Critic This New Site Please - GoFuckYourself.com

NastyJack · 02-15-2003, 07:54 PM

I just started work on this new site (Hosted On My Domain) for someone and would like to hear what you think about it.

I only charged the guy $150.00 but just the same, I think it looks pretty cool. What do you think?

http://www.adultxplus.com/blackvelvet/index.html

Please keep in mind that I just started to work on it.

Regards
NastyJack

Nina · 02-15-2003, 07:56 PM

I hate sites that resize my browser.

p00p · 02-15-2003, 07:57 PM

With respect, someone actually paid $150 for that?
If so, good for you!

vapewiz · 02-15-2003, 07:57 PM

Myself i would be pissed if this is what i got for $150.

FuzzBuzz · 02-15-2003, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by Nina
I hate sites that resize my browser.

same here

i hope everytime i minize ie i dont have that stupid size

Seb From Holland · 02-15-2003, 07:59 PM

It's horrible. But then again, I'm drunk now. So it could be even worse when I wake up and I'm sober.

Dopy · 02-15-2003, 07:59 PM

Hold on to the day job

NastyJack · 02-15-2003, 08:07 PM

You have to keep in mind that I just started to work on it - it's by no means finish.

But just the same, what didn't you like about it?
It's not very helpful if you just tell me that you don't like it - at least tell me what I should do to improve it.

Regards
NastyJack

ZeNd · 02-15-2003, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack
You have to keep in mind that I just started to work on it - it's by no means finish.

But just the same, what didn't you like about it?
It's not very helpful if you just tell me that you don't like it - at least tell me what I should do to improve it.

Regards
NastyJack

Hire someone else!
AHAHAHAH!

gothweb · 02-15-2003, 08:15 PM

Have you looked at the site in a few browsers? Or, um, even one? Sorry, but it doesn't look good.

NastyJack · 02-15-2003, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb
Have you looked at the site in a few browsers? Or, um, even one? Sorry, but it doesn't look good.

I'm sorry to hear that because I'm using IE at screen resolution 1024x768 and it looks okay on my end.

Someone said that it changed the size of they're screen - is that what you mean?

Guess I better have a look at it with a lower resolution huh!

Thanks for the feedback.

Regards
NastyJack

onewebsite · 02-15-2003, 08:27 PM

Opened fine on my laptop

NastyJack · 02-15-2003, 08:50 PM

Okay, just looked at it with a screen resolution of 800x600 and it did look like shit - what resolution are you guys using and is anyone still using 800x600 and should I care about those that still do?

I'm using a resolution of 1024x768 and it looks fine on my end.
So what resolution are you using?

Regards
NastyJack

Juicy D. Links · 02-15-2003, 08:52 PM

That has gotta be the ugliest thing i have seen since the last blind date i was on

Libertine · 02-15-2003, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by NastyJack
is anyone still using 800x600 and should I care about those that still do?

Nah, it's only like 40 or 50% of all surfers. Not worth the effort, really.

NastyJack · 02-15-2003, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
That has gotta be the ugliest thing i have seen since the last blind date i was on

Why do you say that - is it because you have a low resolution and everything was fucked up or is it because you just don't like the format?

Like I just said, I had a look at it with a low resolution 800x600 and it was fucked up - guess I'll have to fix that.

Regards
NastyJack

Libertine · 02-15-2003, 08:57 PM

SCREEN RESOLUTION
49% 800x600 49%
38% 1024x768 38%
04% 1280x1024 04%
03% 1152x864 03%
02% 640x480 02%
<1% 1600x1200 <1%

SureFire · 02-15-2003, 09:16 PM

you need some 'visuals' home page looks like a gamble with no odds!

A picture is worth a...

docomofo · 02-15-2003, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
That has gotta be the ugliest thing i have seen since the last blind date i was on

we must be fishing from the same pond...lmao....

gothweb · 02-15-2003, 09:23 PM

I don't like to just tell someone that something is bad without trying to help. So, here are some more specific points...

The marbled bits aren't consistent. Some of the bars don't connect/overlap properly. It just doesn't look clean. This is probably your biggest problem, at least in my browser.

Your fonts (text, not logo) aren't consistent. Also, the white text on red looks poor. This would help.

Your logo isn't easy to read, and is placed akwardly. Could use some work to be more ideal.

No page should require such high resolution.

No page should resize the window.

Bad use of empty space and placement proportion.

Pointless · 02-15-2003, 09:29 PM

yeah i also had to look twice at your logo before i could tell what it said. maybe try making the red outline of the logo stand out a bit more

Tipsy · 02-15-2003, 09:32 PM

There's loads to pick up on but I'm only gonna pick one. It uses frames *shudder* and makes a bad job of them too.

Personal opinion would be to totally scrap it and start again. I'm not saying that because it's your site. If anyone had designed that site I'd say the same.

An edit just to add - If you really can't see what's wrong with it you shouldn't be charging anyone anything to build sites.

Mutt · 02-15-2003, 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld

Nah, it's only like 40 or 50% of all surfers. Not worth the effort, really.

MetaMan · 02-15-2003, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack
I just started work on this new site (Hosted On My Domain) for someone and would like to hear what you think about it.

I only charged the guy $150.00 but just the same, I think it looks pretty cool. What do you think?

http://www.adultxplus.com/blackvelvet/index.html

Please keep in mind that I just started to work on it.

Regards
NastyJack

that is so ugly!
$150!? dude i wouldnt pay u an apple!
u seriously need to give up!
now!

Juicy D. Links · 02-15-2003, 09:39 PM

Nasty dont take offense to what i said personally but its not the best looking thing

NastyJack · 02-15-2003, 10:30 PM

it's a good thing I asked for you to take a look at it cause from my end it was looking okay. But needless to say I made a few changes so it should look a little better now.

I'm going to change the logo and work on it a little more before turning for the night but please have another look at it and once again let me know what else I should work on.

I should also thank everyone for they're help so thanks gang!

http://www.adultxplus.com/blackvelvet/index.html

Regards
NastyJack

vapewiz · 02-15-2003, 11:02 PM

Still not worth a $1.50 let alone $150.... bust out the photoshop book or search google for some tutorials... sorry to be so harsh but that is just not a good design....

Matt_WildCash · 02-15-2003, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by cutetwink
Myself i would be pissed if this is what i got for $150.

Agreed, looks like a newbie just done his first page and that was the result. But you get what you pay for I guess

NastyJack · 02-15-2003, 11:09 PM

Thing I'll scap it and just start over.
Without frames this time.

And again, thanks for your feedback - it's much apreciated.

Regards
NastyJack

CumSensei · 02-16-2003, 12:47 AM

Jees!
Nastyjack you acctually found someone who paid 150$ for that?

Another proof that you still try and fuck new guys in this industry over just like you did when you tried to make all the new guys sign up with your freehost ref code to make you 100$ per signup or whatever it was.

Still a scam artist?

NastyJack · 02-16-2003, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CumSensei
Jees!
Nastyjack you acctually found someone who paid 150$ for that?

Another proof that you still try and fuck new guys in this industry over just like you did when you tried to make all the new guys sign up with your freehost ref code to make you 100$ per signup or whatever it was.

Still a scam artist?

I don't know what your talking about - what freehost ref code are you talking about?

And if I was trying to rip someone off would I be posting here to have people tell me what I should do to improve the site idiot!

Again, why don't you got back to aww where your wanted!

Regards
NastyJack

CumSensei · 02-16-2003, 01:27 AM

Well do your "Client" a faviour and send him to http://www.galleryguy.com/

So he can get a good design made up for all his hard earned money....if you knew what you where doing when it comes to design you would not even had to ask... So save this guy his 150$ and tell him you dont have the skill for designing sites.

ZeNd · 02-16-2003, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack

I don't know what your talking about - what freehost ref code are you talking about?

And if I was trying to rip someone off would I be posting here to have people tell me what I should do to improve the site idiot!

Again, why don't you got back to aww where your wanted!

Regards
NastyJack

http://www.adultwebmasterworld.com/b...light=freehost

Okay riddle me this there NJ ???
Second reply sounds like you are tring to get him to sign up under you or something cause how else could you make such a deal ....
My man NJ was broking a freehost deal to a guy who wanted to pay for his own hosting LOL !

MarkTiarra · 02-16-2003, 01:30 AM

The alignment of the text to the background is not set dynamically so the top links flow over a repeat of the background gra[hic at higher resolutions. You need to test your designs in various resolutions and learn to make them dynamically relevant. Big design 101 kinda thing. =]

Best of luck dude...

Amputate Your Head · 02-16-2003, 01:33 AM

it fucking sucks.

everything is whacked out of alignment, color scheme is poorly executed, no theme, nothing of any impact....

I give it two fucking thumbs down.

kill it.

Amputate Your Head · 02-16-2003, 01:35 AM

I'll fix it for you....

for $2k.

CumSensei · 02-16-2003, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I'll fix it for you....

for $2k.

MarkTiarra · 02-16-2003, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I'll fix it for you....

for $2k.

No wait... I'll do it for $1999... and if this is like any time I see people talking about design quotes on here it'll be a design contest where the winner gets $0.14 within 30 minutes. ;>

Amputate Your Head · 02-16-2003, 02:07 AM

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Originally posted by MarkTiarra

No wait... I'll do it for $1999... and if this is like any time I see people talking about design quotes on here it'll be a design contest where the winner gets $0.14 within 30 minutes. ;>

I refuse to participate in design contests anymore.... they only FUCK the designers.

I run flat rates. They can take it or leave it. With the amount of people I turn away daily, I'm not stressing.

MetaformX · 02-16-2003, 02:11 AM

no offense, but that site is horrible, especially for $150

I am selling this site for $200(finished to your specifications)
http://www.everclearproductions.com/clients/open2/

NastyJack · 02-16-2003, 03:09 AM

Well like I said, I just started to work on it and I even asked you to keep that in mind but I guess that was to much to ask from most of you guys.

I also checked out the site that MetaformX is selling for $200.00
http://www.everclearproductions.com/clients/open2/ and I didn't see anything special about it.

I'm confident that by the time I'm finish working on http://www.adultxplus.com/blackvelvet/index.html that it's going to have allot more to offer then what he posted.

But then again, it's like what Driven said, "you get what you paid for".

While I'll post again in a few days and see what you think about it then - hope you'll have seen some improvements by them.

Regards
NastyJack

sexysphere · 02-16-2003, 03:12 AM

who is the designer... a drunk dog?

JamesK · 02-16-2003, 03:15 AM

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Originally posted by sexysphere
who is the designer... a drunk dog?

NJ your sites suck.

Amputate Your Head · 02-16-2003, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack
Well like I said, I just started to work on it and I even asked you to keep that in mind but I guess that was to much to ask from most of you guys.

#1: Never ever put up unfinished work on GFY for critique.... you will be assraped.

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack

I also checked out the site that MetaformX is selling for $200.00
http://www.everclearproductions.com/clients/open2/ and I didn't see anything special about it.

After showing that site you posted, you got no room to talk smack of any kind.

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack

I'm confident that by the time I'm finish working on http://www.adultxplus.com/blackvelvet/index.html that it's going to have allot more to offer then what he posted.

see above answer

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack

But then again, it's like what Driven said, "you get what you paid for".

Bullshit. That's a fucking lame way out. I charge very little for what I do, and I ALWAYS strive to overdeliver.

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack

While I'll post again in a few days and see what you think about it then - hope you'll have seen some improvements by them.

Regards
NastyJack

please don't.... we've seen enough.

AWW - Kevin · 02-16-2003, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack

Again, why don't you got back to aww where your wanted!

Regards
NastyJack

what exactly is your problem NJ ??
AWW wasn't the only place to ban you, yet you keep mentioning
my site every chance you get !
if you miss us soooo much signup under a different username and
try posting with a different attitude !
or else get over it already

back to the topic at hand, i think you've been around long enough
to know the design wasn't worth $150, having said that atleast
you're trying to improve the design and give the webmaster his
monies worth....for his sake i hope you achieve !

Amputate Your Head · 02-16-2003, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWW - Kevin

what exactly is your problem NJ ??
AWW wasn't the only place to ban you, yet you keep mentioning
my site every chance you get !
if you miss us soooo much signup under a different username and
try posting with a different attitude !
or else get over it already

back to the topic at hand, i think you've been around long enough
to know the design wasn't worth $150, having said that atleast
you're trying to improve the design and give the webmaster his
monies worth....for his sake i hope you achieve !

just ignore him man.... everyone knows he's a fucking 2 bit punk ass bitch.

JamesK · 02-16-2003, 04:15 AM

lol NJ sucks dick

Bake · 02-16-2003, 05:25 AM

someone Piad you for building a site ?

Amputate Your Head · 02-16-2003, 05:26 AM

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Originally posted by Bake
someone Piad you for building a site ?

god knows why.... he clearly sucks at it.

JamesK · 02-16-2003, 05:32 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

god knows why.... he clearly sucks at it.

a few weeks ago he was hosting on geocities. at least he ain't using the pagebuilder anymore.

02-15-2003, 08:15 PM	#10
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02-15-2003, 09:23 PM	#20
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	I don't like to just tell someone that something is bad without trying to help. So, here are some more specific points... The marbled bits aren't consistent. Some of the bars don't connect/overlap properly. It just doesn't look clean. This is probably your biggest problem, at least in my browser. Your fonts (text, not logo) aren't consistent. Also, the white text on red looks poor. This would help. Your logo isn't easy to read, and is placed akwardly. Could use some work to be more ideal. No page should require such high resolution. No page should resize the window. Bad use of empty space and placement proportion. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

02-15-2003, 09:29 PM	#21
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02-15-2003, 07:54 PM	#1
NastyJack Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,291	Critic This New Site Please I just started work on this new site (Hosted On My Domain) for someone and would like to hear what you think about it. I only charged the guy $150.00 but just the same, I think it looks pretty cool. What do you think? http://www.adultxplus.com/blackvelvet/index.html Please keep in mind that I just started to work on it. Regards NastyJack

02-15-2003, 07:56 PM	#2
Nina Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 2,687	I hate sites that resize my browser.

02-15-2003, 07:57 PM	#3
p00p Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: CanaDUH Posts: 5,125	With respect, someone actually paid $150 for that? If so, good for you!

02-15-2003, 07:57 PM	#4
vapewiz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,530	Myself i would be pissed if this is what i got for $150.

02-15-2003, 07:59 PM	#6
Seb From Holland Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,747	It's horrible. But then again, I'm drunk now. So it could be even worse when I wake up and I'm sober.

02-15-2003, 07:59 PM	#7
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02-15-2003, 08:07 PM	#8
NastyJack Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,291	You have to keep in mind that I just started to work on it - it's by no means finish. But just the same, what didn't you like about it? It's not very helpful if you just tell me that you don't like it - at least tell me what I should do to improve it. Regards NastyJack

02-15-2003, 08:50 PM	#13
NastyJack Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,291	Okay, just looked at it with a screen resolution of 800x600 and it did look like shit - what resolution are you guys using and is anyone still using 800x600 and should I care about those that still do? I'm using a resolution of 1024x768 and it looks fine on my end. So what resolution are you using? Regards NastyJack

02-15-2003, 08:52 PM	#14
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	That has gotta be the ugliest thing i have seen since the last blind date i was on

02-15-2003, 09:16 PM	#18
SureFire Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: internet Posts: 4,398	you need some 'visuals' home page looks like a gamble with no odds! A picture is worth a...

02-15-2003, 09:32 PM	#22
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	There's loads to pick up on but I'm only gonna pick one. It uses frames shudder and makes a bad job of them too. Personal opinion would be to totally scrap it and start again. I'm not saying that because it's your site. If anyone had designed that site I'd say the same. An edit just to add - If you really can't see what's wrong with it you shouldn't be charging anyone anything to build sites.

02-15-2003, 09:39 PM	#25
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Nasty dont take offense to what i said personally but its not the best looking thing

02-15-2003, 10:30 PM	#26
NastyJack Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,291	it's a good thing I asked for you to take a look at it cause from my end it was looking okay. But needless to say I made a few changes so it should look a little better now. I'm going to change the logo and work on it a little more before turning for the night but please have another look at it and once again let me know what else I should work on. I should also thank everyone for they're help so thanks gang! http://www.adultxplus.com/blackvelvet/index.html Regards NastyJack

02-15-2003, 11:02 PM	#27
vapewiz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,530	Still not worth a $1.50 let alone $150.... bust out the photoshop book or search google for some tutorials... sorry to be so harsh but that is just not a good design....

02-15-2003, 11:09 PM	#29
NastyJack Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,291	Thing I'll scap it and just start over. Without frames this time. And again, thanks for your feedback - it's much apreciated. Regards NastyJack

02-16-2003, 12:47 AM	#30
CumSensei Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 3,986	Jees! Nastyjack you acctually found someone who paid 150$ for that? Another proof that you still try and fuck new guys in this industry over just like you did when you tried to make all the new guys sign up with your freehost ref code to make you 100$ per signup or whatever it was. Still a scam artist? __________________ CumSensei say: SEO traffic makes big boom boom.

02-16-2003, 01:27 AM	#32
CumSensei Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 3,986	Well do your "Client" a faviour and send him to http://www.galleryguy.com/ So he can get a good design made up for all his hard earned money....if you knew what you where doing when it comes to design you would not even had to ask... So save this guy his 150$ and tell him you dont have the skill for designing sites. __________________ CumSensei say: SEO traffic makes big boom boom.

02-16-2003, 01:30 AM	#34
MarkTiarra Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 3,833	The alignment of the text to the background is not set dynamically so the top links flow over a repeat of the background gra[hic at higher resolutions. You need to test your designs in various resolutions and learn to make them dynamically relevant. Big design 101 kinda thing. =] Best of luck dude... __________________ Retired Pornosticator

02-16-2003, 01:33 AM	#35
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	it fucking sucks. everything is whacked out of alignment, color scheme is poorly executed, no theme, nothing of any impact.... I give it two fucking thumbs down. kill it. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

02-16-2003, 01:35 AM	#36
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02-16-2003, 02:11 AM	#40
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02-16-2003, 03:09 AM	#41
NastyJack Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,291	Well like I said, I just started to work on it and I even asked you to keep that in mind but I guess that was to much to ask from most of you guys. I also checked out the site that MetaformX is selling for $200.00 http://www.everclearproductions.com/clients/open2/ and I didn't see anything special about it. I'm confident that by the time I'm finish working on http://www.adultxplus.com/blackvelvet/index.html that it's going to have allot more to offer then what he posted. But then again, it's like what Driven said, "you get what you paid for". While I'll post again in a few days and see what you think about it then - hope you'll have seen some improvements by them. Regards NastyJack

02-16-2003, 03:12 AM	#42
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