israel or suicide nuked the USA. Why not?